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If you thought buying one Valentine’s present was bad, imagine being one of the many polyamorists populating the world. That special day for lovers is hard enough to plan with just one partner, so what do you do with lots of lovers?! If you’re a polyamorist or thinking of making your foray into the world of multiple lovers, here are some handy Valentine’s tips from the experts.
Dossie Easton, co-author of The Ethical Slut advises that, although buying the same present isn’t exactly unheard of, you need to put a little thought into this one, especially if your numerous lovers ever meet. Easton says: “I do not recommend getting the same exact piece of jewelry.” So get down to Argos and get heart-shaped pendants in different coloured gold! Silver for the mistress, gold for the girlfriend and white gold for the wife. Sorted!
Experienced polyamorist Mr Michael McClure brings up the economic side, as Valentine’s for the polyamorist can be like Christmas! So Mike recommends buying in bulk to keep the costs down. A trip to the cash ‘n’ carry could be the best Valentine’s day-out. Maybe?
Then there’s the practical element – the time frame. One day - three partners. There’s so many things and people to do! Tantra teacher Kypris Aster Drake held a dessert party for her lovers – so seeing them all at once could solve the tricky scheduling and you don’t have to worry about running over time. So everything taken care of. The perfect polyamorist Valentine’s.
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for Sex."
My court case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old."
He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex."
He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.
My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night", and the clerk said,"Me too."
One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said, "Show off!" I told him it was a contest, and he told me I should have sold tickets.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married" and the Judge said, "Me too."
When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said, "Me too."
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely."
The doctor said, "Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog?"
If you thought buying one Valentine’s present was bad, imagine being one of the many polyamorists populating the world. That special day for lovers is hard enough to plan with just one partner, so what do you do with lots of lovers?! If you’re a polyamorist or thinking of making your foray into the world of multiple lovers, here are some handy Valentine’s tips from the experts.
Single because of your bad breath? Well, why not freshen your breath with these naughty nibbles?
