Perhaps
one of the most serious problems facing Uzbekistan - a country of 24 million
people - is its growing prostitution rings inside as well as outside the
country.
Uzbekistan, previously known to be a center and pillar of Islamic
civilization throughout many centuries, has never before come face-to-face
with such a crisis of general moral deterioration. Some ten to fifteen years
ago, the term ‘Uzbek prostitutes’ was simply unheard of.
However, today, after eleven years of dictatorial rule under the iron-fist of
President Islam Karimov, Uzbek prostitutes are gaining "fame" inside and
outside the country's borders. Uzbek prostitutes are shamefully seized on a
daily basis in varied circumstances and places, including luxurious hotels
throughout the United States, the beaches of Thailand and Turkey, and even
nightclubs and restaurants in both India and the United Arab Emirates (UAE).
Despite these developments, authorities in Uzbekistan apparently haven't
taken any serious measures to fight this "epidemic". Moreover, the majority,
if not all of the law enforcement officials are customers and pimps for many
of these prostitution rings.
Undoubtedly, the main reasons behind this phenomenon are both the high level
of unemployment and poverty, which the battered economy has inflicted on the
country (most Uzbeks get by on less than $30 a month while doctors and
teachers make as little as $10). This is also largely the result of a Mafia
dominated government that has not been able to set proper economic and social
policies to transform and improve the country’s standards.
Furthermore, central Asian countries in general, and Uzbekistan, in
particular, do not have strict laws that prohibit women from selling their
bodies. In some cases, families in that part of the world are forced to sell
their children in order to survive the miserable economic conditions they are
daily faced with. According to official statistics, Uzbekistan has one of the
worst records for drug abuse and HIV penetration, as well as illegal human
trade.
Following the Soviet occupation at the end of the 19th century, central Asian
nations have all deviated from their traditional Islamic values and rich
heritage. Uzbekistan, not being an exception, had received many blows from
the atheist and despotic Leninist regimes of that time that have led to
radical cultural and social changes over the decades since Soviet rule. When
President Islam Karimov announced Uzbekistan’s independence in 1991, he
annihilated all opposition parties and launched an ethnic cleansing program
against Muslims, killing hundreds of thousands and inflicting on them heavy
losses.
Media reports have recently focused on President Karimov's elder daughter,
revealing the specifics of the relationship between the ruling family and her
former husband - Mansour Maqsoudi. These reports have highlighted ‘shady’
dealings, which the Uzbek government and the President’s elder daughter -
Gulnara Karimova, in particular - have committed.
According to Farkhod Inoghomboev, the daughter's top-aide, who was only hired
after the break-up in 2001 of her 10-year marriage to Maqsoudi, Gulnara
Karimova stands entirely behind the Uzbek sex industry in the UAE.
According to Farkhod, Gulnara's former representative in Dubai, “She has
established many of her firms in the UAE, after controlling most industrial
and tourism establishments in her own country. Among these firms is Unitrend
Tourism, which was established in Dubai in 2003, with Gulnora’s Royal
Holdings being the main shareholder.
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Did You Know About These 1001 Islamic Inventors
31 May, 2006
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FROM coffee to cheques and the three-course meal, the Muslim world has given us
many innovations that we take for granted in daily life.
As a new exhibition opens, Paul Vallely nominates 20 of the most influential-
and identifies the men of genius behind them.
1. The story goes that an Arab named Khalid was tending his goats in the Kaffa
region of southern Ethiopia, when he noticed his animals became livelier after
eating a certain berry. He boiled the berries to make the first coffee.
Certainly the first record of the drink is of beans exported from Ethiopia to
Yemen where Sufis drank it to stay awake all night to pray on special occasions.
By the late 15th century it had arrived in Mecca and Turkey from where it made
its way to Venice in 1645. It was brought to England in 1650 by a Turk named
Pasqua Rosee who opened the first coffee house in Lombard Street in the City of
London. The Arabic qahwa became the Turkish kahve then the Italian caffé and
then English coffee.
2. The ancient Greeks thought our eyes emitted rays, like a laser, which enabled
us to see. The first person to realise that light enters the eye, rather than
leaving it, was the 10th-century Muslim mathematician, astronomer and physicist
Ibn al-Haitham. He invented the first pin-hole camera after noticing the way
light came through a hole in window shutters. The smaller the hole, the better
the picture, he worked out, and set up the first Camera Obscura (from the Arab
word qamara for a dark or private room). He is also credited with being the
first man to shift physics from a philosophical activity to an experimental one.
