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121: Updated SLAVERY, OUT OF NECESSITY; AND POVERTY OUT OF POPULATION
30 January, 2008
SLAVERY, OUT OF NECESSITY; AND POVERTY OUT OF POPULATIO

Previously published under the title Slavery / Poverty / Population – revised, improved, expanded, expounded, and enhanced

Slavery is infused or built-in in all life-forms. Like my late beloved Mama would say: “Necessity is the mother of Slavery, and Poverty is relative to Population.”

In view of the present conditions and situations existing in Africa in general, and in certain African countries in particular, it is my belief and contention that THE SLAVE TRADE was the best thing that ever happened to the AFRICANS and the other slaves – especially those that survived the terrible and horrible ordeal. If you need proof, just look at the Africans, or blacks, in The USA.

SLAVERY HAS EXISTED SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL……AND STILL DOES!

In some countries, it exists plainly and openly; in others – including the so-called advanced countries – it goes under a more subtle and camouflaged, albeit polished, name: worker, servant, gardener, house-maid, charlady, cook, driver, employee, nurse, baby-sitter, and even doctor, manager, mechanic, engineer, architect……ad infinitum.

In fact, slavery exists everywhere on the planet, and it comes in many forms and guises; downright slavery: slaves bought and paid for; employment slavery; self-imposed or will-full slavery: the desire to be rich and/or famous (celebrity slavery); matrimonial slavery; parental slavery; entrapment slavery: prostitution and……; enforced or no-choice slavery: have no education or skills and cannot hold down a job but need to live; and so forth and so on.

The President, or even the King or the Queen, and the people, are mutual slaves of each other. We voted for you or chose you so you now work for us; you voted for me or chose me so you now work for me. Complicated? No; it’s very simple. It even exists among the insects, like the ants; and the bees; and the primates: monkeys, apes (like the chimpanzees) and humans – I mention these because I have read about them and, if anyone took the trouble and the time, they would find out that SLAVERY exists, in one form or the other, everywhere and in all the life-forms on the planet - from MAN, the APE; all the way down to the insects and plants.

Wherever people have to get up at certain times, and/or be at certain places at certain times, and perform certain tasks or duties, or do certain work, or tolerate berating, insults, rudeness, crudity, annoyance and/or abuse, and leave or sleep at certain times, there is, and it is, SLAVERY – whether we like it or not, and whether we accept it or not! The only difference is when and where people own the businesses or establishments or occupy high posts and can therefore have a little more freedom than others (they still have to be on the job and do some work, otherwise they’ll lose it); and when a person reads and understands, and agrees to and signs, a contract BEFORE, and has certain rights in a particular country, and a government or an Embassy that is prepared to look into, and able to solve, that person’s problems, then that person becomes A SLAVE WITH CERTAIN RIGHTS AND/OR PRIVILEGES. That’s all.

In the civilized democratic countries, no man or woman is above the law – from the King or Queen, through the president and/or prime minister to ministers, senators, and representatives – so everyone is accountable to someone, and they are all accountable to the people who, in the end decide who rules, who governs, and who represents; and who in turn are accountable to the laws of the land.

However, in some countries – no names, if you please – the maxim: “all APES are created equal” has been modified and adjusted to read: “some APES are more equal than others” and therefore a few tread and step on the heads and backs of the rest – in other words; a few are owners and lord it over the rest who are their slaves, BUT! These owners and lords are in turn slaves of others, too: their wives, their concubines or mistresses Etc, who are in turn Slaves to them since they depend on and succumb to them; some foreign leaders who manipulate and exploit them and who are in turn Slaves to their wives, concubines or mistresses Etc, who are in turn Slaves to them……

So; like my late beloved Mama would say: “You want to stop Racism? Kill everyone!” “You want to stop or eliminate SLAVERY? Make everyone a millionaire; and even then, everyone is someone’s slave is someone’s master is someone’s slave is someone’s master is someone’s slave is someone’s master is someone’s or something’s slave!” “Necessity is the mother of Slavery, and Population is the mother of Poverty. To make poverty history we would have to kill at least half of the whole world’s population; and even then, it would still be impossible, unless we could find a way of either stopping them from fornicating and having babies – breeding – like rabbits; in other words; sterilize most of them and control and breed the rest of them – sure and absolute proof that Mankind are descended from APES, and APES of the worst kind or species, too, to boot!” “Religion and Politics survive and thrive on Population and Poverty. Those of you out there who haven’t read ‘The Martyrdom of Man’ by Winwood Reade ought to do so as soon as possible.”

