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18 March, 2007

Words Women Use

These words I hear all the time!!! 
  • Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

  • Fine
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
     
  • Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
  • Loud Sigh
    Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she     is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
  • That's Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before     deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
  • Thanks
    This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out     of the room slowly.

Posted by dude 09:28 | General | Comment(2) | Permalink

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This is really funny

Arrow Icon Jack | 22/03/2007, 08:42 [Reply]

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ww

Arrow Icon ww | 07/06/2007, 09:39 [Reply]

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