3. A form of chess was played in ancient India but the game was developed into
the form we know it today in Persia. From there it spread westward to Europe -
where it was introduced by the Moors in Spain in the 10th century - and eastward
as far as Japan. The word rook comes from the Persian rukh, which means chariot.
4. A thousand years before the Wright brothers a Muslim poet, astronomer,
musician and engineer named Abbas ibn Firnas made several attempts to construct
a flying machine. In 852 he jumped from the minaret of the Grand Mosque in
Cordoba using a loose cloak stiffened with wooden struts. He hoped to glide like
a bird. He didn't. But the cloak slowed his fall, creating what is thought to be
the first parachute, and leaving him with only minor injuries. In 875, aged 70,
having perfected a machine of silk and eagles' feathers he tried again, jumping
from a mountain. He flew to a significant height and stayed aloft for ten
minutes but crashed on landing - concluding, correctly, that it was because he
had not given his device a tail so it would stall on landing. Baghdad
international airport and a crater on the Moon are named after him.
5. Washing and bathing are religious requirements for Muslims, which is perhaps
why they perfected the recipe for soap which we still use today. The ancient
Egyptians had soap of a kind, as did the Romans who used it more as a pomade.
But it was the Arabs who combined vegetable oils with sodium hydroxide and
aromatics such as thyme oil. One of the Crusaders' most striking
characteristics, to Arab nostrils, was that they did not wash. Shampoo was
introduced to England by a Muslim who opened Mahomed's Indian Vapour Baths on
Brighton seafront in 1759 and was appointed Shampooing Surgeon to Kings George
IV and William IV.
6. Distillation, the means of separating liquids through differences in their
boiling points, was invented around the year 800 by Islam's foremost scientist,
Jabir ibn Hayyan, who transformed alchemy into chemistry, inventing many of the
basic processes and apparatus still in use today - liquefaction, crystallisation,
distillation, purification, oxidisation, evaporation and filtration. As well as
discovering sulphuric and nitric acid, he invented the alembic still, giving the
world intense rosewater and other perfumes and alcoholic spirits (although
drinking them is haram, or forbidden, in Islam). Ibn Hayyan emphasised
systematic experimentation and was the founder of modern chemistry.
7. The crank-shaft is a device which translates rotary into linear motion and is
central to much of the machinery in the modern world, not least the internal
combustion engine. One of the most important mechanical inventions in the
history of humankind, it was created by an ingenious Muslim engineer called al-Jazari
to raise water for irrigation. His 1206 Book of Knowledge of Ingenious
Mechanical Devices shows he also invented or refined the use of valves and
pistons, devised some of the first mechanical clocks driven by water and
weights, and was the father of robotics. Among his 50 other inventions was the
combination lock.
8. Quilting is a method of sewing or tying two layers of cloth with a layer of
insulating material in between. It is not clear whether it was invented in the
Muslim world or whether it was imported there from India or China. But it
certainly came to the West via the Crusaders. They saw it used by Saracen
warriors, who wore straw-filled quilted canvas shirts instead of armour. As well
as a form of protection, it proved an effective guard against the chafing of the
Crusaders' metal armour and was an effective form of insulation - so much so
that it became a cottage industry back home in colder climates such as Britain
and Holland.
9. The pointed arch so characteristic of Europe's Gothic cathedrals was an
invention borrowed from Islamic architecture. It was much stronger than the
rounded arch used by the Romans and Normans, thus allowing the building of
bigger, higher, more complex and grander buildings. Other borrowings from Muslim
genius included ribbed vaulting, rose windows and dome-building techniques.
Europe's castles were also adapted to copy the Islamic world's - with arrow
slits, battlements, a barbican and parapets. Square towers and keeps gave way to
more easily defended round ones. Henry V's castle architect was a Muslim.
10. Many modern surgical instruments are of exactly the same design as those
devised in the 10th century by a Muslim surgeon called al-Zahrawi. His scalpels,
bone saws, forceps, fine scissors for eye surgery and many of the 200
instruments he devised are recognizable to a modern surgeon. It was he who
discovered that catgut used for internal stitches dissolves away naturally (a
discovery he made when his monkey ate his lute strings) and that it can be also
used to make medicine capsules. In the 13th century, another Muslim medic named
Ibn Nafis described the circulation of the blood, 300 years before William
Harvey discovered it. Muslims doctors also invented anaesthetics of opium and
alcohol mixes and developed hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes in a
technique still used today.