JEEZ! That was my Mama. She knew a thing or two, and she was nobody’s fool! Nobody’s fool who fools nobody but fools! BY GOD!
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120: PHANTOM COSTUMES
30 January, 2008

Go to 810

Revised and Enhanced

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119: BEIRUT PROTESTS GET UGLY AND NASTY
29 January, 2008
BEIRUT PROTESTS GET UGLY AND NASTY

Headline: At least eight dead as Beirut protests get ugly

Compiled by Daily Star staff; Monday, 28th January, 2008

Excerpts: Opposition parties tell members to leave streets; army begins investigation into shootings.  Hezballah, which leads the opposition alliance, later used loudspeakers to urge calm.

In a statement, March 14 accused the opposition of stirring chaos in Lebanon “to serve Syrian and Iranian interests.” As night fell, gunfire rang out sporadically across the southern suburbs.

A car that had been set on fire exploded, triggering panic in Beirut where, only two days ago, a massive car bombing killed a top intelligence officer and four other people.

As night fell gunfire rang out sporadically across the southern suburbs.

A car that had been set on fire exploded, triggering panic in Beirut, where only two days ago a massive car bombing killed a top intelligence officer and four other people.

Comments: Dear Readers and Fellow-Lebanese and other APES; you tell me whether this is amusing or amazing, astonishing or annoying, funny or ironic, frustrating or infuriating.

What really pisses me off no end is the way the newspapers hide or camouflage the truth and the facts. For example: “Opposition parties tell members to leave streets…” should have read: “After ordering these poor illiterate and ignorant fools into the streets in the first place to create and cause trouble, anarchy, chaos, and havoc only in order to serve Syrian and Iranian interests, purposes, aims, and goals; Opposition Leaders order them off the streets.”

Another example: “Hezballah, which leads the opposition alliance, later used loudspeakers to urge calm” should have read: “Hezballah and Amal, which lead the opposition alliances, and of which the hordes and mobs are members, and which goaded and urged them to do what they were doing in the first place, later used loudspeakers to call for calm after the very serious damage had been done.”

Citizens and inhabitants in areas controlled by Hezballah and Amal – in other words; Amal-Hezballah-Lands – do not pay electricity or water bills, i.e. these very same packs of rats, jackals, and hyenas – in fact, no employee of the Electric Company or the Water Works Company would dare to enter those areas (or show their faces, if they are known), let alone inspect and/or demand payment. They would either end up in a coma in hospital or in the mortuary.

These illiterate and ignorant hordes and mobs are not the only ones feeling the pinch. The whole country and its citizens – this includes all Lebanese; at home and abroad – feel it, too, and bear the brunt of the power-cuts, water shortages, and the high cost of living. Also; since they are neither educated nor enlightened, they cannot and do not know anything about ‘the price of oil and its effects on the cost of living world-wide’ or ‘inflation’ – I wonder whether they know what the price of oil was, a decade ago, and what it is, today – and the very few educated and enlightened among their leaders who know this would not dare to mention it. Perhaps all their leaders know it, but choose to ignore it. Their leaders also know that such violent and destructive protests will not solve or reduce the problems facing the whole country and all its people – IN and OUT. On the contrary; they make the problems much worse, and compound an already very serious and critical situation.

It is true that the cost of living in Lebanon or Beirut is high, but it is nothing compared to other countries and/or cities – they ought to try Amman in Jordan, Lagos and Abuja in Nigeria, and even Accra in Ghana; to mention only a very few.

If any one of these miserable packs of sorry scurvy surly sour shit-head scumbags had ever seen the inside of a classroom – let alone the inside of a textbook – or held a pen in his hand – instead of a gun or a stone or an old used and discarded tyre – he would know, not only about ‘oil prices’ and ‘inflation’ but also about what burning tyres and garbage do to the air we breathe and to the atmosphere; not to mention the very serious and dangerous diseases they cause – bronchitis, pneumonia, lung, throat, and skin cancer and other severe and irreversible diseases.

