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A dillusional Jordanian with an urge to write like the Big Labouwsky, and be like Ali G.

 

01 August, 2007

نزار قباني

هل تسمحون لي؟

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10 June, 2007

Quiet Heroes

Quiet Heroes
by Max Lucado (More)

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03 June, 2007

makes sense

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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31 May, 2007

Masri

Reporter:Hi
Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter:Do u speak english?
Egyptian:Berfect
Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
Reporter:What's your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
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17 May, 2007

العبدلي

سأقص عليكم سبب إطلاق إسم العبدلي على العبدلي في العاصمه عمان لمن لا يعرفونه !!
اختلفت الروايات على تسميته هكذا
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17 May, 2007

GSM

في مؤتمر للعلوم والتكنولوجيا ، وقف عالم فرنسي وبدا يحكي عن تاريخ الاختراعات في فرنسا. قال: "عندما حفرنا تحت برج ايفل وجدنا خطوط تلفون قديمة. مما يعني اننا في فرنسا استخدمنا شبكة التلفونــات قبل اكثر من 100 عام". (More)

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15 April, 2007

Finally there is something we can count on to calculate what makes women happy

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,that's the

way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system:

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18 March, 2007

Words Women Use

These words I hear all the time!!! 
  • Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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12 March, 2007

How to make a women happy

كيف تجعل المرأه سعيده
ليس أمراً صعباً


كل ماعليك هو أن تكون

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19 February, 2007

Tafili

طفيلي قرر يروح على شيكاغو عشان ينضم لعصابات المافيا و يتعلم على إيديهم ... (More)

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08 February, 2007

Pareto's Principle - The 80-20 Rule

How the 80/20 rule can help you be more effective

In 1906, Italian economist Vilfredo Pareto created a mathematical formula to describe the unequal distribution of wealth in his country, observing that twenty percent of the people owned eighty percent of the wealth. In the late 1940s, Dr. Joseph M. Juran inaccurately attributed the 80/20 Rule to Pareto, calling it Pareto's Principle. While it may be misnamed, Pareto's Principle or Pareto's Law as it is sometimes called can be a very effective tool to help you manage effectively.

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07 February, 2007

marketing concepts

A professor was explaining marketing concepts to the students:-

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28 January, 2007

Carrefour vs. Darfour

Carrefour vs. Darfour

Thirteen Palestinians die in clashes according to a BBC news headline ...

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23 January, 2007

Ali

Dear weird blogger, I would like to introduce my new role model, the best guy in the world… (More)

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26 December, 2006

Time to remeber!!!

I really like it when both Eids come togeather (Christmas and Adha), i like it when all people in Jordan enjoy there time, i think that makes us closer togeather (christains and muslims), then again we were always one.

 I rememebr when I was at school and everyone did not care about your relign, it was something between you and God...

 What happened???? why some people are more aggressive about it now?? lets rememebr that what really unite people is the place they call it home...

 Any arab is closer to me than any American or someone from Europe and it does not matter what there faith are!!

 At this time of year lets not look at each others faith but who this person really is.

 Joy to all people and more peace on earth

The Dude 

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