11. The windmill was invented in 634 for a Persian caliph and was used to grind
corn and draw up water for irrigation. In the vast deserts of Arabia, when the
seasonal streams ran dry, the only source of power was the wind which blew
steadily from one direction for months. Mills had six or 12 sails covered in
fabric or palm leaves. It was 500 years before the first windmill was seen in
Europe.
12. The technique of inoculation was not invented by Jenner and Pasteur but was
devised in the Muslim world and brought to Europe from Turkey by the wife of the
English ambassador to Istanbul in 1724. Children in Turkey were vaccinated with
cowpox to fight the deadly smallpox at least 50 years before the West discovered
it.
13. The fountain pen was invented for the Sultan of Egypt in 953 after he
demanded a pen which would not stain his hands or clothes. It held ink in a
reservoir and, as with modern pens, fed ink to the nib by a combination of
gravity and capillary action.
14. The system of numbering in use all round the world is probably Indian in
origin but the style of the numerals is Arabic and first appears in print in the
work of the Muslim mathematicians al-Khwarizmi and al-Kindi around 825. Algebra
was named after al-Khwarizmi's book, Al-Jabr wa-al-Muqabilah, much of whose
contents are still in use. The work of Muslim maths scholars was imported into
Europe 300 years later by the Italian mathematician Fibonacci. Algorithms and
much of the theory of trigonometry came from the Muslim world. And Al-Kindi's
discovery of frequency analysis rendered all the codes of the ancient world
soluble and created the basis of modern cryptology.
15. Ali ibn Nafi, known by his nickname of Ziryab (Blackbird) came from Iraq to
Cordoba in the 9th century and brought with him the concept of the three-course
meal - soup, followed by fish or meat, then fruit and nuts. He also introduced
crystal glasses (which had been invented after experiments with rock crystal by
Abbas ibn Firnas - see No 4).
16. Carpets were regarded as part of Paradise by medieval Muslims, thanks to
their advanced weaving techniques, new tinctures from Islamic chemistry and
highly developed sense of pattern and arabesque which were the basis of Islam's
non-representational art. In contrast, Europe's floors were distinctly earthly,
not to say earthy, until Arabian and Persian carpets were introduced. In
England, as Erasmus recorded, floors were "covered in rushes, occasionally
renewed, but so imperfectly that the bottom layer is left undisturbed, sometimes
for 20 years, harbouring expectoration, vomiting, the leakage of dogs and men,
ale droppings, scraps of fish, and other abominations not fit to be mentioned".
Carpets, unsurprisingly, caught on quickly.
17. The modern cheque comes from the Arabic saqq, a written vow to pay for goods
when they were delivered, to avoid money having to be transported across
dangerous terrain. In the 9th century, a Muslim businessman could cash a cheque
in China drawn on his bank in Baghdad.
18. By the 9th century, many Muslim scholars took it for granted that the Earth
was a sphere. The proof, said astronomer Ibn Hazm, "is that the Sun is always
vertical to a particular spot on Earth". It was 500 years before that
realisation dawned on Galileo. The calculations of Muslim astronomers were so
accurate that in the 9th century they reckoned the Earth's circumference to be
40,253.4km - less than 200km out. The scholar al-Idrisi took a globe depicting
the world to the court of King Roger of Sicily in 1139.
19. Though the Chinese invented saltpetre gunpowder, and used it in their
fireworks, it was the Arabs who worked out that it could be purified using
potassium nitrate for military use. Muslim incendiary devices terrified the
Crusaders. By the 15th century they had invented both a rocket, which they
called a "self-moving and combusting egg", and a torpedo - a self-propelled
pear-shaped bomb with a spear at the front which impaled itself in enemy ships
and then blew up.
20. Medieval Europe had kitchen and herb gardens, but it was the Arabs who
developed the idea of the garden as a place of beauty and meditation. The first
royal pleasure gardens in Europe were opened in 11th-century Muslim Spain.
Flowers which originated in Muslim gardens include the carnation and the tulip. | (More)
Hezbollah - The Fight of David Against The Mighty Goliath Played Again
31 May, 2006
Hezbollah Becomes Strategic Threat; Rockets Can Strike Tel Aviv
17:31 May 30, '06 / 3 Sivan 5766
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Hezbollah, an Islamic terrorist organization closely allied with Iran,
long a security nuisance on the northern border, now poses a strategic
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Sunday’s rocket strike at a
military base near Tzefat was the deepest a rocket fired from southern
Lebanon has ever penetrated Israel.
