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30 May, 2006

HEADLINES IN 2036!


-- Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as
California.

-- White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.

-- Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

-- Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

-- Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

-- France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

-- Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

-- George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2040.

-- Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $1789 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

-- 85 years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss.

-- Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs .

-- Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

-- Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

-- Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.

-- Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

-- IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

-- Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Radio DJ sacked for sexy outfits
MAY 28, 2006 A female radio presenter has been sacked - for dressing too sexily on air.

The 25-year-old DJ, known as Lady Ray, is now taking Radio Bremen to an industrial tribunal.

She said: "My boss told me that my skirts were too short and my tops too low.

"But I don't understand it, it's not as if any of the listeners can see me and my breasts don't speak into the microphone."

She is claiming damages for unfair dismissal.


Lovesick swan falls in love with swan paddle boat
BERLIN, MAY 27, 2006 - A swan has fallen in love with a plastic swan-shaped paddle boat on a pond in the German town of Muenster and has spent the past three weeks flirting with the vessel five times its size, a sailing instructor said Friday.

Peter Overschmidt, who operates a sailing school and rents the two-seat paddle boat on the Aasee pond, said the black swan with a bright red beak has not left the white swan boat's side since it flew in one day in early May.

"It seems like he's fallen in love," said Overschmidt. "He protects it, sits next to it all the time and chases away any sail boats that get anywhere nearby. He thinks the boat is a strong and attractive swan."

Overschmidt said the swan will figure it out sooner or later but hopes he won't be too heartbroken.

"I'll wish him all the best and hope that he doesn't make the same mistake again," said Overschmidt." (Reuters)


Chinese MiG buyer seeks eBay refund
BEIJING, MAY 9, 2006 -- A Chinese businessman who bought a Russian fighter jet online wants his money back after finding it could not be shipped to China, state media reported on Tuesday.

Zhang Cheng, a Beijing businessman, bid $24,730 and paid a $2,000 deposit for the former Czech air force plane on Chinese-based eBay, Xinhua news agency said.

But legal experts informed Zhang that the MiG-21, located in Idaho in the United States, was "almost impossible to ship back", Xinhua said, quoting the Beijing Times.

Moreover, the seller had clearly confined the destination of the plane to the United States and Canada, Xinhua quoted a member of eBay's public relations staff as saying.

Chinese Web surfers have accused Zhang of trying to gain fame, but others suggest it merely shows the improved living standards of the Chinese, Xinhua said.

The buyer, however, said he was building a collection.

"I like to collect valuable items," he said. "I have the buying power and my company has an empty space where I can display the plane."

Hairy stone
MAR 22: A stone with long white hair has gone on display in China.

The 20cm by 15cm stone is on show at an exhibition of rare stones in Dalian, Liaoning province, reports Yunnan Daily.

Experts at the Institute of Oceanology, Chinese Academy of Sciences say the thick, white hairs are actually sea plants.

Indian woman marries clay pot
MAR 22: An Indian bride was married off to a pot by her relatives after her groom failed to turn up for the ceremony.

Savita took her vows with a clay pot when her fiance Chaman Singh, an officer with the Indo Tibetan Border Police, reportedly got stranded on the border because of heavy snowfall, reports newspaper Deccan Herald.

Savita from Jaunsar Babar agreed to go through with the wedding to the clay pot.

It is reported a photograph of the groom was placed behind the pot.

Formula for a happy relationship

MAR 22: A German scientist has calculated a formula for a happy relationship where criticism needs to be cancelled out by five compliments.

Dr Hans-Werner Bierhoff, from the social psychology department at the Ruhr University Bochum, claims that couples should ideally compliment their partners five times for each time they criticise them.

He said:"Then people feel good in their relationship. Goodwill increases your potential to be happy."

Professor Bierhoff and his colleague Elke Rohmann conducted tests on thousands of individuals and couples and used the results to write a book called "What makes love strong" that provides advice on how relationships can be made to last.

The book also addresses problems that relationships can face as circumstances change.

He said that unemployment, infidelity or "stressful experiences" like diseases, depression or child birth can upset the balance and lead to a break-up.


Ten-Year-Old Grilled Cheese Sandwich Is Back On E-Bay
A page from eBay showing a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich up for auction that allegedly depicts the Virgin Mary in the breadNOV 17: A 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich a Florida woman says bears the image of the Virgin Mary was back on eBay today after the internet auction house initially cancelled bids that went up to $28,470.

Owner Diana Duyser, 52, of Hollywood, Florida, said eBay earlier pulled the half-sandwich from its listings, telling her it does not allow items intended as a joke.

But the snack was back on eBay today along with a picture of a sandwich bearing what appears to be the image of a woman's face.

"I made this sandwich 10 years ago. When I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me; it was Virgin Mary starring (sic) back at me. I was in total shock; I would like to point out there is no mould or (disintegration)," the message said.

It says the sandwich, preserved in a plastic box, has brought "blessings" to its owner.

"I have won $US70,000 dollars (total) on different occasions at the casino nearby my house; I can show the recipts (sic) to the high bidder," the message said.

But Duyser was out of luck on the reported $28,470 bid she got for the sandwich before eBay disqualified the auction.

"The last time this was listed, there were over 80,000 viewers," the message said, adding that the auction elicited many e-mails, some of them "downright cruel."

The starting bid on the latest auction was $US3,000.

Stone throwing festival celebrated
NOV 17: Hundreds of people have been injured in an annual stone throwing festival at a remote mountain village in northern India

Residents of Dhami near Shimla divided themselves into two groups and pelted stones at each other

The group having the least number of wounded were declared winners reports Asian News International.

