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Crazy Eight: The Top Crazy Girlfriends in Movie History
Let's face it: Crazy girlfriends in the movies are cool, but add that sexual essence-that special thing the French call magnétisme animal-to them and you've got yourself one incredibly sexy, crazy chick. This rare breed of woman in the cinema is always ready and willing to have animal-style sex. They're wild about their recreational drugs and alcohol, they love the ladies and they have that thread of desperation that makes up the sexual fringe of their batshit-crazy tapestry. After days of heated roundtable discussions and lonely nights rewinding the nude scenes in our DVD library, here are CRACKED.com's top eight craziest (and sexiest) girlfriends in movie history. #8. Chloe Webb as Nancy Spungen in Sid & Nancy
In a Nutshell: Call her the Yoko Ono of the British punk scene if you'd like, but Chloe Webb's portrayal of Nancy Spungen, the longtime girlfriend of Sex Pistols' Sid Vicious, brought a sexy combination of nihilism and crazy-chick shenanigans to the forefront of movie history. Admittedly, she wasn't going to win any beauty contests. But up until that point, the closest movie character with halfway-decent looks and that classic "I-don't-give-a-shit" attitude was Pippi Longstocking. So, we're giving props where they're due. Defining Crazy Moment: The scene where she's sitting in bed with Sid after a cozy little heroin fix, both not reacting as their room in the Chelsea Hotel goes up in flames. Crazy Quote: "I fucking hate them! I fucking hate them! Ass! Ow! Fucking motherfuckers! They wouldn't send us any money! They said we'd spend it on druuuuugs!"—after getting off the phone with her parents. Sid nonchalantly responds with a sheepish, "We would." Video Bonus: Sid and Nancy go up in smoke.
#7. Glenn Close as Alex Forrest in Fatal Attraction
In a Nutshell: While Dan Gallagher (Michael Douglas) would probably tell you that she wasn't technically his girlfriend, Close's character still slept with him more than once, and they went out on the minimum of two dates in a single week-sorry Dan, but that's a relationship as far as we're concerned. With that established, Alex Forrest is probably one of the craziest movie girlfriends of all time, and she could surely teach a few tricks to young Hollywood. But, crazy will only get you so far on this list. Unfortunately, Close looks like a cross between George Washington and Barbara Bush-by default, that combo tops you out at No. 7. But, she's obviously a pleaser and that counts for something. Who can forget the blowjob in the freight elevator? The sex on the sink while she breaks all those dishes? Couple that with acid on the Volvo, unknowingly/knowingly slicing herself with a butcher knife and her penchant for kidnapping-congratulations Mr. Gallagher, you've got yourself one crazy, sexy girlfriend. Defining Crazy Moment: Glenn Close cooks up some rabbit stew using the only hare close to hand: an adorable pet bunny. Crazy Quote: "Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage?"â€"after Douglas' character tells her that he's over her. Video Bonus: Crazy girlfriends make the best cooks.
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Getoverit!
Seriously people.. Yes, the story of Teena Brandon or "Brandon Teena" is a sad one.. But honestly quit jumping down his throat for putting Lana on the list!! He's not saying anything about the REAL story.. He's simply just stating the fact that Chole Sevigny's character in the movie was an absolute batshit crazy one.. Or atleast thats how she portrayed it because she herself IS batshit crazy.. Since when did everybody get all sensitive about trannies anyhow?Honestly! I've read TONS more offensive shit on here than that.. Christ!
Posted on 3/18/2008 9:05:25 PM
Dogturd
You really need to revise this list and check the definition of crazy in a dictionary. Jennifer Connelly's character was anything but crazy in that film. Unless you're one of those people who think "Requiem for a Dream" was a "far out" film and everyone who does drugs are lunatics. Go see "Audition" if you have difficulty finding a dictionary. Also Cameron Diaz's character in "Very Bad Things" was just a slight bit more insane than Julianna Gianna. That is all.
Posted on 3/17/2008 9:06:11 PM
Morgan
I'm...not even sure how to respond to number six. Does the author even know how mindbogglingly offensive that is? I like the vulgar and inflammatory type of humor, but this crosses the line into offensive, and from offensive to inexcusable. To take a serious movie about a real tragedy and turn it into a dirty joke playing of some peoples' giggle reflex at the word "tranny?" Thanks for making the world a little more dangerous for me and people I love.
Posted on 3/16/2008 1:34:55 PM
michael
In Movie History? You mean, maybe, in the last 20 years or so? History is a big word that means something... you can get movies going all the way back to the 70s on Netflix ya' know
Posted on 2/28/2008 10:30:56 PM
Have you seen this then?: http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=23&sku=E-CD00425
Posted on 2/27/2008 11:17:49 PM
unknown
hate to burst any bubbles, but i read that it was a body double, her tits just dont look like that
Posted on 2/27/2008 10:39:38 AM
Nudz
Chaz; having two X -chromosomes pretty much qualifies you as female, no matter how much you wished/thought you were a guy. Quite simple. If I thought I was a dog, I'd still be 100% human.