The attack, which Vice Prime Minister Shimon Peres termed
“coincidental,
Shocking But True
31 May, 2006
A number of Saudi Arabians have questioned a decision by the Ministry
of Islamic Affairs to take action against an imam who delivered his
Friday sermon using his laptop, reported Arab News. Lucky he didn't do
a Power Point presentation, eh? Go on! Chop his head off!!
http://www.ameinfo.com/87288.html
Wasalaam
Shocking But True
30 May, 2006
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JERSEY, DEC 5: Saddam's defense team is being "coached" to seek
delays by no other person than a former U.S. attorney general and
Human rights activist, Ramsey Clark, says The Times of London. His
crime: He allegedly discussed stalling the proceedings for Saddam's
war crimes and genocide charges by inviting a new international
lawyer to take part, and suggested challenging the legitimacy of
prosecution witnesses.
Clark, 77, is an outspoken critic of American foreign policy
specially with respect to its covert actions all over the world and
has found himself many a times on the other side of the fence. He
has been called "Attorney Outlaw" sometime accused of being
"not merely their attorney but their advocate".
He served as President Lyndon Johnson's attorney general from
1967-1969. He was also involved in the defense of Slobodan
Milosevic, the former Yugoslav president now on trial for war crimes
at the International Criminal Tribunal for the Former Yugoslavia in
The Hague.
"Clark has been using and aiding mass murders and
other American enemies for the last 30 years," conservative pundit
David Horowitz said in 2003 of a Clark trip in Iraq.
But rushing to Saddam Hussein's defense after he was pulled out of a
hole in the ground was not unusual for Clark. According to him,
Saddam was a victim of selective prosecution.
Clark's stint also includes attempting to rescue Pakistan's most
charismatic leader Zulfikar Ali Bhutto from the gallows - a
Pakistani law prohibited him from practicing or representing Bhutto
in the criminal proceedings - it ultimately put the noose around
Bhutto's neck.
Clark ominously predicted Bhutto's fate and predicament, having
attended some of the "sham proceedings in a "kangaroo court" as he
called them, and flew back hurriedly to the West dejected. He went
around holding press conferences and talk shows to reach out to the
American public and to stoke sentiments of a civilization that nurtured a
higher standard of moral grounds.
Clark addressed Stanford University in California and announced
that the CIA may have been behind the Bhutto's ouster in a
military coup even though he was a democratically elected President
of Pakistan. It set off detonations of rumors, gossips, innuendos,
drawing room politics, coffee house cigarette smoke-filled animated
discussions.
But the croupier was already paid off and the dice was fixed!
"I
don't believe in conspiracy theories in general, but the
similarities in the staging of riots in Chile (where the CIA
allegedly helped overthrow President Salvadore Allande) and in
Pakistan are just too close." he said.
Clark also highlighted the inadequacies of Pakistan's legal
system and the bias he found among those who ran and controlled
it, and who according to him was sure to send Bhutto to the gallows
if the world did not act fast enough.
Bhutto may be executed soon in order to head off a probable
political comeback when elections are held this October (1977),
Clark had announced.
As if he had access to some secret, classified national security papers
those days, he announced matter of factly "Bhutto's execution
could set off the single most dramatic change in world power
alignment since World War II."
Clark's utterances in front of the Stanford
audience that day created sensational headlines but did not
help much Bhutto's case for survival.
The Soviet Union, he explained, has eyed the warm water ports of the
Persian Gulf for centuries. "If anyone in the Kremlin has dreams of
power, he said, "the road to the Persian Sea has to be a golden
road."
Unless the United States makes a stand...., Clark warned, the eighth
most populous nation in the world could be carved up....by Soviet
Union...."
"As Americans, we must ask ourselves this: Is it possible that a
rational military leader under the circumstances in Pakistan could
have overthrown a constitutional government, without at least the
tacit approval of the United States?"
Clark pointed to the CIA's activities in Iran as evidence of its
willingness to support dictators over democrats.
U.S. officials can justify supporting a dictatorship in Pakistan,
said Clark, because it "daggers the underbelly of the Soviet Union."
Almost three decades later, Bhutto fans, analysts and keen Pakistani
observers suspect Clark's utterances to be true and insist they should not be
trashed so easily.
Says
one Bhutto follower, ".....see in 1977 Bhutto was removed and
hurriedly executed. and in just about 24 months, Russia was in
Afghanistan (December 1979) and Pakistan, USA, Saudi Arabia et al
were all there together running an "Islamic Jihad" against the
Communists. It takes more than a year to plan an invasion so big or a
counter-attack so effective no?......both the CIA and the KGB knew what each one
of them were doing, planning....But Bhutto was the "wild card"
in the overall Western game plan. Read his
book If I am Assassinated...it tells you all."
