Arab/American Moving Back to the Middle East.

Useless Facts!

Ok,

     I want to repost this old useless facts. The funny part is the comments.

Did you know..

1- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it)

3- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

4- A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

5- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy) (I’m still not over the pig)

6- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

7- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. What the….”)

8- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

9- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

10- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life … quality over quantity.)

11- Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

12- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

13- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

14- Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing…)

15- A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

16- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17- Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

18- Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew…? Who cares!)

19- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?)

 

LOL

Peace 

 

I'm Back!

Salam,

 OK, so I have been busy "doing other stuff", and almost forgot about this blog till a friend reminded me of it.

Here is the breakdown of whats been going on with my so called life.

I have one more session to finish my masters, I have gazillions of projects and exams but I think I can wing it. After 20 years of being American I have decided to retire from the States and move back to the Middle East. Although I'm doing well elhamdelah in the states but there are other things that are far valuable than money.

I'm hoping to find a job in Jordan, but if not I know I can find one in Dubai. Wow! I can't wait to get back home and see my kids play with their grandparents, that is something to watch for I guess. I miss real Arabic food, though looking at me you can tell I couldn't have been missing out food at all.Laughing

OK, I have to head to work in a minute, but I do want to talk about a certain issue in my next post and it is about Freedom of expression.

Peace

First Ramadan Iftar Meal

First Day of Ramadan Meal

I'm already hungry, here is a course I dont mind having on the first day of Ramadan.


Atayef

Ingredients 4 cups prepared pancake mix (eggs, milk and oil added)
oil for frying
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Ramadan Food :-)

Regional recipes

Middle Eastern Recipes A large collection compiled by Christina al-Sudairy
Middle Eastern recipes (Epicurious)
Middle Eastern Recipe ArchivesCollection of easy Middle Eastern Usenet recipes.
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Blogthings

I saw this on * Z 22096993 * Blog,
Blogthings : Cool Things to Put In Your Blog.

A Blogthing is a quiz, meme, or toy you can put in your blog or journal.To get started, take one of the Blogthings below. Have fun!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test: How lucky and powerful are you?

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?: What your birthdate means for your life.

What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?: Which celebrity likes the same music as you?
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Racism & Discrimination

Racism & Discrimination

By: Tariq Al-Nasrallahالرؤية

Racism and discrimination are acts that do not belong in this new world. In Kuwait and many other countries in our region, racism and discrimination are practiced daily. Judging someone by their ethnic origins or nationality is becoming really popular in our region. People disrespect and abuse others because of their origin, religion and occupation.
Kuwait police abuse video1
Kuwait police abuse video2
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Now this kid can cuss

Now this kid can cuss like a motha!

A Poem !

A Poem !

So I'm still depressed. A friend sent me this link to add to my misery, I kept on playing the same clip over and over and over, till I got so out and I'm going to take a nap, hoping when I wake up all my Nakadah disappear.
Here is the POEM, and here is the Poet link TAREK ELMEHYAS .

PALFORCE

Arab Comedy in the US

Arab Comedy in the US

Howdy,

I always wanted to be a comedian, but there are several things preventing me from fullfilling my dream..

I love watching comedy bits and a big fan of Standups.

Here is a link of few Arab Comedians. What I like about them is theyare using thier humor as a tool to market our long awaited activism. Unlike some of the old Arab Comedians who used to poke fun of others to get a laugh or two.

Comedy has changed alot and it is much more witty than what it used to be.

Here is an article about some of the new ones. Here is a Clip for comedian Ahmad Ahmad.

And here is my favorite of all MAZ JOBRANI . Feel free to browse through his clips and let me know.

See ya :-)

PALFORCE

Links for those who live abroad :-)

Links for those who live abroad :-)

Salam,

Here are links for Arabic goodies for those who live abroad:




PALFORCE

The Living to 100 Life Expectancy Calculator

The Living to 100 Life Expectancy Calculator

My calculated health span is 79.9 years. Gee i didnt think I'm gonna make 60 :-)

The Living to 100 Life Expectancy Calculator
http://www.agingresearch.org/calculator/
Take this quiz to find out how long you will live. You'll also get a full dose of health and nutrition advice based on your answers to the questions. Affiliated with the not-for-profit Alliance for Aging Research.

PALFORCE

More info on 30 Days with a Muslim family

More info on 30 Days with a Muslim family

Adnan wa Lina (Future Boy)


My Most favorite cartoons of all time got to be Adnan wa Lina, I had to to struggle through the years and go through endless hours of therapy to come up with this conclusion. I was torn between Adnan wa Lina & Grandizer, but finale gave in and saw the Light, Adnan wa Lina are #1.

Here is a link on how to get it online.


اسم المسلسل:Future Boy يعني عدنان ولينا
النوع: مغامره-كوميديه
عدد الحلقات:26
سنة الانتاج:4 April 1978
النوغ:DVD
يحب ان يتوفر معك برنامج Bitlord
للتحميل البرنامج:اضغط هنا
شرح البرنامج:اضغط هنا
__________________
To get those files go here: Bramj.net
Registration might be required.