Posted on 2/27/2008 5:13:28 AM
i just find some more nice pics on this site***http://www.interracialmatch.com*** you will be surprised!!!!
Posted on 2/26/2008 8:25:25 PM
WHAT?! You came up with ONLY 8 crazy women?! I dated more than that in the past 2 months!!!!!
Posted on 2/26/2008 9:41:02 AM
This article was made of fail from the get go.
Posted on 2/23/2008 6:37:45 PM
mnc
genetically, someone intersexed is not hermaphroditic (indeterminate gender). they're merely someone born who cannot be immediately ID'ed by the doctor as male or female by looking at their genitalia. so if a baby boy has a small penis, or a baby girl has a large clitoris, the docs arbitrarily assign a sex and perform cosmetic surgery. it's a dumb thing to do & yes it often leads to people not feeling like the gender they're raised as.
Posted on 2/12/2008 9:37:23 PM
talk show host
needs moar marla singer. totally agree re: mallory knox though. best use of 'shitlist' by L7 ever.
Posted on 2/11/2008 11:05:44 AM
Disgusted
What are you, stupid? Trans people are human beings, just like you'd be if it weren't for your being an anencephalic neanderthal.
Posted on 2/7/2008 12:49:22 AM
TranniesSuck
Nobody cares if he was a fucking trannie BECAUSE TRANNIES ARE FUCKING FREAKS. Get a fucking life.
Posted on 2/6/2008 8:31:24 AM
baconbit
Michael Alarcon, did you watch "Boys Don't Cry?" because if you did you'd know that Brandon Teena IS NOT A LESBIAN. OMG. He is a TRANSSEXUAL. This means he was born in a female body. He has a male mind but a female body. Chloe KNEW Brandon was physically a woman. However, she saw and treated Brandon like a man because that's who he is inside. She isn't crazy. You're an idiot. The movie was supposed to educate. You clearly missed the point. Holy shit. Do you have trouble understanding movies? Are you even old enough to see it and comprehend it? You are like the stereotypical idiotic guy who's like "Ooh! Two hot chicks! I'm just going to completely ignore the point of the entire movie and oggle them when they have sex. Ooh! A strap-on! Ooh! A titty!" Jeez. Please take her off the list and apologize for your stupidity. And Brandon wasn't crazy. You are ignorant as hell, though. Please educate yourself on transsexualism and gender dysphoria. You will sound a lot less silly when you talk. I promise you. And by the way the "strap-on" wasn't a kinky lesbian sex toy. Educate yourself and watch the movie again.
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Posted on 1/29/2008 2:21:48 AM
chaz
For the love of god! Brandon Teena was a female to male transgender person not a freaking lesbian or a hermaphrodite (or intersex as people with the condition generally prefer to be known). Lana insisted Brandon was a boy because he was a boy the bits of flesh attached to his chest and having the wrong bits between his legs do not make him any less of a man. He was murdered by a load of bigots for no other reason than they couldn't deal with him not fitting their limited view of the world give the guy some f***ing dignity would you!
Posted on 1/25/2008 1:56:24 PM
lil_rag_doll
Hey, how about Denise Richards or Nev Campbell from Wild Things.. They were both a little nuts, AND they were bi, which is hot.
Posted on 1/22/2008 1:33:13 PM
you missed Sienna Miller as Nikki in "Alfie" with Jude Law. okay..maybe she wasn't THAT crazy, but i'm still pretty sure she falls under the 'Crazy Girlfriend' demeanor. plus, she is insanely hot.
Posted on 1/15/2008 1:58:28 PM
Shane
May, from the movie May should have been #1. Not only was she a crazy, movie girlfriend, but the movie was entirely about her and her craziness. You can't beat a girl who murders the only people who have ever been nice to her, so she can use their limbs to make the perfect friend. She makes Carrie look normal, and well adjusted.
Posted on 1/3/2008 3:30:59 PM
Kyla
This guy below, talking about how to shoot heroin is a little scary...but man that was a sad movie. Good list though!
Posted on 1/2/2008 10:11:24 PM
unknown
Oh come on. Marion Silver is such a fucking COPOUT! Are you kidding me? First off all we even really see is sidemeat, so that hardly counts as nudity (and I've seen the original movie version, not this video, which is shorter, has less ass-to-ass, and dubbed in Russian which makes it pussy anyway). And you can't really count drug addiction when EVERYONE IN THE DAMN MOVIE IS ADDICTED TO SPEED OR HEROIN. NO EXCEPTIONS. Also, Plenty of heroin junkies are hot. Heroin addiction is actually quite easy to hide. No one shoots in their damn arm. You stick it between your fingers, toes, in the thigh, under the arm, there's veins everywhere that people don't see on a regular basis. Plus, you want cautionary tale? Have the guy shoot up in his leg, then lose his junk. THAT'll keep kids off drugs.
