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March 13, 2008
Incompetent government ministers
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March 12, 2008
South African security guards
Alan in Jo'burg is now taking a quick 40 winks have sent this one in
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March 10, 2008
Clearly he is cooking spaghetti tonight
& has been out get the ingredients … such as mince
A wave of the fat capitalist cigar to Hugh for snapping this one
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Economics explained
You might have looked at this before, but this version (via AJDS) has a couple of additions that I have not seen...
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISE: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy
a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and
retire on the income
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and
force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of
them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank,then execute a debt/equity swap with an
associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax
exemption for fivecows. The milk rights of the six cows is transferred
via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the
majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to
your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight
cows, with an option on one more.Sell one cow to buy a new President of
the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet
provided with the release. The public buys your bull
THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so
they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times
the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon'
and market it worldwide
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so theylive for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and
learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42
cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting
cows and open another bottle of vodka
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.You charge the owners for storing them
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people
milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported otherwise
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You
tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the
**** out ofyou and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at
least now you are part of a democracy
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate
WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive
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March 7, 2008
Passport Application
I don't care if this is true or not, or even if it has been posted
on a thousand other sites: to my mind, it just about sums it all up...
Dear Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss
to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through.
How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my
address and telephone number and knows that I bought a satellite dish
from them back in 1994, and yet, the Government is still asking me
where I was born and on what date?
How come that nice West African immigrant chappy who comes round
every Thursday night with his DVD rentals van can tell me every film or
video I have had out since he started his business up eleven years ago,
yet you still want me to remind you of my last three jobs, two of which
were with contractors working for the government?
How come the T.V. detector van can tell if my T.V. is on, what
channel I am watching and whether I have paid my licence or not, and
yet if I win the government run lottery they have no idea I have won or
where I am and will keep the bloody money to themselves if I fail to
claim in good time. Do you people do this by hand?
You have my birth date on numerous files you hold on me,
including the one with all the income tax forms I've filed for the past
30-odd years. It's on my health insurance card, my driver's licence, on
the last four passports I've had, on all those stupid customs
declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the
planes and boats over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable
census forms that are done every ten years and the electoral
registration forms I have to complete, by law, every time our lords and
masters are up for re-election.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, I was born in
Maidenhead on the 4th of March 1957, my mother's name is Mary, her
maiden name was Reynolds, my father's name is Robert, and I'd be
absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and the day I die!
I apologise Minister. I'm obviously not myself this morning. But
between you and me, I have simply had enough! You mail the application
to my house, then you ask me for my address. What is going on? Do you
have a gang of Neanderthals working there? Look at my damn picture. Do
I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to activate the Fifth Reich for
God's sake! I just want to go and park my weary backside on a sunny,
sandy beach for a couple of week's well-earned rest away from all this
crap.
Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to back to
Salisbury and get another copy of my birth certificate because you lost
the last one. AND to the tune of 60 quid! What a racket THAT is!! Would
it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to
assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day? But nooooo,
that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us
running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then
find some tosser to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture
- you know... the one where we're not allowed to smile in in case we
look as if we are enjoying the process!
Hey, you know why we can't smile? 'Cause we're totally jacked off!
I served in the armed forces for more than 25 years including
over ten years at the Ministry of Defence in London. I have had
security clearances which allowed me to sit in the Cabinet Office, five
seats away from the Prime Minister while he was being briefed on the
first Gulf War and I have been doing volunteer work for the British Red
Cross ever since I left the Services. However, I have to get someone
'important' to verify who I am -- you know, someone like my doctor...
who, before he got his medical degree 6 months ago WAS LIVING IN PAKISTAN...
Yours sincerely,
An Irate British Citizen.
(via AJDS)
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March 6, 2008
Not much to ad(d) to this one!
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March 3, 2008
Of course, being a bloke, I never read instruction manuals
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Its not round you know...
After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the
earth, holding back the four winds of the earth to prevent any wind
from blowing on the land or on the sea or on any tree.