People – whose parents did what was necessary, and did without what was not, in order to provide them with the proper education and enlightenment – who have jobs with responsibilities and obligations; who have to get up at certain times, and be at certain places at certain times: business owners and/or managers who have schedules to keep or maintain, and salaries and wages to pay; staff members and employees who have to earn those salaries; workers who have shifts to attend and workloads to meet in order to earn those wages; doctors and nurses with patients to see, treat, and attend to; engineers and architects; principals, teachers, and students; editors, staff, reporters, and correspondents; ambulance drivers and paramedics; fire-truck drivers and fire-fighters; soldiers, security officers and guards, and policemen and women, who have to be on call 24hrs/7days a week on round-the-clock 8-hour shifts; all the way down, or up – depending on where you stand and how you see it – to tradesmen, shopkeepers, shop-assistants, and street-vendors; city and town council staff and employees, and garbage-truck drivers, dustmen, and street-sweepers; and even to prostitutes and their promoters – whores and their pimps – have no time or energy to waste on such violent and highly destructive monkey-antics.

Only the dregs, the expendables, and the perishables in our society – or in any other societies – have nothing better to do and are therefore paid to commit such atrocities.
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118: KEY LEBANESE ISF TERROR INVESTIGATOR BUTCHERED
27 January, 2008

Go to 850 Updated

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117: PLOT TO BOMB BARCELONA TRANSIT SYSTEM
27 January, 2008
PLOT IN SPAIN LATEST SIGN OF AL-QAEIDA REVIVAL

ABCNEWS Saturday 26th January 2008

Resurgence in Terrorist Training in Pakistan has Officials on Alert

Excerpt: Law enforcement officials throughout Europe say they are urgently hunting for members of an Al-Qaeda terror cell that was allegedly planning to attack the transit system in Barcelona. Sources tell ABC News those being sought are believed to be bomb makers and suicide killers who were working with a 14-member operation. While it is unclear whether the Barcelona attacks were imminent, Spanish authorities say they have no doubt that the threat was real and serious. The plot was allegedly...

Comments: NO COUNTRY IS AN ISLAND, AND NO ISLAND IS A SEPARATE COUNTRY – not in these modern times of science and technology, faster-than-the-speed-of-sound travel, and instant communications.

When Spain withdrew her troops from Iraq, she thought she was doing the right thing by that and appeasing the terrorists. Well, she wasn’t; she was playing right into their hands. They were waiting to see which countries ‘had the balls’ – in the language of the Mafia: countries that would strike back no matter what or how long it took – and which countries were ‘chickens.’

George W. Bush is no politician, and it shows; but he is no wimp, either; and he said it from the onset – immediately after The War in Iraq and not long after 9/11: “We either go after, or take the fight to, the enemy, or wait to fight him in the homeland.”
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116: RELIGION AND POLITICS - the bare truth and facts
26 January, 2008

Religion and Politics – the bare truth and theglaring facts Go to 680

Updated

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115: FAIRUZ'S CONTROVERSIAL SHOW IN DAMASCUS
25 January, 2008

Singer Fairuz's Controversial Show in Syria Angers Some Lebanese

 

The 73-year-old singer's patriotic songs are enormously popular across the Arab world and she is a Lebanese icon.

 

Almost three decades after her last performance in Syria, Fairuz travelled to Damascus on Thursday despite appeals by Lebanese political leaders to stay away.

 

Lebanon is deeply and bitterly divided along pro- and anti-Syrian lines, a prolonged crisis that has left the country without a president since 23rd Nov., because the two camps cannot agree on a candidate. Eight prominent anti-Syrian figures have been assassinated in Lebanon since 2005.

 

Fairuz is to take the stage on Monday 28th Jan., for a six-night run of the musical ‘Sah el-Nom’ – one of her classics.

 

In Lebanon, anti-Syrian politicians who dominate the government and parliament blame Syria for the country's current crisis – the deepest and the worst since the 1975-90 civil wars. And some politicians took offense at Fairuz's trip.

 

A leading member of the anti-Syrian majority in parliament made a veiled remark about Fairuz going to Damascus to perform for tyrants: “Some capable singers and performers have volunteered to do their thing for Syria's Intelligence Agencies that understand only the culture and language of killing, tyranny and oppression and do not appreciate art.”

 

Another said: “Those that love Lebanon do not sing or perform for its jailers.”

 

A third said: “Our ambassadors to the stars; you painted for us the dream nation. So don't scatter that dream the way the despots/dictators/tyrants of Damascus scattered our dreams of a free and democratic country."

 

Syria ran wild and free and amok in Lebanon for almost four decades until its army was forced to leave in 2005 under intense international pressure following the assassination of former Prime Minister Rafiq Harriri.