Posted on 12/31/2007 9:50:26 AM
You know, I think I've dated almost every one of these women! Huh! Except Glenn Close...eww...
Posted on 12/31/2007 9:45:53 AM
Love Helena bonham, she just looks crazy anywhere. I'm so waiting for her new flick with Depp.
Posted on 12/15/2007 11:50:22 AM
Ourmanflint1
Missed Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club. She was batshit crazy and limber too!
Posted on 12/7/2007 8:57:09 AM
ann
No matter you believe or not, crazy sometimes means lovely. Only you joined the forum of the pubspa.com, you can find more and more men love crazy girls.
Posted on 12/6/2007 9:52:54 PM
What about Carrie Fisher in The Blues Brothers? She blew up a goddamn apartment building with a rocket launcher, and later she had an M-60. She's like Ripley, only a chick.
Posted on 12/2/2007 9:02:42 PM
MeckaLeckaHi
I gotta disagree on the Julie Gianni quote. The "bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out" quote is hot, but not crazy. The crazy quote is when she's telling David (Cruise)that when they had sex they "made love four times the other night. I swallowed your cum. When you make love, your body makes a promise even if you don't." Then he gives her the WTF stare just before everything goes from bad to worse. Dude, that's straight from the pivotal crazy scene.
Posted on 12/1/2007 9:31:37 PM
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Posted on 11/25/2007 7:06:44 PM
Casey
Didn't Brandon Teena claim to be a hermaphedite?
Posted on 11/25/2007 4:44:43 PM
honorable mention for amy adams in talladega nights? "It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?"
Posted on 11/23/2007 11:12:47 AM
b1tch
Hmmmmm well according to fattyfatfat's theory I must be one crazy ass b1tch! Yeah baybay
Posted on 11/21/2007 11:27:44 PM
PPP
Chloe Sevigny is much crazier than her character in BDC. I didn´t think Lana in the movie was crazy at all, actually. I dunno about the REAL Lana though.
Posted on 11/18/2007 11:35:22 AM
The Graduate
I'm sorry. Glenn Close looked like the bottom of my foot irl but I WISHED I could've been Mike Douglas for FIVE MINUTES. That's all I'd have needed to drill through her, the mattress, box spring and ultimately the FLOOR. I'd have needed the FD and the JAWS OF LIFE to pry me out of THAT wet dream. And I don't know why!! Again... she looked like...a pair of pee stained hobo trousers. I can't explain why I had wood throughout much of the movie! The only thing keeping me from priapism was his WIFE! She was GROSS!
Posted on 11/11/2007 9:02:27 PM
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Crazy Eight: The Top Crazy Girlfriends in Movie History
#6. Chloë Sevigny as Lana Tisdel in Boys Don't Cry
In a Nutshell: We could have gone either way with the two leads in Boys Don't Cry. Chloë Sevigny's Lana and Hilary Swank's Brandon Teena are incredibly crazy and they're both girls. But when it came down to it, we had to go with looks, and Lana has that skanky trailer-trash joie de vivre that we secretly can't resist. Sure, Swank's Brandon is a lesbian (check!) and she has a thing for strap-ons (check, again!), but what can we say? We're superficial. Besides, we love a girl like Lana: She's completely delusional and in total denial when anything goes awry, both of which should come in handy the next time we come home from the strip club with our face covered in body glitter and lipstick on the ass of our jeans. Defining Crazy Moment: The entire movie. This is the girlfriend that, even when presented with proof that Brandon is a female-with female parts still intact-still thinks she's a guy. Crazy Quote: "You don't have to be sober to be able to weigh spinach." Um, exactly. Video Bonus: We couldn't find anything great on Sevigny in this movie, but check this whacked-out clip of her in Gummo.
#5. Isla Fisher as Gloria Cleary in Wedding Crashers
In a Nutshell: Fisher's Gloria Cleary is maybe the archetypal "Crazy, but Sexy Girlfriend." Her hard-ass father (Christopher Walken) has no doubt repressed her since she tried on her first training bra, so she's filled with years of pent-up sexual frustration that explodes out of her in maniacal fits of giggly sexual aggression. Add to that the fact that she seems to be a pathological liar, speaks half of her lines in baby-voice and still manages to be sexy and you've got a certifiable No. 5. In Wedding Crashers, she brings all the elements together in one tightly wound, tight-bodied package, and throws in a nude sex scene for good measure (God, we hope that was her and not a body double). Defining Crazy Moment: The now-classic hand job at the dinner table. Crazy Quote: "Do you want to watch me with another girl? How about those Brazilian twins we met at the ball game?" Video Bonus: Flogging the dolphin.