Revelation 7:1 (NIV translation)
It is a well-established Biblical fact that the Earth is flat and
immobile. Every good Biblical literalist knows the Scriptural passages
which demonstrate that the Earth does not move and that its surface is
not curved: Daniel 4:10-11, Matthew 4:8, Joshua 10:12, 1 Chronicles
16:30, Psalms 93:1 & 96:10 & 104:5, Isaiah 45:18; the list goes
on and on.
But far too many lazy Biblical literalists today ignore the plain
fact that the Bible also tells us that the flat Earth does not have
curved edges. Even the late, great Charles K. Johnson, the valiant
fighter for the Truth who carried the message of the earlier Zetetic
Astronomers forward into the twentieth and twenty-first centuries by
founding the International Flat Earth Society, made the grievous error
of assuming that the Earth was shaped like a circular disk. Nothing
could be further from the Truth.
The Book of Revelation, chapter 7, verse 1, makes the following unmistakable statement about the shape of the Earth
After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the
earth, holding back the four winds of the earth to prevent any wind
from blowing on the land or on the sea or on any tree.
This clearly shows that the Earth has exactly four corners. One might
argue that the edges of the Earth between these four corners could be
curved. But look at the following passages in the Book of Job
for he views the ends of the earth and sees everything under the heavens.
Job 28:24 (NIV translation)
He unleashes his lightning beneath the whole heaven and sends it to the ends of the earth.
Job 37:3 (NIV translation)
Both of these passages clearly state that the earth has ends — that
is, straight edges. This, combined with the four corners provided in
Revelation 7:1, means that the Earth must be some kind of quadrilateral
shape. The possibilities are:
Square
Non-square rectangle
Non-square rhombus (i.e. a "diamond" shape)
Non-rectangular, non-rhombic parallelogram
Trapezoid
Concave quadrilateral
Isosceles quadrilateral
Scalene quadrilateral
Narrowing down the possibilities, we can find more information about the shape of the Earth in the Book of Isaiah
He will raise a banner for the nations and gather the exiles of
Israel; he will assemble the scattered people of Judah from the four
quarters of the earth.
Isaiah 11:12 (NIV translation)
A quarter, of course, means exactly one-fourth. In order for the
Earth to have four quarters, it must be of a shape that is divisible
into four pieces that are all exactly the same shape and size as one
another, i.e. four congruent pieces. Not all quadrilateral shapes can
be divided into four congruent pieces. In fact, the only kinds of
quadrilateral shapes that can be divided into four congruent pieces are
the following
(so, in light of Isaiah 11:12, the two Job passages, and Revelation 7:1), the possible shapes of the Earth are limited to
Square
Non-square rectangle
Non-square rhombus
Non-rectangular, non-rhombic parallelogram
Isosceles trapezoid with three sides of identical length
Isosceles trapezoid with the shorter parallel side 1/3 the length of the longer parallel side
Isosceles concave quadrilateral .
Finally, we can look to the mention of the four winds in Revelation
7:1 to give us the last clue. Everybody knows that "the four winds" are
the North Wind, the South Wind, the East Wind, and the West Wind.
Right?
Well, Revelation 7:1 clearly shows four angels holding back these
four winds. In order for each angel to "hold back" one of the Four
Winds, he would have to be standing at the point on the Earth from
whence the Wind originated. Thus, to hold back the North Wind, an angel
would have to be standing at the northernmost point on the Earth. To
hold back the South Wind, an angel would have to be standing at the
southernmost point on the Earth. Et cetera.
The four angels would have to have been standing at the
northernmost, southernmost, easternmost, and westernmost points on the
Earth — in other words, at the extreme ends of the four main compass
points.
But we already know that they were also standing at the four corners
of the Earth. This means that the four corners of the Earth are located
at the compass points! A non-square rectangle, a non-rhombic
parallelogram, or an isosceles trapezoid cannot be aligned in such a
way that their corners are pointing directly at the compass points.
Only a rhombic shape can be aligned in such a way.
Therefore, when we have carefully examined all the clues in
Revelation 7:1, combined with the two Job passages and Isaiah 11:12,
the only two possible shapes for the Earth are a square, or
a non-square rhombus . . . with its corners oriented to point directly north, south, east, and west.