 

Since then, the Western-backed government has accused Syria of orchestrating the chaos, anarchy, havoc, and assassinations in Lebanon. Syria has denied it.

 

Many Lebanese singers have performed in Syria since the 2005 withdrawal, but Fairuz is a different story. Because she is so closely associated with Lebanese pride and identity, her choice strikes some as a betrayal.

 

The reclusive Fairuz did not comment on the criticism, but it drew angry retorts from her entourage. Composer and lyricist, Mansour Rahbani, said the singer's performance is “a message of love and peace from Lebanon to Syria – a message of friendship, not subservience.”

 

“So, please refrain from thrusting our names into the political mud,” he added in a statement last week.

 

The Rahbani brothers wrote most of Fairuz's works, including ‘Sah el-Nom’ which was staged for the first time in 1970 and was performed again in Lebanon in 2006.

 

The excitement in Syria was palpable, where the state news agency, SANA, reported Fairuz's arrival Thursday, but for many Syrians, the price for a ticket to see the musical – between $40 and $200 – is out of reach.

 

Syrians dismissed Lebanese demands that Fairuz not sing for them. “Fairouz is above all such rancorous voices,” said a Syrian government employee.

 

A Syrian lawyer said: “Fairuz has come to sing for the Syrian people who adore her, not for the political regime. Don't politicize art.”

 

My comments: I wonder whether Fairuz and her whole entourage – including and especially the manager, composer, choreography instructor, and organizer – knew what their performance in Damascus would entail! They must have known it would result in such repercussions and reactions, and yet they went ahead and went to Damascus, all the same.

 

What amused and amazed me at the same time was Mansour Rahbani’s HORSE-SHIT about ‘a message of peace and friendship to Syria and not subservience so please refrain from thrusting our names in the Mud of Politics’ and the Syrian lawyer’s HORSE-SHIT about ‘don’t politicize art.’ BY GOD!

 

Are Lebanon and Syria at war for Fairuz to do that? And who appointed Fairuz Ambassador of Peace, Goodwill, and Friendship for Lebanon and the Lebanese? Also, how could anyone – whether Politician or any other – thrust their names any deeper into the Political Mud-pit? By going to perform in Damascus, they have already dived deep into it, because everyone – in Lebanon and Syria – knows that Politics has its dirty and slimy fingers in every pie in both countries – the Political, the Governmental, the Educational, the Social, the Finer Arts, and the Religious Stratum, and that MONEY is higher than all of the above put together x 2.

 

It would have clarified matters and put a cork on the bottle of ‘rancorous and vociferous remarks and retorts’ if they had come right out and said that she, and they, needed the MONEY. BY GOD AGAIN!

 

She may pretend she doesn’t care for now, but the stares and glares and yakkity-yaks and yaps and rumours and FARTINGS she will have to put up with when she returns will be enough to last her for the rest of her life. JEEZ! I hope it turns out to be worth it all and not a loss on top of it all. BY GOD; ONE MORE TIME!

 

Personally, I say: “Let well alone and let her do her thing – it will be her very last performance; her SWAN SONG, so to speak – and earn a little MONEY, too, if not for her, at least for her entourage and the other greedy vultures, jackals, and hyenas hovering above and about her.” I say: “Back off, ass-holes! And leave her alone – the poor woman probably thinks and believes she will go out in glory with this last performance; and I hope she does!” BY GOD; ONE LAST TIME!

After all, thanks to ass-holes like Michael Aoun and the rest of the Opposition, Damascus has now become The Cultural Capital of The Middle East, The Arab World, and The World.
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114: BIN LADIN'S AND AL ZAWAHIRI'S PROPAGANDA MACHINERY
24 January, 2008
Dear Readers. Kindly note: Headline in red and Excerpt in blue with highlights in red, followed by my comments with highlights in red.

Headline: Web users ask Al Qaeda’s Zawahiri questions Khaleej Times online

AFP 23rd January, 20080

Excerpt: PARIS - Internet users aimed questions at Al Qaeda’s Ayman Al-Zawahiri for a period of one month via jihadi chat-groups after the terrorist networks’ second in command promised to respond to them.

French researcher Dominique Thomas, specialist in Islamic movements at the Ecole des Hautes Etudes en Sciences Sociales (EHESS) said: “While some of the participants have usernames that have long been familiar to jihadi webmasters, others “signed up recently especially for the occasion. We can imagine conspiracy theories behind this, with questions asked by intelligence services...”