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Wait...wasn't that Wynona Rider? I'm confused...
Posted on 3/18/2008 9:25:05 PM
Getoverit!
Seriously people.. Yes, the story of Teena Brandon or "Brandon Teena" is a sad one.. But honestly quit jumping down his throat for putting Lana on the list!! He's not saying anything about the REAL story.. He's simply just stating the fact that Chole Sevigny's character in the movie was an absolute batshit crazy one.. Or atleast thats how she portrayed it because she herself IS batshit crazy.. Since when did everybody get all sensitive about trannies anyhow?Honestly! I've read TONS more offensive shit on here than that.. Christ!
Posted on 3/18/2008 9:05:25 PM
Dogturd
You really need to revise this list and check the definition of crazy in a dictionary. Jennifer Connelly's character was anything but crazy in that film. Unless you're one of those people who think "Requiem for a Dream" was a "far out" film and everyone who does drugs are lunatics. Go see "Audition" if you have difficulty finding a dictionary. Also Cameron Diaz's character in "Very Bad Things" was just a slight bit more insane than Julianna Gianna. That is all.
Posted on 3/17/2008 9:06:11 PM
Morgan
I'm...not even sure how to respond to number six. Does the author even know how mindbogglingly offensive that is? I like the vulgar and inflammatory type of humor, but this crosses the line into offensive, and from offensive to inexcusable. To take a serious movie about a real tragedy and turn it into a dirty joke playing of some peoples' giggle reflex at the word "tranny?" Thanks for making the world a little more dangerous for me and people I love.
Posted on 3/16/2008 1:34:55 PM
michael
In Movie History? You mean, maybe, in the last 20 years or so? History is a big word that means something... you can get movies going all the way back to the 70s on Netflix ya' know
Posted on 2/28/2008 10:30:56 PM
Have you seen this then?: http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=23&sku=E-CD00425
Posted on 2/27/2008 11:17:49 PM
unknown
hate to burst any bubbles, but i read that it was a body double, her tits just dont look like that
Posted on 2/27/2008 10:39:38 AM
Nudz
Chaz; having two X -chromosomes pretty much qualifies you as female, no matter how much you wished/thought you were a guy. Quite simple. If I thought I was a dog, I'd still be 100% human.
Posted on 2/27/2008 5:13:28 AM
i just find some more nice pics on this site***http://www.interracialmatch.com*** you will be surprised!!!!
Posted on 2/26/2008 8:25:25 PM
WHAT?! You came up with ONLY 8 crazy women?! I dated more than that in the past 2 months!!!!!
Posted on 2/26/2008 9:41:02 AM
This article was made of fail from the get go.
Posted on 2/23/2008 6:37:45 PM
mnc
genetically, someone intersexed is not hermaphroditic (indeterminate gender). they're merely someone born who cannot be immediately ID'ed by the doctor as male or female by looking at their genitalia. so if a baby boy has a small penis, or a baby girl has a large clitoris, the docs arbitrarily assign a sex and perform cosmetic surgery. it's a dumb thing to do & yes it often leads to people not feeling like the gender they're raised as.
Posted on 2/12/2008 9:37:23 PM
talk show host
needs moar marla singer. totally agree re: mallory knox though. best use of 'shitlist' by L7 ever.
Posted on 2/11/2008 11:05:44 AM
Disgusted
What are you, stupid? Trans people are human beings, just like you'd be if it weren't for your being an anencephalic neanderthal.
Posted on 2/7/2008 12:49:22 AM
TranniesSuck
Nobody cares if he was a fucking trannie BECAUSE TRANNIES ARE FUCKING FREAKS. Get a fucking life.
Posted on 2/6/2008 8:31:24 AM
baconbit
Michael Alarcon, did you watch "Boys Don't Cry?" because if you did you'd know that Brandon Teena IS NOT A LESBIAN. OMG. He is a TRANSSEXUAL. This means he was born in a female body. He has a male mind but a female body. Chloe KNEW Brandon was physically a woman. However, she saw and treated Brandon like a man because that's who he is inside. She isn't crazy. You're an idiot. The movie was supposed to educate. You clearly missed the point. Holy shit. Do you have trouble understanding movies? Are you even old enough to see it and comprehend it? You are like the stereotypical idiotic guy who's like "Ooh! Two hot chicks! I'm just going to completely ignore the point of the entire movie and oggle them when they have sex. Ooh! A strap-on! Ooh! A titty!" Jeez. Please take her off the list and apologize for your stupidity. And Brandon wasn't crazy. You are ignorant as hell, though. Please educate yourself on transsexualism and gender dysphoria. You will sound a lot less silly when you talk. I promise you. And by the way the "strap-on" wasn't a kinky lesbian sex toy. Educate yourself and watch the movie again.