We know that God is perfect. God would, therefore, have created the
Earth in the most perfect shape possible. As I've already proven, we
know from Rev 7:1, Isaiah 11:12, and Job that the Earth must be a
rhombus of some sort. It makes good Biblical sense that God would have
created Earth to be the most perfect kind of rhombus possible. The most
perfect kind of rhombus is the square. Its rectilinear corners
perfectly match the rectitude of God. Therefore, the Earth must be
square.
And if that's not enough to convince you, consider this: Of all the
nations on Earth today, God most loves the United States of America.
This is evident from the fact that Pat Robertson, God's chosen
spokesman, lives in the U.S. One of America's main pastimes is the game
of baseball. Baseball is played on a "diamond", which is perfectly
square in shape — and which, I might add, has its corners oriented to
point toward the four compass points. God would not have made baseball
into the national pastime of His 'favourite' nation if He didn't have a
higher purpose in mind for it. Clearly, His higher purpose is to show
us the true shape of the Earth. The Earth must be perfectly square,
just like the diamond-shaped field in God's chosen sport is square.
Take a gander at this passage from First Samuel
He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth up the
beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them
inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the
Lord's, and he hath set the world upon them.
1 Samuel 2:8 (KJV translation)
This clearly shows that the Earth rests on an unspecified number of
pillars (Discworld fans take note). A couple of translations of the Old
Testament floating around say "foundations" or "fixtures" in place of
pillars, but the original Hebrew word that appears here is "matsuwq",
which literally means a cast metal support, a pillar, or a column. What
the pillars themselves are resting on is unknown. They might not be
resting upon anything. Perhaps they are being held up by divine grace.
Perhaps they are infinitely tall. All we know for sure is that a set of
pillars beneath the Earth must exist.
This means that Hell, which is under the Earth, is interrupted by
pillars in some places. This may explain how Satan is going to break
out of Hell after the thousand years of peace in Revelation: perhaps
he's going to climb up one of these pillars. This is a speculation for
another webpage, however.
F.A.Qs
"Can I believe in the round Earth and still get into heaven?"
No. As you know, if you do not accept every word in the bible as
literally true, you are not really accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord
and Savior and are doomed to burn in Hell for all eternity. God won't
let any half-assed believers into heaven.
"What about all those pictures from space, showing that the Earth is round?"
Just more proof that Hollywood is in league with the devil. Charles K.
Johnson of the International Flat Earth Society has already
demonstrated that every picture of the "Earth" as seen from "space" was
faked. In fact, the entire NASA space program is a sham. The movie
Capricorn One was a documentary about how the Apollo moon mission was
faked; the people who worked on the movie knew all about this, but were
told to keep quiet. O.J. Simpson, one of the stars of Capricorn One,
was going to come forward with THE TRUTH, but he was silenced by being
framed for the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. The
conspirators agreed to convince the jury to hand over a "not guilty"
verdict only because O.J. Simpson promised not to go public with the
cover-up.
"How come no airline pilots have ever reported seeing the edges of the Earth?"
Airline pilots are also in league with the devil. This is for your
protection. If True Believers were allowed to pilot airliners, many
planes would instantly become unmanned during the pre-Tribulation
Rapture, thus crashing and killing everybody on board. When crossing
the Equator or the Prime Meridian, airline pilots have to make sharp
90-degree turns to follow the square contours of the Earth. They hide
this fact by blaming it on "turbulence."
"Couldn't the phrase 'four corners of the Earth' in Revelation
7:1 merely be a commonly-used metaphor for the farthest reaches of the
Earth?"
Beware the slippery slope of interpreting a Biblical passage as
"metaphor," for that way surely leads to Death. Next, you'll be saying
the Earth wasn't created in six literal days, or that the Earth wasn't
literally split in two in Genesis 10:25, and then your daughters will
grow up to be temple prostitutes and your children will learn how to
cast real spells by playing Dungeons & Dragons® and locusts will
descend upon Israel and lions will lie down with lambs. They've already
kicked God out of our schools because of such thinking. Don't let Satan
convert even more souls away from the One True Way than he already has.
"What about Isaiah 40:22?"
Isaiah, chapter 40, verse 22 reads (in the NIV translation)
He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people
are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and
spreads them out like a tent to live in.
Does this mean the Earth is circular? Not at all. If it were
circular, Job's mention of the ends of the Earth would be meaningless.