For Hussein Shoboksi, editorialist with the Saudi daily published in London, Asharq Al-Awsat, the initiative is “an opportunity for the Al Qaeda network to round up dozens of young men, in order to incorporate them into its ranks.”

 Comment: Most, if not almost all, or all, of the questions came from, and will continue to come from, Bin Ladin’s and Al Zawahiri’s Appointed Alqaeda Agents who reside in several separate countries, or who will be sent there for the purpose.

This is not a Q & A Internet Forum; it is a Propaganda Machinery; well-planned and systematic, and calculated to bamboozle, intrigue, confuse, and convince the poor, the illiterate, and the ignorant; and attract them to join Bin Ladin’s futile, foolish, puerile, mad, vain, and egoistic cause.

In fact, to give or provide a platform of this sort to someone like Al Zawahiri, and to communicate with him, is to encourage and thereby compound an already poisonous mentality that accepts only the language of violence, folly, and madness.

What the hordes and mobs would ask themselves – if they weren’t so poor (as in poverty), illiterate, and ignorant – was: “Why are we being urged and paid to do this – kill mostly innocent civilians (men and women who go about their daily lives; and children, either at, or going to, school; destroy properties – both public and private (vehicles, buildings, homes, schools, mosques, churches, hospitals, Etc) – and committing suicide – actually throwing our lives away; for keys to paradise and the dream or illusion of virgins? If it is all true, then why won’t these people who urge and pay us to do all this for all that do it themselves, too – first, as an example for us to believe and follow; second, for them to get their share of virgins in paradise, since they’ve already got the keys?”
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113: CAPTAGON - SPEEDING TO COLLAPSE AND MADNESS
24 January, 2008

Dear readers and fellow-Apes; kindly note: Headline in red and Excerpt in Sea Green with highlights in red, followed by my comments in Black with highlights in red.

Headline: Students Warned Against Abuse of Stimulants Arab News

RIYADH, 24th January, 2008: an official of the General Directorate for Combating Drugs (GDCD) warned students preparing for their examinations against consuming Captagon with the aim of sharpening their learning capacity and making them energetic.

Col. Saeed Al-Asaimi, director of the awareness campaigns at GDCD, said drug pushers hoard the speed pill to be released during the examination periods seasons when demand for the drug peaks.

Scientific studies have confirmed that even the short-term use of the drug leads to damage of the brain cells and mental diseases. Don’t believe the drug pushers’ claim that it helps students during their examinations by improving their memory and concentration, Al-Asaimi said, in a statement reported in Asharq Al-Awsat newspaper yesterday. The side effects of the drug include extreme depression, hallucinations, lethargy, sleep deprivation, and heart and blood vessel toxicity.

Al-Asaimi said his office (The GDCD) planned to launch a Kingdom-wide campaign in schools and universities to educate the student community on the harmful effects of Captagon, the use of which has been increasing. The use of the drug over the two-week examination period is enough to make a student an addict, the official warned. After this period, the student would find it hard (very diffic0ult, if not impossible) to stop the habit.

Continued use would result in the destruction of some vital parts in the nervous system, leading to incurable insanity and other chronic mental ailments, Al-Asaimi said in the statement.

Captagon produced in southern Europe has been smuggled via Turkey to the consumer markets on the Arabian Peninsula, according to a report. The official said the counterfeit Captagon was manufactured under unhygienic conditions and without quality check.

“The illegal manufacturers add another drug, Ephedrine, to the speed to make it more addictive,” he said.

Comment: HORSE-SHIT! The only sensible sentence in the whole article or report was: Col. Saeed Al-Asaimi, director of The GDCD, planned to launch a Kingdom-wide campaign at schools and universities to…

Questions: First, how long has this been going on and why hasn’t the campaign been launched yet?

Second, what has The GDCD done so far to stop or at least curb the smuggling, since this isn’t a recent occurrence – it has been going on or taking place for some years (not all of us are fools).

Third, since Al-Saimi mentioned it, The GDCD knows who the illegal manufacturers are and where they are, otherwise where did he get the information and how did he know about them?

Fourth, why hasn’t The GDCD arrested them?

