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Never Ask To Be A Chicken - LOL
28 May, 2006
Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a
Sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe
Standing at the foot of his bed.
Sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe
Standing at the foot of his bed.
" This is not your bedroom," the man replied, " I am St. Peter, and
You are in heaven."
You are in heaven."
" WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too
Young," said Rob. "I want you to send me back immediately."
Young," said Rob. "I want you to send me back immediately."
" It's not that easy", said St.Peter. " You can only return as a
Dog or a hen. The choice is yours."
Dog or a hen. The choice is yours."
Rob thought about it for a while, and figured that being a dog is
Too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.
Too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really
Nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna
Blow. Then along came another hen.
Nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna
Blow. Then along came another hen.
" Oh that!" said the other hen. " That's only the ovulation going
On. You need to lay an egg."
On. You need to lay an egg."
" How do I do that?" Rob asked.
Rob clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then
' plop' an egg was on the ground.
' plop' an egg was on the ground.
" Wow" Rob said, " That felt really good!"
So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that
There was another egg on the ground.
There was another egg on the ground.
The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:
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