In later years, Ramsey Clark wrote " Bhutto was removed from power
in Pakistan by force on the 5th of July, after the usual party on
the 4th at the U.S. Embassy in Islamabad, with U.S. approval, if not
more, by General Zia al-Haq. Bhutto was falsely accused and
brutalized for months during proceedings that corrupted the
judiciary of Pakistan before being murdered, then hanged. That
Bhutto had run for president of the student body at University of
California in Berkeley
and helped arrange the opportunity for Nixon to visit China did not
help him when he defied the U.S. (CovertAction Quarterly magazine,
Fall 1998)
Subsequent reports indicate that CIA continued providing funds to
support President General Mohammed Zia ul Haq, insuring that he
stayed in power, as he was a staunch U.S. supporter, and had allowed
the CIA to pour paramilitary support through Pakistan into
Afghanistan. (Security Assistance Operation)
Ramsey Clark wrote in 1998: "The new evil empires, terrorism,
Islam, barely surviving socialist and would-be socialist states,
economic competitors, uncooperative leaders of defenseless nations,
and most of all the masses of impoverished people, overwhelmingly
people of color, are the inspiration for new campaigns by the U.S.
government ... to shoot first and ask questions later, to exploit,
to demonize and destroy."
"The CIA is rapidly expanding its manpower for covert operations
against these newfound enemies. The National Security apparatus,
with major new overseas involvement by the FBI, is creating an
enormous new anti-terrorism industry exceeding in growth rate all
other government activities."
Clark called on Americans to send telegrams to President Carter,
Secretary of State Cyrus Vance "or whoever you believe you can have
the most effect on" urging them to make a plea for Bhutto's life.
On Thursday April 5, 1979 at 2 AM Pakistan Standard time, Bhutto was
hanged.
"By 10:30, according to the official news release, Mr Bhutto's body
had been flown to his ancestral village of Ghari Khuda Baksh, near
his hometown of Larkana in Sindh Province, and buried in the
family cemetery with only a few relatives and friends present. They
included his first wife, Shirin Amir.
"The way they did it," said a foreigner who follows Pakistani
politics, "is going to grow into a legend that will some day
backfire." (New York Times, Apr 5, 1979)
Next: Did Bhutto know his assassins? |
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3: Of all the violent political deaths in the twentieth century,
none with such great interest to the United States has been more
clouded than the mysterious air crash that killed President Mohammed
Zia ul-Haq of Pakistan in 1988, a tragedy that also claimed the life
of a serving American ambassador and most of General Zia's top
commanders. The list of potential malefactors has grown as the years
have passed, compounding the mysteries buried in this peculiar,
unfinished tale.The one unarguable fact is that no serious,
conclusive, or even comprehensive inquiry into the crash has been
undertaken in the United States, although one of its top diplomats,
Arnold Raphel, and an American general were killed–and in an
American built aircraft. Congress held a few hearings, but the FBI
was kept away from the case for a year. No official report was made
public. Indeed, a file in the National Archives containing about 250
pages of documents on the event is still classified secret.
The undisputed facts about the crash of the Pakistani president's
specially outfitted Lockheed C-130 aircraft on August 17, 1988, are
not many. Even some of those "facts" are still in dispute and can be
called up to stoke suspicions of the United States in South Asia.
In her insightful article in the World Policy Journal, Barbara
Crossette who was the New York Times bureau chief in South Asia from
1988 to 1991 struggles to uncover some of these "facts" - related to
Zia's murder but in the process has added more pertinent questions
which will perhaps remain unanswered due to national security
reasons affecting both the USA and Pakistan.
Absent any formal inquiry completed and reported by USA regarding
Arnold Raphel and an American Brigadier-General's untimely death
alongside President General Zia, Barbara's article is apparently the
closest it gets to the reality through the words of Dean sans the
"smoking gun".
If she is to be believed, the infamous Israeli secret agency
Mossad (whose motto is "with clandestine
terrorism we will conduct war") most probably killed Gen Ziaul Haq,
suspects John Gunther Dean, who was the American ambassador to India
in 1988.
Barbara Crossette interviewed ex-ambassador Gunther Dean before
writing her article.
But
as Daily Times editorial says " Why was the State Department
reluctant to take Mr Dean seriously, given that the assessment was
coming from its top diplomat based in one of the most sensitive
listening posts? Why did the State Department, perhaps fearing that
Mr Dean would not relent, decided to sideline him on psychiatric
grounds? Is there a smoking gun here? Why did the US government not
launch a thorough inquiry into the incident even though the crash
claimed the life of its ambassador and a general? Why was the
Federal Bureau of Investigations not allowed a thorough probe into
the crash? We know from Ms Crossette’s account that when Mr Dean was
ambassador to India, various pro-Israel Congressmen and other US
policymakers constantly asked him why he wasn’t cooperating with the
Israelis to thwart Pakistan’s nuclear program and demonize Pakistan.