The word translated as "circle" in this verse is the Hebrew "chuwg",
which can mean circle, but can also mean circuit or compass. When
occurring by itself, this word can also mean the vault of the heavens.
This verse probably refers to the fact that God sits enthroned above
the vault of the heavens, which encompasses the whole Earth. Besides,
everyone knows that tents are supposed to be square.
"What can I do in my community to make the heathenous Round-Earthers see the light?"
Show them this webpage. Take out your own bible, and show them
Revelation 7:1, Isaiah 11:12, and the two Job passages. If that doesn't
convince them, you can use your bible to hit them on top of the head
and shout, "Earth square!". Hold Square Dances where you hand out
International Square Earth Society literature. March in picket lines in
front of globe manufacturers with signs reading "Earth square!", "Satan
says the Earth is round," "No round Earths", etc.. Boycott Rand
McNally. Buy square Earth maps and place them prominently in classrooms
and on bulletin boards. Yell at the school board and demand "equal
time" for the "equally valid" scientific theory that the Earth is
square, while reminding them that the notion of a round Earth is "just
a theory." Hold up signs saying "Rev 7:1" for the cameras at football
games. There's so much one person can do to spread the Word that it's
impossible to list all the possibilities here.
(& thanks to Alan for this one)
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February 27, 2008
& this mornings piece of homo-erotic Nazi propaganda is
Is the sort of thing that Christopher Isherwood (pictured left) would have no doubt have approved of
As W H Auden (pictured right) wrote of him
He loved the trees, he loved the squares, he loved the little
fountains & the cafes; but most of all, he love those beautiful
Berlin boys
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The British disease?
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February 26, 2008
The truth behind classic LP covers
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February 25, 2008
Opus Dei launch their new range of lavatory seats
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February 22, 2008
& no, this wasn't me last week
... however a few years ago, it might well have been
Contributor TDB thinks that he heard a rumour that this
chap was looking for his snowmobile after a blizzard. Sadly, we will
probably never know
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February 21, 2008
The sun never really set on the Empire
At last proof of why the sun never really set on the British Empire
Stolen from here . Sadly, as our author goes on to point out
The British Empire, in one sense long gone, confirmed with the
return of Hong Kong to Communist China in 1997, thus continues a slow
fade everywhere. At the same time, British sovereignty in Britain
itself becomes increasingly compromised by participation in the ill
designed, ill considered, corrupt, and heavy handed Euro-government of
the European Community, and by separatist movements in Scotland, Wales,
and, as always, Ireland.
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February 20, 2008
But we knew this already
Stolen from Blognor Regis
BTW, here is one for all you bacon lovers (via Breakfast Blogger) & Geoffrey is asking himself the sort of questions that I pose myself every morning
I ran across an odd family last month, and walked away irate.
It’s a mother with 5 kids, multiple fathers. Mom doesn’t speak one word
of English, and has been living in this country for 20 years. I’m
unsure of her status, but she is not a citizen. She doesn’t work, and
as far as I know never has. She lives in government subsidized housing,
and collects some form of assistance. Why the f*ck are my tax dollars
paying for this? I hate welfare to begin with, but the realization that
we are IMPORTING people to give our money to burns me. I wish I could
build my own country. Not many moonbats would want to live there,
though.
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February 19, 2008
& for those of you that thought that their tactical rifles were fully kitted out...
you really need one of these
Stolen from Last of the Few
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In the light of recent events at SocGen
Anybody seen one for Northern Rock yet?
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Of pink gins, dolphins & poor puns
Sometimes I just sit here drinking & smoking: other times I just
drink whenever it is that I have run out of cigars, cigarettes or just
about any other tobacco product that you care to mention. In fact these
days I have become much more selective about who I drink with. In fact
there is considerable merit in drinking on your own. The conversation
tends to be a whole lot better if nothing else. Indeed when you are
soloing a bottle of something dark & peaty you can still construe,
in your own addled mind, that mumbling incoherently into the recently
drained bottle constitutes an erudite conversation. Indeed, as the
years pass, social drinking seems to hold less & less attraction as
the pleasure of getting well & truly biffed has to be balanced
against the often excruciating pain of those whose company you share.