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Crazy Eight: The Top Crazy Girlfriends in Movie History
#4. Courtney Love as Althea Leasure in The People vs. Larry Flynt
In a Nutshell: Woody Harrelson's Larry Flynt eventually made an honest woman out of Courtney Love's Althea Leasure. But for a while, this drug-addicted stripper was the girlfriend of the man who created Hustler magazine and kicked the First Amendment's ball sack. (Talk about a great woman being behind every great man.) But was she a classic crazy, sexy girlfriend? You tell us: She was a stripper at Flynt's first nudie bar, frequently had sex with the other strippers, was addicted to speed, coke and heroin, and just so happened to be Hustler's first-ever centerfold. Crazy and sexy? Yeah, we think so. Defining Crazy Moment: Face down in the hot tub. Crazy Quote: "My daddy shot my entire family in the head, and I was the only one to identify the bodies, and I was sent to an orphanage full of good Christian nuns who shoved my face into their pussies with their crucifixes on for eight goddamn years!" Video Bonus: Check it out: the real Althea. Threatening to shit down someone's neck.
#3. Juliette Lewis as Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers
In a Nutshell: There were actually quite a few roles that Juliette Lewis could have qualified for on this list, but we went with the role that really brought her crazy-girlfriend mojo to the national spotlight-Mallory Knox. Her kill-'em-all-and-let-God-sort-'em-out outlook on life, along with her sex-as-a-weapon cunning was so hot, she and the movie even spawned several documented copycat murder sprees. Of course, the ladies in those cases looked like Anne Ramsay's ugly stepdaughters, making the original all the more sexy by comparison. Defining Crazy Moment: Again, like any great sexy, crazy chick in the movies, we could have used any one of at least a dozen instances where Mallory goes nuts, but after a several rounds of cocktails and a few hours of debate, we're going with the scene where she beats the crap out of Det. Jack Scagnetti (Tom Sizemore) because A) Lewis really broke his nose during the filming of that scene, and B) she lives out our "Kick Tom Sizemore's Ass" fantasy. Crazy Quote: "That's the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!"-After killing some guy she just had sex with. Video Bonus: Mallory goes nuts on a bunch of rednecks in a diner. Probably a bit NSFW.
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Wait...wasn't that Wynona Rider? I'm confused...
Posted on 3/18/2008 9:25:05 PM
Getoverit!
Seriously people.. Yes, the story of Teena Brandon or "Brandon Teena" is a sad one.. But honestly quit jumping down his throat for putting Lana on the list!! He's not saying anything about the REAL story.. He's simply just stating the fact that Chole Sevigny's character in the movie was an absolute batshit crazy one.. Or atleast thats how she portrayed it because she herself IS batshit crazy.. Since when did everybody get all sensitive about trannies anyhow?Honestly! I've read TONS more offensive shit on here than that.. Christ!
Posted on 3/18/2008 9:05:25 PM
Dogturd
You really need to revise this list and check the definition of crazy in a dictionary. Jennifer Connelly's character was anything but crazy in that film. Unless you're one of those people who think "Requiem for a Dream" was a "far out" film and everyone who does drugs are lunatics. Go see "Audition" if you have difficulty finding a dictionary. Also Cameron Diaz's character in "Very Bad Things" was just a slight bit more insane than Julianna Gianna. That is all.
Posted on 3/17/2008 9:06:11 PM
Morgan
I'm...not even sure how to respond to number six. Does the author even know how mindbogglingly offensive that is? I like the vulgar and inflammatory type of humor, but this crosses the line into offensive, and from offensive to inexcusable. To take a serious movie about a real tragedy and turn it into a dirty joke playing of some peoples' giggle reflex at the word "tranny?" Thanks for making the world a little more dangerous for me and people I love.
Posted on 3/16/2008 1:34:55 PM
michael
In Movie History? You mean, maybe, in the last 20 years or so? History is a big word that means something... you can get movies going all the way back to the 70s on Netflix ya' know
Posted on 2/28/2008 10:30:56 PM
Have you seen this then?: http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=23&sku=E-CD00425
Posted on 2/27/2008 11:17:49 PM
unknown
hate to burst any bubbles, but i read that it was a body double, her tits just dont look like that
Posted on 2/27/2008 10:39:38 AM
Nudz
Chaz; having two X -chromosomes pretty much qualifies you as female, no matter how much you wished/thought you were a guy. Quite simple. If I thought I was a dog, I'd still be 100% human.
Posted on 2/27/2008 5:13:28 AM
i just find some more nice pics on this site***http://www.interracialmatch.com*** you will be surprised!!!!