Mr Dean was also under pressure to persuade the Indians to be more
pro-Israel. Mr Dean also alleged on the record that the Israelis
tried to kill him in 1980 when he was US ambassador to the Lebanon
because he disagreed with Israeli policies."
When Mr Dean expressed his views to the State Department at the time
and insisted on a thorough investigation of the Israeli-Indian axis,
he was accused of mental imbalance and relieved of his duties, Dean
told Barbara.
Dean was a distinguished diplomat who has garnered more
ambassadorships than most envoys. He had strong opinions and years
of valuable experience. As an independent thinker, he often had
problems being a good “diplomat
Shocking But True
30 May, 2006
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Hajj - Park Avenue Style |
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facilities are provided to the super-rich pilgrims in luxury
tents in Mina.
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MINA, Jan 9 — From the inside, it looks like a modern, luxury
apartment in Manhattan, complete with Swedish furniture and indoor
plumbing. From the outside, it is just another tent in a Hajj camp
in the middle of the holy site of Mina, Saudi Arabia.
Five-star service is what the pilgrim who has rented this
ornamental tent is going to receive when he and his entourage arrive
at the Adwaia Al-Iman pilgrims’ camp.
It is not common to see such a tent next to those of the
commoners in Mina or in any other holy site during the Hajj season.
But, nowadays, some companies are betting there are wealthy pilgrims
eager to shell out prices far greater than those of any luxury
executive suite on Park Avenue.
Tariq Saeed Hussein, the owner of the company that operates the
service, told Arab News that this luxurious tent was constructed for
a VIP pilgrim who wanted a special and comfortable place during his
Hajj journey.
The interior designing, partitioning and construction of the
company’s showcase tent took three days. The process included
building an internal restroom and setting high ceilings.
“It is more like building a small room than setting a tent, since
providing the internal bathrooms requires heavy plumbing jobs,
LOL A Must Read
30 May, 2006
HEADLINES IN 2036!
-- Ozone created by electric cars now killing
millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly
known as
California.
-- White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.
-- Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
-- Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
-- Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it
will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
-- France pleads for global help after being taken
over by Jamaica.
-- Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can
now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned
all smoking.
-- George Z. Bush says he will run for President in
2040.
-- Postal Service raises price of first class stamp
to $1789 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
-- 85 years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise
is the key to weight
loss.
-- Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs .
-- Japanese scientists have created a camera with
such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her
mouth shut.
-- Massachusetts executes last remaining
conservative.
-- Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
violates their civil
rights.
-- Average height of NBA players now nine feet,
seven inches.
-- IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
-- Florida voters still having trouble with voting
machines.
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MAY 28, 2006 A female radio presenter has been sacked - for dressing too
sexily on air. The 25-year-old DJ, known as Lady Ray, is now taking
Radio Bremen to an industrial tribunal.
She said: "My boss told me that my skirts were too short and my tops
too low.
"But I don't understand it, it's not as if any of the listeners can
see me and my breasts don't speak into the microphone."
She is claiming damages for unfair dismissal. |
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swan-shaped paddle boat on a pond in the German town of Muenster and
has spent the past three weeks flirting with the vessel five times
its size, a sailing instructor said Friday.
Peter Overschmidt, who operates a sailing school and rents the
two-seat paddle boat on the Aasee pond, said the black swan with a
bright red beak has not left the white swan boat's side since it
flew in one day in early May."It seems like he's fallen in love,"
said Overschmidt. "He protects it, sits next to it all the time and
chases away any sail boats that get anywhere nearby. He thinks the
boat is a strong and attractive swan."
Overschmidt said the swan will figure it out sooner or later but
hopes he won't be too heartbroken.
"I'll wish him all the best and hope that he doesn't make the
same mistake again," said Overschmidt." (Reuters) |
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BEIJING, MAY 9, 2006 -- A Chinese businessman who bought a Russian
fighter jet online wants his money back after finding it could not be
shipped to China, state media reported on Tuesday.
Zhang Cheng, a Beijing businessman, bid $24,730 and paid a $2,000
deposit for the former Czech air force plane on Chinese-based eBay,
Xinhua news agency said.
But legal experts informed Zhang that the MiG-21, located in Idaho in
the United States, was "almost impossible to ship back", Xinhua said,
quoting the Beijing Times.
