Single because of your bad breath? Well, why not freshen your breath with these naughty nibbles?

Breast-shaped mints, Tit Tax are a great way to get rid of that crippling halitosis and impress strangers in the street who catch your eye. Now you can knock them dead with your saucy sweets rather than with your ratty respiration. “Want a mint, babe?” “Oh you’re soo cool!”

We can see it now, with your new-found fresh front, you’ll be the toast of parties as you pass around your mammary mints, everyone wanting to either be you or be with you.

How much do these life-changing sweeties cost? Just $2…only £1! Amazing! Become a new, better and more interesting you with Tit Tax! Yuuuum!

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