Salam,

PALFORCE

More GMAT Study Strategy :-)

More GMAT Study Strategy :-)

OK,

I'm gonna bore you again with more useful info about cracking the GMAT.

There are few important links for anyone interested in passing the GMAT and going into the MBA.




  • http://www.testmagic.com/gmat/
    The 2nd Forum that tackles GMAT Questions. ( Now yall need to pay attention here, these 2 forums are all you need to study for the GMAT, they are based on feedback from GMATers).

  • http://www.mba.com/MBA/TaketheGMAT/Tools/AWATopics.htm
    Here is the complete list of current Analytical Writing Assessment (AWA) Topics used during the administration of the GMAT®.

    Here is the breakdown of the GMAT Exam:
  • CAT System Tutorial, Practice, and Demonstration of Competence
    Analytical Writing Assessment (60 minutes)
    Analysis of an Issue (30 minutes, 1 topic)* Analysis of an Argument (30 minutes, 1 topic)
    *****5-minute break (optional) ******Quantitative Section (75 minutes)**
    Problem Solving (23/24 questions)
    Data Sufficiency (13/14 questions)
    Total number of questions: 37 (28 scored, 9 unscored***)
    *****5-minute break (optional) ******Verbal Section (75 minutes)
    Critical Reasoning (14/15 questions)
    Sentence Correction (14/15 questions)
    Reading Comprehension (4 passages, 12/14 questions)

    Total number of questions: 41 (30 scored, 11 unscored***)
    TOTAL TESTING TIME: 3 hours, 20 minutes
As you know the GMAT Test is adaptive. To know how does that work check out this Link.


OK, Now that I summed it up, I wont bring the GMAT up again I promise :-)
I have been studying it for the past week and I got a couple more weeks :-(

PALFORCE

GMAT

GMAT Essay Tips

Be sure to include brief introductory and concluding paragraphs, which are consistent with each other and with the paragraphs in the body of your essay.
Your essay must at least appear to be well organized. Use transition words and phrases to help the reader follow the flow of your discussion. For ideas, check out the transitional devices I've used in my sample Analysis-of-Issue essay and sample Analysis-of-Argument essay.
Compose your introductory paragraph last—after you've completed the rest of your essay. Why? Because you essay might evolve somewhat from your initial plan; if you've composed your introduction first, you might need to rewrite it.
For every point you make in a GMAT essay, always provide a reason and/or an example to support that point!
Pay close attention to writing mechanics—grammar, sentence construction, word usage and diction (whether you've used the right word for the right job). It doesn't matter if your essay contains brilliant ideas if you can't express them. In short: It's form over substance!!
It's okay to refer to yourself in your essays—at your option. Just don't overdo it. Phrases such as "I think," "it is my opinion that" and "in my view" are superfluous and a waste of your typing time.
Don't try to impress the reader with your vocabulary. There's nothing wrong with demonstrating a strong vocabulary. Just don't overdo it; otherwise the readers will suspect that you're using big words as a smokescreen for poor content.

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2 Great Links:

1) Sahil's SC Notes

2)http://www.west.net/~stewart/gmat/qa_3.htm

TOEFL - GMAT - GRE - SAT Great site

Salam,

Here is a super Site for anyone whois planning to take the TOEFL - GMAT - GRE - SAT.

MBA preparation

Salam,

I have to study and pass the GMAT in the next 2-3 weeks Yicks!
The funny part is if everything went as planned (inshallah) my Bachelor degree final is on 12/3/2005 Graduation on 12/17/2005 and MBA classes start when?!! (12/10/2005)
give me a break !!! LOL

Anyways, here is a MBA Blogs.

These two links should be a good reference for anyone thinking or planning to take the MBA.

Good luck.

PALFORCE

Free Gaza

Free Gaza

Salam,

I would like to share this site from Gaza in the occasion of liberating Gaza.

http://www.g4z4.com/

Click on the moq3ad elghazazwah !

LOL

Peace

Finally Adnan wa Lina & Grandizer in a nutshell

Finally Adnan wa Lina & Grandizer in a nutshell

Salam,

While I was browsing around I found a long thread of comments in Ahmad's Blog that talked about Grandizer and Adnan wa Lina.

There were a lot of links thrown around that were useful.
OK, Here it goes if you are looking to buy the DVD check out:
http://www.universalcartoons.com

But if you want to download them there is a website that charges $10/month to download both cartoons and even more which is not bad really.
http://www.magz.info/

Adnan wa Lina:
Here is a Link for 2 free episodes :-) From this site

Grandizer:
Here is a nice walpaper for Grandizer: http://www.gtgroup.info/

Salam

Anwar Bu Dragh

Anwar Bu Dragh can make the Rababah Cry.

Check out the song: Intithar .

Also check out My love eyes.

Complete Grandizer episodes

Complete Grandizer episodes

Salam,

Kuwait91.com put the complete Grandizer episodes on thier server, and they got themselves a newer stronger server so it can take all the downlaods.