Moreover, the seller had clearly confined the destination of the plane
to the United States and Canada, Xinhua quoted a member of eBay's public
relations staff as saying.
Chinese Web surfers have accused Zhang of trying to gain fame, but
others suggest it merely shows the improved living standards of the
Chinese, Xinhua said.
The buyer, however, said he was building a collection.
"I like to collect valuable items," he said. "I have the buying power
and my company has an empty space where I can display the plane." |
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MAR 22: A stone with long white hair has gone on display in China.

The 20cm by 15cm stone is on show at an exhibition of rare stones in
Dalian, Liaoning province, reports Yunnan Daily.
Experts at the Institute of Oceanology, Chinese Academy of Sciences
say the thick, white hairs are actually sea plants. |
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Indian woman
marries clay pot |
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MAR 22: An Indian bride was married off to a pot by her relatives
after her groom failed to turn up for the ceremony. Savita took her
vows with a clay pot when her fiance Chaman Singh, an officer with the
Indo Tibetan Border Police, reportedly got stranded on the border
because of heavy snowfall, reports newspaper Deccan Herald.
Savita from Jaunsar Babar agreed to go through with the wedding to
the clay pot.
It is reported a photograph of the groom was placed behind the pot. |
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Formula for a happy relationship |
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MAR 22: A German scientist has calculated a formula for a happy
relationship where criticism needs to be cancelled out by five
compliments. Dr Hans-Werner Bierhoff, from the social psychology
department at the Ruhr University Bochum, claims that couples should
ideally compliment their partners five times for each time they
criticise them.
He said:"Then people feel good in their relationship. Goodwill
increases your potential to be happy."
Professor Bierhoff and his colleague Elke Rohmann conducted tests
on thousands of individuals and couples and used the results to write
a book called "What makes love strong" that provides advice on how
relationships can be made to last.
The book also addresses problems that relationships can face as
circumstances change.
He said that unemployment, infidelity or "stressful experiences"
like diseases, depression or child birth can upset the balance and
lead to a break-up. |
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Ten-Year-Old Grilled Cheese Sandwich Is Back On E-Bay |
NOV 17:
A 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich a Florida woman says bears the
image of the Virgin Mary was back on eBay today after the internet
auction house initially cancelled bids that went up to $28,470.
Owner Diana Duyser, 52, of Hollywood, Florida, said eBay earlier
pulled the half-sandwich from its listings, telling her it does not
allow items intended as a joke.
But the snack was back on eBay today along with a picture of a
sandwich bearing what appears to be the image of a woman's face.
"I made this sandwich 10 years ago. When I took a bite out of it, I
saw a face looking up at me; it was Virgin Mary starring (sic) back at
me. I was in total shock; I would like to point out there is no mould
or (disintegration)," the message said.
It says the sandwich, preserved in a plastic box, has brought
"blessings" to its owner.
"I have won $US70,000 dollars (total) on different occasions at the
casino nearby my house; I can show the recipts (sic) to the high
bidder," the message said.
But Duyser was out of luck on the reported $28,470 bid she got for
the sandwich before eBay disqualified the auction.
"The last time this was listed, there were over 80,000 viewers,"
the message said, adding that the auction elicited many e-mails, some
of them "downright cruel."
The starting bid on the latest auction was $US3,000. |
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Stone throwing festival celebrated |
NOV 17: Hundreds of people have been injured in an annual stone
throwing festival at a remote mountain village in northern India
Residents of Dhami near Shimla divided themselves into two groups and
pelted stones at each other
The group having the least number of wounded were declared winners
reports Asian News International.
It is reported participants were extremely enthusiastic about the
stone throwing ritual, which continued for more than an hour in spite
of injuries sustained
Local administrators and police set up several makeshift medical
camps to treat the bleeding victims.
Those severely wounded were taken to hospitals at Shimla for
treatment
The 100-year-old event called Sati Pradha Mela marks the death of a
local queen by Sati, an ancient Hindu custom whereby a woman immolates
herself on the funeral pyre of her husband.
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Man drives 375 miles with no hands |
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DEC 3: An Indian man has driven 375 miles without using his hands in a
bid to get into the record books. It took 15 hours for R S Santhosh
Kumar to drive from Parassala, near Thiruvanthapuram, to Kasargod with
his hands tied to the driver's seat.
The jewellery shop owner controlled the steering wheel, brake and
clutch with his legs alone, reports Vijay Times.
Kumar, from Neyyanttinkara in Kerala, said he had been training for
the event for the past five years.
