The Dude

Hi Dude, i do have a problem at work, my manager keeps hitting on me and I need this job...

Rula | 17/11/2006, 14:14 [Reply]

Dear Rula,

Thank you for using our services, I have the following advice; in all cases where women gets harassed it is her fault, like Ali G would say; women.. Don’t do naughty things and cry about it…

Did you send him signs that you are interested, maybe you did not notice, is he a womanizer?? is he do that with everyone?

If he is a good man but treating you differently he might misunderstood you, so try to watch your self with him.

If he is a womanizer I suggest the following scenarios:

• Introduce you big, mean ugly brother to him.
• In case you don’t have a brother like that, invent one.
• Kiss another girl at the office passionately to make him understand you don’t like men, if you can film it, I will blog it…
• Ask him for a sick leave for one day for the HIV medical check up.

If all the above dose not work, please go away…

Thank you

The wise Dude…

The Dude | 20/11/2006, 11:13 [Reply]

Dude!
If you're in Egypt (coz you mentioned middle east, i thought you might be in egypt), any way, if you're in egypt and you blog a lot then you need to watch THIS :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/2/hi/middle_east/6164798.stm

ZMaster | 21/11/2006, 15:23 [Reply]

Well, dude you think you know everything, what is the meaning of life? why are we leaving on this earth is it:be born, study, work and die????

Momo | 27/11/2006, 06:20 [Reply]

Dude,
6687 hits is the total hits counted, you need to set to filter unique IP addresses which load your blog, for example i sometimes reload your pages up to 20-30 times to get it right, but it doesn’t mean that 20-30 people visited your page....got da point? so filter it out and it would turn no more than fe hundred in 6 months, which really is nothing....think about it.

ZMaster | 27/11/2006, 15:32 [Reply]

Zmaster, why do you hate me? a super blog like this one should get millions.. So if you have a problem you would like to share, please do..

I think it would be a mental one, refreshing the blog 20-30 times!!!!!!

Man get a life :)

Dude | 29/11/2006, 09:02 [Reply]

I love you dude! you rock!
dont get mad....get even =) (although this is not how God would like it)
I keep refreshing coz the stupid arabic holding domain server is just a piece of shit.

ZMaster | 29/11/2006, 14:20 [Reply]

Ok, now your are mad at arabs, yeah lets hate the arabs and lets kick them...

I hope your computer will crash, you arab hater..

Dude | 29/11/2006, 14:50 [Reply]

Since i'm supposed to ask your help with a question here, lets try this:
Dude, i hate arabs, please help me with this problem!
Thanks.

ZMaster | 30/11/2006, 15:56 [Reply]

just a notice to the people reading those comments, when we say for example "a stupid Chinese DVD player" it does not mean that the Chineses people are stupid does it? coz i thought it means that the Chinese quality is bad thus we call it stupid....do you agree?

ZMaster | 30/11/2006, 16:00 [Reply]