A regular on the LA party scene tells us of a recent occasion in LA when he was at a club with Paris Hilton. She was happily chatting away to friends when a guy she didn't know sidled up close to her and started fingering her.... Paris apparently didn't bat an eyelid and just carried on her conversation.

Which actor, who still appears on TV but is probably best known for a starring role in the first of a long-running movie franchise based on a much-loved TV show, is currently staying in a hip central London hotel? The actor so enjoyed his in-room massage this week that he did a full Kevin Costner. Without any shame the actor looked up at the masseur, asked her for some tissues and gave himself a Happy Finish.

Kate Moss did a recent shoot for Agent Provocateur (the oh so sexy underwear brand), where she smoked 60 cigarettes in the three hours.

According to a football writer, which World Cup broadcaster was enjoying the German hospitality so much this week he ended his night out "up a lamp-post with his cock out"?

Which beautiful Oscar winning actress has hygiene issues? She's known to some in the industry as "Stinky Minge".

Lindsay Lohan was eating at the Spotted Pig gastropub in New York recently. She and her friends had commandeered the private room. When the group left, staff found that someone had vomited all over the room. Cue a frantic rush to clean up ready for the next reservation. And so poor Chelsea Clinton and friends sat down to dinner, with the room still stinking of bleach and ammonia.