The event was monitored by officials of the Limca Book of Records,
India's version of the Guinness Book of World Records. |
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'Celibate' monk tried to pick up undercover cop |
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DEC 3: A Buddhist monk decided to break his lifelong vow of celibacy
with a prostitute - but picked up an undercover police officer
instead. Hoa Trung Nguyen, 47, from the Phap Bao Temple in Sydney,
even haggled with the 'prostitute' for a better deal.
But after being unceremoniously bundled into an unmarked police
car, Nguyen claimed he was joking, reports the Herald Sun.
But magistrate Ronald Maiden was not laughing as he convicted the
monk for soliciting a prostitute and put him on bond for 12 months.
"The accused's version of events, in my view, borders on farcical,"
he said. "It is quite fantastic."
Cabramatta police were running an undercover operation on August 7
to stop prostitution in Fisher St, a residential area.
CCTV footage showed Nguyen, his robes under an overcoat,
approaching the officer dressed as a prostitute.
Nguyen admitted asking about price but blamed it on human
curiosity.
"I only want to ask her as a joke because of who I am. I would
never do anything like that," he said. |
| Something You Don't See Everyday... |
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BERLIN, NOV 1 (Reuters) - German police detained
a naked 25-year-old woman and her 23-year-old partner who were engaged
in sexual intercourse on the pavement in the middle of a busy shopping
district, police said Saturday.
Police in the western town of Duelmen said the couple were spotted
by pedestrians late Friday morning having intercourse. Pedestrians in
the town of 40,000 called police, but the couple initially ignored
police orders to stop.
"The naked couple continued their passion-filled activity on the
cold asphalt," a police spokesman said. "They finally followed police
instructions to stop on the third warning."
The spokesman said the two face a 100-euro ($125) fine each for
disturbing the peace. |
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Clerics ponder
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NOV 1:
A Muslim man has attempted to divorce his wife - by email.
Rahat Iqbal, a Muslim man living in the US, sent the email to his wife Rubab
back home in India.
Rubab is challenging the email divorce and the case has sparked
controversy in the Muslim community in Bareilly district of Uttar
Pradesh, India.
The couple married in 1998 and lived together in Bareilly for just
a month before he left for the US, promising to send for her within 20
days.
But Rubab was kept waiting for six years until she received the
email saying 'talaq', Arabic for 'I divorce thee', three times.
Islamic clerics are considering the validity of the divorce. Most
say the email would at least have to be authenticated for the divorce
to go through.
Prominent cleric Maulana Khalid Rashid told the Hindustan Times
that the husband would have to telephone the wife to confirm the email
was from him.
Another, Akhtar Raza Khan, ruled that the "divorce should be
handwritten and the wife should recognize the handwriting".
However, Shia cleric Maulana Kalbe Jawad decreed the email divorce
"absolutely illegal", the paper said.
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Report: Israel Warns of World Cup Terror
Saudi
newspaper says Israel warned US, European intelligence service of
possible attempts by Hizbullah cells to carry out attacks during
upcoming soccer tournament in Germany in bid to prove to international
community that Tehran is capable of retaliation if attacked
Roee Nahmias
Israel has warned European and American intelligence bodies of
possible attempts by Hizbullah cells, led by Imad Mugniyah, to carry
out terror attacks during the upcoming World Cup tournament in Germany,
the Saudi Al-Watan newspaper reported on Friday.
According to the report, the terror plot is aimed at proving to
the international community that Tehran is capable of retaliation if
attacked. Sources in Washington said a joint US-European operations
room has been set up to deal with such a scenario; to this end, two
American their way to the Indian Ocean and Persian Gulf.
US officials opposed to an attack on Iran fear the Bush
Administration would take advantage of such terror attacks to launch an
offensive that, according to the officials, would settle the Iranian
nuclear crisis and boost the president’s approval rating. The officials added that should the terror attacks be
masterminded by a third party, they would still be used to justify an
attack on Iran. Al-Watan also reported that the CIA and European intelligence
services have enhanced their activity against Arab and Muslim
institutions in Europe following the September 11 attacks. A security
official in Brussels told the newspaper that intelligence services
planted surveillance equipment in a number of Arab and Islamic
embassies and in the officers of major international corporations with
ties to Muslim and Arab countries. The source added that undercover agents, mainly women, have
infiltrated Arab and Islamic institutions; e-mails, faxes and phone
calls originating from these institutions are also monitored, and even
the garbage cans outside the buildings are searched for any information
on the nature of the messages relayed by these organizations and their
activities, according to the source.
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