Check this out

DID YOU KNOW?

DID YOU KNOW?

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night."Go" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.A snail can sleep for 3 years.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Via Phalasteen Blog

Palestinian Refugees Donate to Survivors of Hurricane Katrina

Palestinian Refugees Donate to Survivors of Hurricane Katrina

Palestinian Refugees Donate to Survivors of
Hurricane Katrina
Report, PTT, 13 September 2005


RAMALLAH -- Palestinian refugees, moved by the plight of survivors of Hurricane Katrina will present US Consul-General, Jake Wallace, with a $10,000 donation to the American Red Cross. The donation will be given today (13 September 2005) at 12 noon at the President’s Office in Ramallah. Dr. Rafiq Husseini, Chief of Staff of President Mahmoud Abbas will offer the donation on behalf of the President and Palestinian refugees. The donation will be earmarked to those survivors most affected by the Hurricane – the displaced poor, elderly and disabled. Money was recently collected by Palestinian refugees in the refugee camps of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.Commenting on the donation, President Abbas notes, "On behalf of the Palestinian people and, in particular, the refugee communities of the West Bank and Gaza Strip, I wish to express our deepest sympathy with the survivors of Hurricane Katrina. With our humble donation, we feel it is important to show our concern since Palestinians know all too well the pain and hardship caused by being a refugee. We pray that they will soon be able to return to their homes."

More Information
Diana Buttu, Tel: +972-599-604-657

Ted Turner

Ted Turner

Salam,

I was watching David Letterman show last night, and one of his guests was Ted Turner, I was ver impressed with the interview and all what Turner has done and his attitude toward the war and how he is a peace man. Here is something Mr. Turner said:


" Ted believes good education and health care and a better standard of living is the best way to fight terrorism. Provide them with the above and they won't want to blow themselves up or go to war. He points out that the United States spends $400-500 billion a year on their military budget. The rest of the world spends the same amount. Is all that money spent on the military spent wisely? In a speech earlier this year, Ted went through a laundry list of the leading social problems around the world and the dollar cost of fixing them. For instance:-$15 billion a year for universal primary education of all children.-$4 billion a year for adult literacy-$10 billion a year for reproductive health and family planningOn and on and on Ted spelled it out in this speech. Total cost: $62 billion a year. He reminds us that the United States spends $500 billion on the military alone each year. And the U.S. wouldn't have to pay the entire $62 billion; it would be spread out across the world. "You don't stop terrorism with tanks, you stop it with hope," says Ted. Dang it, it makes sense to me. "

Then I also read this email from AL-AWDA about US aid to Israel:

Total Direct Aid to Israel Conservatively Estimated at Almost $105 Billion
By Shirl McArthur

TABLE 1. RECENT U.S. AID TO ISRAEL(millions of dollars)

Year Total Grant
1949-1996 68,030.9
1997 3,132.1
1998 3,080.0
1999 3,010.0
2000 4,129.1
2001 2,873.8
2002 2,848.0
2003 est. 3,741.1
2004 est. 2,687.3
Total: 93,534.6


Notes: The economic grant was earmarked for $960 million for FY2000 but was reduced to meet the 0.38% recision. FY2000 military grants include $1.2 billion for the Wye agreement and $1.92 billion in annual military aid. Final amounts for FY2003 are reduced by 0.65% mandated recision, and final amounts for FY2004 are reduced by 0.59%.
Source: CRS Issue Brief, Israel: U.S. Foreign Assistance, updated Dec. 9, 2004.
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Shirl McArthur, a retired U.S. foreign service officer, is a consultant in the Washington, DC area.
Peace

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are FromVenus"

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are FromVenus"

Here is a funny one by my friend Hiro (Ahmad):
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What REALLY happened at the U.N. (A photo montage)

What REALLY happened at the U.N. (A photo montage)

Peace :-)

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are FromVenus"

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are FromVenus"

Here is a funny one by my friend Hiro (Ahmad):
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Handbook For Bloggers and Cyber-Dissidents

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My First Post

Salam,

Well, Roba talked about this new Blog service provided by Albawaba, so I thought let me give it a shot, so far I'm so digging the interface.
All I have to do now is come up with a good startup topic.
Well, Last week I went to google and downloaded Google earth to try and figure out where do my family live, it wasn't hard to find, since all I had to do is figure out where is Almadeena Alreyadeyah, and from there I just moved north and viola I found our house in TABARBOOR. The neat thing is you can mark that location and then afterward you don’t have to search for it again, and also you mark another place and get direction to or from each other. Neat sa7?

OK, I just started blogging in June of this year, and I was lucky enough to be part of Jordan planet and Kuwaitblogs, my other blog is PALFORCE , and I write about everything and anything,

If things work out good and Albawaba can handle my daily rants, I would seriously consider sticking to this Blog and dropping that one. I'm all for made in Arabia :-)

Yella time to shower then head to work.

Salam, and God Bless :-)

Khaled

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