It is reported participants were extremely enthusiastic about the stone throwing ritual, which continued for more than an hour in spite of injuries sustained

Local administrators and police set up several makeshift medical camps to treat the bleeding victims.

Those severely wounded were taken to hospitals at Shimla for treatment

The 100-year-old event called Sati Pradha Mela marks the death of a local queen by Sati, an ancient Hindu custom whereby a woman immolates herself on the funeral pyre of her husband.

Man drives 375 miles with no hands
DEC 3: An Indian man has driven 375 miles without using his hands in a bid to get into the record books.

It took 15 hours for R S Santhosh Kumar to drive from Parassala, near Thiruvanthapuram, to Kasargod with his hands tied to the driver's seat.

The jewellery shop owner controlled the steering wheel, brake and clutch with his legs alone, reports Vijay Times.

Kumar, from Neyyanttinkara in Kerala, said he had been training for the event for the past five years.

The event was monitored by officials of the Limca Book of Records, India's version of the Guinness Book of World Records.

'Celibate' monk tried to pick up undercover cop
DEC 3: A Buddhist monk decided to break his lifelong vow of celibacy with a prostitute - but picked up an undercover police officer instead.

Hoa Trung Nguyen, 47, from the Phap Bao Temple in Sydney, even haggled with the 'prostitute' for a better deal.

But after being unceremoniously bundled into an unmarked police car, Nguyen claimed he was joking, reports the Herald Sun.

But magistrate Ronald Maiden was not laughing as he convicted the monk for soliciting a prostitute and put him on bond for 12 months.

"The accused's version of events, in my view, borders on farcical," he said. "It is quite fantastic."

Cabramatta police were running an undercover operation on August 7 to stop prostitution in Fisher St, a residential area.

CCTV footage showed Nguyen, his robes under an overcoat, approaching the officer dressed as a prostitute.

Nguyen admitted asking about price but blamed it on human curiosity.

"I only want to ask her as a joke because of who I am. I would never do anything like that," he said.

Something You Don't See Everyday...
BERLIN, NOV 1 (Reuters) - German police detained a naked 25-year-old woman and her 23-year-old partner who were engaged in sexual intercourse on the pavement in the middle of a busy shopping district, police said Saturday.

Police in the western town of Duelmen said the couple were spotted by pedestrians late Friday morning having intercourse. Pedestrians in the town of 40,000 called police, but the couple initially ignored police orders to stop.

"The naked couple continued their passion-filled activity on the cold asphalt," a police spokesman said. "They finally followed police instructions to stop on the third warning."

The spokesman said the two face a 100-euro ($125) fine each for disturbing the peace.

Clerics ponder Talaq by email
NOV 1: A Muslim man has attempted to divorce his wife - by email.

Rahat Iqbal, a Muslim man living in the US, sent the email to his wife Rubab back home in India.

Rubab is challenging the email divorce and the case has sparked controversy in the Muslim community in Bareilly district of Uttar Pradesh, India.

The couple married in 1998 and lived together in Bareilly for just a month before he left for the US, promising to send for her within 20 days.

But Rubab was kept waiting for six years until she received the email saying 'talaq', Arabic for 'I divorce thee', three times.

Islamic clerics are considering the validity of the divorce. Most say the email would at least have to be authenticated for the divorce to go through.

Prominent cleric Maulana Khalid Rashid told the Hindustan Times that the husband would have to telephone the wife to confirm the email was from him.

Another, Akhtar Raza Khan, ruled that the "divorce should be handwritten and the wife should recognize the handwriting".

However, Shia cleric Maulana Kalbe Jawad decreed the email divorce "absolutely illegal", the paper said.


Potpourris
Asked in an Oval Office interview with the German newspaper Bild to name the "most wonderful moment" of his presidency, President Bush came up with a fish story.

"I don't know, it's hard to characterize the great moments. They've all been busy moments, by the way," Bush said, apparently trawling his memory for good times since 2001.

"I would say the best moment was when I caught a 7 1/2-pound largemouth bass on my lake," he said eventually.

It's reminiscent of a 2004 press conference when Bush was asked to name his biggest mistake, and he couldn't come up with any.

"He can't think of the worst mistakes or his best moments. May be that's how he survives, " said Larry Sabato of the University of Virginia Center for Politics, reported Daily News. "I doubt his wife will be pleased," Sabato added. "If he wasn't going to name some official moment, the least he could have done was name some moment with Laura."



On a late Friday evening in New York, a Pakistani-American cabbie picked up a passenger from the 42nd St and 8th Ave. The passenger asked the dark skinned, short, underfed cabbie "Hey..where r u from..? He responded ..Pakistan, sir." The passenger said "Hey you? Pakistan? Who made an atom bomb?" The cabbie responded "Hey you. American?, who use atom bombs? The passenger immediately demanded the cabbie pull over his taxicab, hurriedly handed a $20 dollar bill to him and jumped out without waiting to grab his nine dollar change back.




On the day Baghdad fell, a surreal scene was unfolding thousands of miles away in the Gotham city aka the city that never sleeps. A Pakistani-American cabbie picked up a heavily drunk but apparently overjoyed passenger. "Where to sir" asked the cabbie. The passenger responded "Take me to Baghdad". The uneducated probably undocumented Pakistani American cabbie looked back at him through his rear view mirror and said "Via Auschwitz Sir?" The passenger immediately asked him to pull over. He got off the taxicab, looked back and hurriedly walked away.
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