For example, you are sitting around the dinner table, having had a
few little drinkie-poos, desperately trying to resist the urge to stick
a fork in the eye of the next person that talks about house prices,
when the anaemic ironmongery through the nose vegetarian (who probably
lives in a trendy part of North London) finally opines that the sub
prime mortgage crisis wouldn’t have happened if we learnt more for
dolphins. Eh? Dear readers, I do know that I tend to be rather
selective about the reality that I choose to accept but the day that a
dolphin can lecture me on the inherent risks of over-leveraging real
estate assets & poor credit quality is the day that I will stop
strapping limpet mines to their heads.
Upon hearing this sort of nonsense, your immediate reaction has to
be to ensure that the speaker is completely flambéed: take my advice,
douse with a bottle of (cheap cooking) brandy & just toss in a Swan
Vesta. However, when one of the guests looks as though that have been
to an Afghan dog fight, conversation over coffee can become somewhat
stilted… & all because this waif-like figure who up until that
point contributed nothing to the conversation all evening since they
refused to eat absolutely anything, not even the carrots, because they
were dressed with butter that might not have come from free range fair
trade milk, suddenly & so disastrously decided to pipe up.
Indeed, assuming that they survived the ensuing conflagration of
pudding course, the red mist will descend & the voices in the salt
seller urge you to go a get Jose’s machete that you have secreted under
the drivers seat of your car, if the conversation continues on that
particular course … which inevitably it will. In those last few
fleeting moments of rational thought, you can consider that if dolphins
are so bl**dy smart, how come they didn’t invent keyhole surgery,
satellite telecommunications or more importantly, automatic grenade
launchers.
Maybe it is a function of a flawed childhood overdosing on the
Cartoon Network & National Geographic channel but some people still
insist on imbuing animals with human qualities. So what if dolphins are
capable of forming complex social structures … big deal … so do
termites; & to date not even Sir David Attenborough has managed to
film a member of the Coptotermes genus, building a proper
drink. Piling up mounds of earth is one thing, but building a sensibly
sized pink gin is quite another.
In fact the next time you should happen to be in the bar at Sea
World & the dolphin behind the bar makes a complete fluff of your
chosen sharpener, resist the temptation to ask him if he or she did
that on ‘porpoise’ (sorry) & instead ask the animal if they are so
damn smart, how come they keep getting caught in tuna nets?
However, it is important when posing such conundrums to ensure that
you haven’t already partaken in a few crafty early morning come-back
bracers & are in fact talking to a Delphinidae & not
Le Dauphin. If you have made such an error, the chances are that your
question will be greeted with a Gallic shrug of the shoulders & you
drinks order will possibly comprise something green as well as being
accompanied with a side order of half cooked Blackbirds feet.
Confronted with a bolshie member of the former French Royal family the
best course of action is to immediately threaten to smother the nearest
soufflé with mayonnaise. This I guarantee you will engender a degree
Vichy-ite collaboration not seen since Marshall Henri Petain started
receiving long distance phone calls from Berlin.
See, all of this unpleasantness could have been avoided if you had
just stayed at home with a half decent bottle which is why this evening
your humble correspondent will be in … Bristol of all places. I have
truly sinned in a previous life to deserve this & I already have a
bad feeling about what might occur over pudding.
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February 11, 2008
More on the Vickers ...
Just picking up from last weeks Vickers machine gun post, I found this cartoon sketch in the National Archive – the full cartoon is under the fold.
However, don’t you just wish that you Grandmother had given you a Vickers??
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It looks like we have another contender in the 
In
an effort to quantify, qualify and classify all there is to know about
our sexual omniverse, our sexy friends at Guanabee have attempted to
help every one out there determine just 
Ashley who? It looks like New York's governor hooker scandal has finally gone from Stage One (
MARCH 6--An international call girl ring that solicited wealthy male
clients via a web site that rated its hookers on a scale of diamonds
(and charged accordingly) has been busted by federal agents. The
operators of the New York-based Emperors Club were named in a felony
complaint unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Manhattan. Before
the Emperors Club web site was taken down this afternoon, TSG grabbed
the below screen shot showing part of the firm's hooker menu. 
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