Posted on 2/26/2008 8:25:25 PM
WHAT?! You came up with ONLY 8 crazy women?! I dated more than that in the past 2 months!!!!!
Posted on 2/26/2008 9:41:02 AM
This article was made of fail from the get go.
Posted on 2/23/2008 6:37:45 PM
mnc
genetically, someone intersexed is not hermaphroditic (indeterminate gender). they're merely someone born who cannot be immediately ID'ed by the doctor as male or female by looking at their genitalia. so if a baby boy has a small penis, or a baby girl has a large clitoris, the docs arbitrarily assign a sex and perform cosmetic surgery. it's a dumb thing to do & yes it often leads to people not feeling like the gender they're raised as.
Posted on 2/12/2008 9:37:23 PM
talk show host
needs moar marla singer. totally agree re: mallory knox though. best use of 'shitlist' by L7 ever.
Posted on 2/11/2008 11:05:44 AM
Disgusted
What are you, stupid? Trans people are human beings, just like you'd be if it weren't for your being an anencephalic neanderthal.
Posted on 2/7/2008 12:49:22 AM
TranniesSuck
Nobody cares if he was a fucking trannie BECAUSE TRANNIES ARE FUCKING FREAKS. Get a fucking life.
Posted on 2/6/2008 8:31:24 AM
baconbit
Michael Alarcon, did you watch "Boys Don't Cry?" because if you did you'd know that Brandon Teena IS NOT A LESBIAN. OMG. He is a TRANSSEXUAL. This means he was born in a female body. He has a male mind but a female body. Chloe KNEW Brandon was physically a woman. However, she saw and treated Brandon like a man because that's who he is inside. She isn't crazy. You're an idiot. The movie was supposed to educate. You clearly missed the point. Holy shit. Do you have trouble understanding movies? Are you even old enough to see it and comprehend it? You are like the stereotypical idiotic guy who's like "Ooh! Two hot chicks! I'm just going to completely ignore the point of the entire movie and oggle them when they have sex. Ooh! A strap-on! Ooh! A titty!" Jeez. Please take her off the list and apologize for your stupidity. And Brandon wasn't crazy. You are ignorant as hell, though. Please educate yourself on transsexualism and gender dysphoria. You will sound a lot less silly when you talk. I promise you. And by the way the "strap-on" wasn't a kinky lesbian sex toy. Educate yourself and watch the movie again.
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Crazy Eight: The Top Crazy Girlfriends in Movie History
#2. Cameron Diaz as Julianna Gianni in Vanilla Sky
In a Nutshell: While Vanilla Sky didn't register much more than a blip, this incredibly self-indulgent vanity project did have a two redeeming elements. First, the film has a relatively decent soundtrack. Second, Cameron Diaz's take on Julianna Gianni was an amazingly real portrayal of every hot, but crazy girlfriend we've ever dealt with (the fact that Gianni is a nymphomaniac is gravy). Had Diaz shown a little skin (we're not greedy-we'd have settled for side-boob), she surely would have made No. 1 on this list, but we couldn't, in good conscience, give an actress with a no-nude clause in her contract the top slot. Side note: Diaz "unofficially" based the character on Courtney Love, so you know where all that crazy came from. Defining Crazy Moment: The pivotal scene where she drives her car off the bridge (with a screaming Tom Cruise) and into a brick retaining wall, single-handedly killing herself, mashing up the face of Cruise's character and ultimately marking the end of the interesting half of the movie. Crazy Quote: "Don't ever say that word. I will never come over and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again." Video Bonus: Julie Gianni tries to kill herself and Cruise, backed by the song "I Fall Apart."
Interesting aside: That's really Cameron on vocals-not bad, eh? #1. Jennifer Connelly as Marion Silver in Requiem for a Dream
In a Nutshell: It was a controversial call, and this last-minute decision nearly caused fisticuffs among some, but Jennifer Connelly's winning performance combined three of the most essential "Crazy, but Sexy Girlfriend" elements in her portrayal of Jared Leto's girlfriend: Drug addiction, desperation and super hotness. It's very rare you get all three in one package, but Connelly delivers the goods like nobody's business. Sure, a real-life Marion would probably have sex with us once just to find out where we live and then break into our place the next day and steal everything for a heroin fix. Also, based on our experience clothes and furniture shopping at the Salvation Army, we're pretty certain junkies don't look like this in real life. But, we'll take a hotter-than-real-life Jennifer Connelly junkie over a not-as-hot-as-the-real-thing Courtney Love stripper. Defining Crazy Moment: Ass to ass! Crazy Quote: "I fucked that sleaze bag for you, then I put myself through fucking Hell for you?" Video Bonus: A NSFW montage of 100 percent ass-to-ass madness.
