The Dude

A dillusional Jordanian with an urge to write like the Big Labouwsky, and be like Ali G.

29 November, 2006

RJ

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said the Delta Airline slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a confused look and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta Airlines."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.

He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He then removed Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned to him "What the HELL do you want?"

The man smiled, then lay back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Royal Jordanian!"

16 November, 2006

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I can't believe that my blog got 6687 hits since I started blogging!!!!! This is so wired to have that much of people checking what I have to write...So I have decided to put to the public the answers of any problem they have, so this is an open invitation for the world to get some of my wisdom…If you have a problem or a question that you need an answer for, just blog it and I will give you all of my ultimate wisdom.. "This offer is only valid for people residing in the middle east, and south Africa"

16 November, 2006

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