Fifth, launching campaigns such as the above-mentioned are good and effective only if the students who buy and sell the drug – someone must be doing that in the schools and universities; surely, Alsaimi does not expect us to believe that the smugglers and drug-lords and dealers go there to do it themselves – and the student-addicts and other addicts (there must be a goodly number of them out of the schools and universities) need to be exposed, caught, and/or arrested, and well-interrogated or well-grilled in order to discover the source.

Sixth, if this is going on or taking place in Riyadh, the Capital, then it is going on or taking place elsewhere in Saudi-Arabia, and in all the Arab and Arab-speaking coubntries. Who would have thought it, let alone believe it?

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112: USE YOUR BRAIN, (IF) YOU'VE GOT ONE - A 3-in-1
23 January, 2008

Headlines - A 3-in-1 Go to 695

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111: HONOUR AMONG THIEVES AND CRIMINALS
22 January, 2008
HONOUR AMONG THIEVES AND CRIMINALS

HONOUR AMONG HARD-CORE THIEVES AND HARD-CORE CRIMINALS

What the rest of you out there don’t seem to realise or know – or don’t want to admit – is that: THIEVES CONSIDER IT AN INSULT TO THEIR HONOUR AND A BLIGHT ON THEIR PRIDE IF THEY GET OR HAVE ANYTHING THAT THEY DID NOT STEAL! EVEN BREAD DOES NOT TASTE WELL OR DIGEST WELL IF IT HAD BEEN BOUGHT AND PAID FOR!

Dear Readers and Fellow-Lebanese APES. The following dialogue or conversation is my own invention and does not refer to any APES – living or dead. It is meant to amuse and entertain only with no offence meant and none taken (hopefully). However, if any take offence with it then it was meant – for them only.

* The Chief of the Thieves and Criminals (COTAC) and his wife are having lunch

COTAC: “This bread tastes funny. Which bakery did you steal it from?”

Wife: “I did not steal it. I bought it and paid for it.”

COTAC: “You what? You paid for it? Are you crazy? What the hell’s the matter with you?” He slaps her twice; front and back-hand. He loves her, in his way, and he’s bad to the core as a husband and father – what else could he be, being the Chief of Etc and so forth and so on – but rules are rules and discipline is discipline; even among honourable Thieves and Criminals.

She shakes her head to shake off the slaps – she’s used to them, you see – and replies: “I had no choice. I visited all the nine bakeries in the neighbourhood but the bakers all know me too well so they kept a sharp eye on me and I couldn’t snatch any.”

COTAC: “Daughter of a camel with no hump! If you cannot meet with your duties and obligations any more I shall have to divorce you and marry our neighbour, the widow. They say she could steal the whiskers off a tiger’s face and it would think it was a fly!” He slaps her twice again.

She shakes them off again and retorts: “HAH! And BAH! I stole her drawers off her ass as she slept and she thought it was her husband who had tried to do it to her as she slept again but failed – as always.”

COTAC: “You did; when?” He slaps her twice yet again.

She shakes them off yet again and replies: “Very early this morning. We were out of coffee so I went and stole some from her and added that to the bargain.”

COTAC: “No wonder the coffee tasted so good.” He doesn’t slap her twice this time. He slaps her once only.

She doesn’t shake it off – one slap is nothing to her – and replies: “Trust me, and try to chew and swallow the bread – and digest it, too – as best you can for the sake of all the great successes in theft I had in the past, for I shall find a way. I am not called shifty-eyes and deft-fingers for nothing.”

He slaps her twice – this time to seal the agreement.

A little humour never hurt anyone. Like my late beloved Mama would say: “Son! Laugh and the whole world think you’re mad. Cry and they all gather round and laugh at you!”
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110: Re-inventiing the History of Lebanese Shiites and the State of Iran in Lebanon
21 January, 2008

Lebanese Shiites at home and abroad and the re-invention of Lebanese Shiite History go to 669 Updated and Enhanced

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109: THE LAUGHS OF A HYENA
21 January, 2008

Earth-Times Posted: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:55:02 GMT Middle East World News

Watch out for update titled: Hezballah III - The laughs of a hyena

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108: AMR MOUSSA / PRESIDENT'S DECISIVE VOTE / AOUN
19 January, 2008
Lebanese lack 'will' to reconcile – Moussa

Arab league boss says impasse can still be resolved: ‘but we are advancing slowly’

The Daily Star Saturday

Comment: 'Advancing slowly' but which way, Moussa - forwards or backwards? Fellow-APES; I know which way; do you? Also, Lebanese Leaders and Politicians lack the will or desire to reconcile? HORSE-SHIT! The 14th March Camp are willing to reconcile; and – believe me – the 8th March Camp are also willing to reconcile, BUT! It so transpires that they cannot; and they cannot because Syria and Iran will not let them. How simple and obvious! Not all of us are Etc, and so forth and so on.