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Wait...wasn't that Wynona Rider? I'm confused...
Posted on 3/18/2008 9:25:05 PM
Getoverit!
Seriously people.. Yes, the story of Teena Brandon or "Brandon Teena" is a sad one.. But honestly quit jumping down his throat for putting Lana on the list!! He's not saying anything about the REAL story.. He's simply just stating the fact that Chole Sevigny's character in the movie was an absolute batshit crazy one.. Or atleast thats how she portrayed it because she herself IS batshit crazy.. Since when did everybody get all sensitive about trannies anyhow?Honestly! I've read TONS more offensive shit on here than that.. Christ!
Posted on 3/18/2008 9:05:25 PM
Dogturd
You really need to revise this list and check the definition of crazy in a dictionary. Jennifer Connelly's character was anything but crazy in that film. Unless you're one of those people who think "Requiem for a Dream" was a "far out" film and everyone who does drugs are lunatics. Go see "Audition" if you have difficulty finding a dictionary. Also Cameron Diaz's character in "Very Bad Things" was just a slight bit more insane than Julianna Gianna. That is all.
Posted on 3/17/2008 9:06:11 PM
Morgan
I'm...not even sure how to respond to number six. Does the author even know how mindbogglingly offensive that is? I like the vulgar and inflammatory type of humor, but this crosses the line into offensive, and from offensive to inexcusable. To take a serious movie about a real tragedy and turn it into a dirty joke playing of some peoples' giggle reflex at the word "tranny?" Thanks for making the world a little more dangerous for me and people I love.
Posted on 3/16/2008 1:34:55 PM
michael
In Movie History? You mean, maybe, in the last 20 years or so? History is a big word that means something... you can get movies going all the way back to the 70s on Netflix ya' know
Posted on 2/28/2008 10:30:56 PM
Have you seen this then?: http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=23&sku=E-CD00425
Posted on 2/27/2008 11:17:49 PM
unknown
hate to burst any bubbles, but i read that it was a body double, her tits just dont look like that
Posted on 2/27/2008 10:39:38 AM
Nudz
Chaz; having two X -chromosomes pretty much qualifies you as female, no matter how much you wished/thought you were a guy. Quite simple. If I thought I was a dog, I'd still be 100% human.
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Posted on 2/26/2008 8:25:25 PM
WHAT?! You came up with ONLY 8 crazy women?! I dated more than that in the past 2 months!!!!!
Posted on 2/26/2008 9:41:02 AM
This article was made of fail from the get go.
Posted on 2/23/2008 6:37:45 PM
mnc
genetically, someone intersexed is not hermaphroditic (indeterminate gender). they're merely someone born who cannot be immediately ID'ed by the doctor as male or female by looking at their genitalia. so if a baby boy has a small penis, or a baby girl has a large clitoris, the docs arbitrarily assign a sex and perform cosmetic surgery. it's a dumb thing to do & yes it often leads to people not feeling like the gender they're raised as.
Posted on 2/12/2008 9:37:23 PM
talk show host
needs moar marla singer. totally agree re: mallory knox though. best use of 'shitlist' by L7 ever.
Posted on 2/11/2008 11:05:44 AM
Disgusted
What are you, stupid? Trans people are human beings, just like you'd be if it weren't for your being an anencephalic neanderthal.
Posted on 2/7/2008 12:49:22 AM
TranniesSuck
Nobody cares if he was a fucking trannie BECAUSE TRANNIES ARE FUCKING FREAKS. Get a fucking life.
Posted on 2/6/2008 8:31:24 AM
baconbit
Michael Alarcon, did you watch "Boys Don't Cry?" because if you did you'd know that Brandon Teena IS NOT A LESBIAN. OMG. He is a TRANSSEXUAL. This means he was born in a female body. He has a male mind but a female body. Chloe KNEW Brandon was physically a woman. However, she saw and treated Brandon like a man because that's who he is inside. She isn't crazy. You're an idiot. The movie was supposed to educate. You clearly missed the point. Holy shit. Do you have trouble understanding movies? Are you even old enough to see it and comprehend it? You are like the stereotypical idiotic guy who's like "Ooh! Two hot chicks! I'm just going to completely ignore the point of the entire movie and oggle them when they have sex. Ooh! A strap-on! Ooh! A titty!" Jeez. Please take her off the list and apologize for your stupidity. And Brandon wasn't crazy. You are ignorant as hell, though. Please educate yourself on transsexualism and gender dysphoria. You will sound a lot less silly when you talk. I promise you. And by the way the "strap-on" wasn't a kinky lesbian sex toy. Educate yourself and watch the movie again.
