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I am a secret police

One of the girls to a country in the Middle East travel, dining in a restaurant to see keep a bearded,wow money no payment has been left out.
So she asked the boss: "He do not have to pay for that?"
He said the owner replied: "We have to remain the country's police bearded, and the police do not eat money."
So this young lady had taken to the toilet boss, and then set off their own dress, said:
"I am a secret police!"

I walk faster than Death

Wei Lusi only on the day of the death of the Archons. Cicero the Roman Republic for the elderly and distinguished officials of the death of the deep, and thus think of ancient Rome,warhammer gold the administration increasingly Shuaitui. And therefore he seized the opportunity to play on Laiweilusi's death. On one occasion, he is not without irony: "We have always had an awareness of the Captains Regent, in his term of office, not even slept in a sleep." But it was dissatisfied with the attitude of Cicero, they argue that Laiweilusi in life, he's not even a courtesy call on had not. Cicero did not blame this on, he said: "Who said I did not call on him? I have to go visit him, unexpectedly,wow items I would go further and more quickly than death."

Creepers go to work

Cannibal the two candidates who entered a company in charge of personnel in these two group of people eat every day, so they warned: "If you dare to eat in the company of a person, you will be fired immediately! "Creepers, Wei Wei Well Well accepted, said the company will not eat people. warhammer money Two months later, the company safe and sound.
All of a sudden one day, the company found responsible for the cleaning company's health workers are missing. As a result of the personnel in charge of a very angry, and got two Creepers angry, and they fired on the spot. Out of the door to the company, one of the other Creepers immediately complained: "I have warned you not to eat in there to do, you do not listen! We eat every day for two months to a manager, no one was found. You Now look at the cleaners to eat, they'll be found! You're a pig!!! "

The witty announcer

"Dear ladies and gentlemen: We will be following in the international competitions and has won numerous awards, a world-renowned artists to use the violin for us to play the first of several wonderful music." Announcer said to the audience.
"I am not a violinist," I am sorry to the artists announcer said, "I am a pianist."
"Ladies and gentlemen," said the announcer, "Unfortunately,warhammer online gold the violinist to forget the violin at home, so he decided to be changed to play several piano. This is a rare opportunity, we applaud."

Shopping for goods

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue‘ and ‘A Love Supreme‘?" she asked. "Well,warhammer power leveling no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don‘t think so," replied the man, "but it‘s as close as I want to get."

Edison humor

Edison in order to carry out experiments in the laboratory tend to see a few days in a row, do not go to bed. It is too tired to die, by
When the pillow book in the experimental nap on the table. One day, warhammer online gold his friend was a joke, he said: "It is no wonder that Edison
Know how to get so many inventions that he did not even have to sleep in a book to absorb nutrients. "

Rare treasure

Antique store, a customer asked: "This is a revolver which age?"
"Sir, this is a rare room." Shop owner said, "It is an ancient Roman Empire era."
"But.warhammer gold Heard of ancient Rome, you have a revolver." Customers said.
One shop owner said: "That is not. President, it is a rare treasure."

President taste

On one occasion, President Lincoln in the White House meeting with the president of a country. The President of the sub-long special, two people stand together,warhammer gold like two vertical up the barrel. Lincoln Yuehe He said: "You can not think height is higher than I do, how, when the taste of the president?", "You say that?" The president asked. "I feel like every day to eat the powder, blasting want to!"

And the name of the body

One day Lee along with his wife to accompany her husband to attend Lee's students will come to the floor when Lee met at the beginning of the study's lover Mr.warhammer power leveling Yu Shili not hesitate to introduce his wife: "Xiao-Fang." After the introduction of the Lee thought to the outbreak of World War II because he was with his wife, Xiao-Fang introduced long before the ugly and he's breaking up (he was trying to cross his wife drift) the results of a Xiao-Fang than it is now easy to see that the Beautiful wife, Lee, but Lee is the wife of the Dadu smiled, said: O O! Xiao-Fang, I finally put your name and your body combination. Having looked at Mr. Lee.

Blind fortune-telling

One day, Xiao Zhang in the village of San invited to the village next door to the blind fortune-telling Wang,warhammer items Wang is pleased to go blind. King pulled Zhang on the blind eye to stick around the village of Xiao Zhang.
In the village when Wang Zhang of the three blind men to step on the nap is a dog, the dog ran out loud clamor of the home, Wang blind: how's going on? Zhang said: You stepped on my head of the family dog. Wang nodded to continue to go blind. At home, Wang blind and kicked the dog stepped on the tail of the dog, the dog and ran out loud clamor of the house, Wang asked the blind: how's going on? Zhang said: You step on my dog's a dog's tail.runescape gold Wang blind surprise: Good heavens! There are so many of the world's largest dog you!