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Condom Emergency
27 April, 2006
Condom Emergency
President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President
cried.
"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true
disaster!"
"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within
their power to help you," replied the President.
"I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send
1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in
diameter?" said Yeltsin.
"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to
make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4"
wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on
each one."
President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President
cried.
"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true
disaster!"
"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within
their power to help you," replied the President.
"I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send
1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in
diameter?" said Yeltsin.
"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to
make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4"
wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on
each one."
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