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Posted on 1/29/2008 2:21:48 AM
chaz
For the love of god! Brandon Teena was a female to male transgender person not a freaking lesbian or a hermaphrodite (or intersex as people with the condition generally prefer to be known). Lana insisted Brandon was a boy because he was a boy the bits of flesh attached to his chest and having the wrong bits between his legs do not make him any less of a man. He was murdered by a load of bigots for no other reason than they couldn't deal with him not fitting their limited view of the world give the guy some f***ing dignity would you!
Posted on 1/25/2008 1:56:24 PM
lil_rag_doll
Hey, how about Denise Richards or Nev Campbell from Wild Things.. They were both a little nuts, AND they were bi, which is hot.
Posted on 1/22/2008 1:33:13 PM
you missed Sienna Miller as Nikki in "Alfie" with Jude Law. okay..maybe she wasn't THAT crazy, but i'm still pretty sure she falls under the 'Crazy Girlfriend' demeanor. plus, she is insanely hot.
Posted on 1/15/2008 1:58:28 PM
Shane
May, from the movie May should have been #1. Not only was she a crazy, movie girlfriend, but the movie was entirely about her and her craziness. You can't beat a girl who murders the only people who have ever been nice to her, so she can use their limbs to make the perfect friend. She makes Carrie look normal, and well adjusted.
Posted on 1/3/2008 3:30:59 PM
Kyla
This guy below, talking about how to shoot heroin is a little scary...but man that was a sad movie. Good list though!
Posted on 1/2/2008 10:11:24 PM
unknown
Oh come on. Marion Silver is such a fucking COPOUT! Are you kidding me? First off all we even really see is sidemeat, so that hardly counts as nudity (and I've seen the original movie version, not this video, which is shorter, has less ass-to-ass, and dubbed in Russian which makes it pussy anyway). And you can't really count drug addiction when EVERYONE IN THE DAMN MOVIE IS ADDICTED TO SPEED OR HEROIN. NO EXCEPTIONS. Also, Plenty of heroin junkies are hot. Heroin addiction is actually quite easy to hide. No one shoots in their damn arm. You stick it between your fingers, toes, in the thigh, under the arm, there's veins everywhere that people don't see on a regular basis. Plus, you want cautionary tale? Have the guy shoot up in his leg, then lose his junk. THAT'll keep kids off drugs.
Posted on 12/31/2007 9:50:26 AM
You know, I think I've dated almost every one of these women! Huh! Except Glenn Close...eww...
Posted on 12/31/2007 9:45:53 AM
Love Helena bonham, she just looks crazy anywhere. I'm so waiting for her new flick with Depp.
Posted on 12/15/2007 11:50:22 AM
Ourmanflint1
Missed Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club. She was batshit crazy and limber too!
Posted on 12/7/2007 8:57:09 AM
ann
No matter you believe or not, crazy sometimes means lovely. Only you joined the forum of the pubspa.com, you can find more and more men love crazy girls.
Posted on 12/6/2007 9:52:54 PM
What about Carrie Fisher in The Blues Brothers? She blew up a goddamn apartment building with a rocket launcher, and later she had an M-60. She's like Ripley, only a chick.
Posted on 12/2/2007 9:02:42 PM
MeckaLeckaHi
I gotta disagree on the Julie Gianni quote. The "bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out" quote is hot, but not crazy. The crazy quote is when she's telling David (Cruise)that when they had sex they "made love four times the other night. I swallowed your cum. When you make love, your body makes a promise even if you don't." Then he gives her the WTF stare just before everything goes from bad to worse. Dude, that's straight from the pivotal crazy scene.
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Posted on 11/25/2007 7:06:44 PM
Casey
Didn't Brandon Teena claim to be a hermaphedite?
Posted on 11/25/2007 4:44:43 PM
honorable mention for amy adams in talladega nights? "It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?"
Posted on 11/23/2007 11:12:47 AM
b1tch
Hmmmmm well according to fattyfatfat's theory I must be one crazy ass b1tch! Yeah baybay
Posted on 11/21/2007 11:27:44 PM
PPP
Chloe Sevigny is much crazier than her character in BDC. I didn´t think Lana in the movie was crazy at all, actually. I dunno about the REAL Lana though.
Posted on 11/18/2007 11:35:22 AM
The Graduate
I'm sorry. Glenn Close looked like the bottom of my foot irl but I WISHED I could've been Mike Douglas for FIVE MINUTES. That's all I'd have needed to drill through her, the mattress, box spring and ultimately the FLOOR. I'd have needed the FD and the JAWS OF LIFE to pry me out of THAT wet dream. And I don't know why!! Again... she looked like...a pair of pee stained hobo trousers. I can't explain why I had wood throughout much of the movie! The only thing keeping me from priapism was his WIFE! She was GROSS!
Posted on 11/11/2007 9:02:27 PM
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Wait...wasn't that Wynona Rider? I'm confused...