A dillusional Jordanian with an urge to write like the Big Labouwsky, and be like Ali G.
17 October, 2006
Real Thing
Tafili 911 Call
And
The Blonde and the Coke Machine
A couple of Tafili hunters are out inthe woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other Tafili starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"Oh my god! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a
loud gun shot!!!
The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now
what?"
The Blonde and the Coke Machine
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a
soda machine and she arrived there just before a
business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened
her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a
little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a
Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the
machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a
dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the
machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke
Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents
change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the
machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the
Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she
was reaching into her purse again, the business man
who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now
spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at
him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh! I'm still
winning"
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Karak
| 24/10/2006, 15:03
Karaki
| 24/10/2006, 15:04
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