   

Excerpt: BEIRUT: Arab League Chief Amr Moussa said before travelling to Damascus on Friday that the solution to Lebanon's political crisis is not stalled over the makeup of the next cabinet but over a lack of genuine desire to end the impasse. "It is not an issue of numbers or percentages. Things will not advance in the absence of true political will to end the crisis," Moussa said after a three-hour meeting with Speaker Nabih Berri on Friday.

 Comment: You must be joking, Mr. Mouse (OOPS! Sorry again, Mr. Moussa)! After a 3-hour meeting with Nabih Bury’em Alive Beriberi Berri you’re lucky to be alive and well and still able to FART (OOPS Sorry) Talk! Beriberi Berri is the disease that has infested and spread through Lebanon’s whole Political and Social Stratum! So long as he’s there and part of the Equation or Formula or Solution, ALL OF YOU ARE WASTING YOUR BREATHS, YOUR EFFORTS – your monkey-antics and jitter-bug dances – AND OUR TIME!

Excerpt: MP Ibrahim Kanaan of Aoun's Free Patriotic Movement told The Daily Star on Friday that the Arab plan denies any party the right to impose or block decisions and gives a decisive vote to the president.

 Comment: Did I tell you that Gebran Bassil is Aoun’s shadow and that Ibrahim Kenaan is Aoun’s spare shadow, just in case? Well, I’m telling you again: Gebran Bassil is Aoun’s shadow and Ibrahim Kenaan is Aoun’s spare shadow, just in case.

What the Hell is wrong with the president having the decisive vote? Let me quote here – for the benefit of the APES among you who haven’t read it yet – what I wrote in one of my postings about the sort of President The Opposition wants:

 The OPPOSITION wants a bound and gagged – a neatly trussed up and well-tied – president who will see nothing, until and unless the tapes are removed from his eyes; who will hear nothing, until and unless the tapes are removed from his ears; who will say nothing, until and unless the tape is removed from his mouth; and who will do nothing – he won’t even be able to move – until and unless the tapes are removed from his hands and feet – by Syria and Iran through their PROXIES, MOLES, FIENDS, PUPPETS AND PAWNS; ZOMBIES, ALL LIES, FOOLS, TOOLS, FOOT-STOOLS AND STOOGES; RATS, JACKALS AND HYENAS!

In fact, he won’t even be able to shit or piss or spit – that, at least, will be a relief and a blessing for Baabda Palace which had been converted to a Donkey-Stable, and which had been shat on, pissed on, and spat on since 1943 (that’s almost 65 years) – until and unless he is released and allowed to do so – by Syria and Iran and Etc, and so forth…In other words – my dear reader or readers – a neatly trussed up and well-tied or well-sewn and well-dressed Donkey, or better still, a well-plucked and neatly trussed up and well-tied or well-sewn and well-dressed TURKEY!

If you use your minds’ eyes – since your heads’ eyes will see only what you want to see – you will see that he will be already well-prepared and already ready for THE OVEN!

It is plain and clear – obvious and transparent – that a President who had the decisive vote could, and would, set The IT in motion, VETO and stop or spike or prevent – any projects, plans, legislations and attempts at reverting Lebanon to The Status Quo Ante of Syria’s boots on all our leaders’ and politicians’ necks, and Iran’s boots in their mouths! Not only that; a President who had that kind of power could, and would, help to loosen or weaken Syria’s and Iran’s strangle-hold on Lebanon’s neck – and these, my dear Fellow-Lebanese APES are the last things on Syria’s and Iran’s minds, and the last things they want!

Excerpt: Meanwhile, that psychos-schizos-maniacos-paranos senile presidency-rabid Clown-Comedian, I’m Mad Michael Aouu Aoun had claimed on an Iranian Television Channel that the late (beloved and lamented; my addition) Premier Rafiq Harriri had said that he supported the naturalization of Palestinian refugees in Lebanon as a decision that needed to be taken in return for canceling Lebanon's international debts. Aoun backed up his claim by a General Security Document that dates back to 2000.

Comment: 2000! A GENERAL SECURITY DOCUMENT from way back in 2000! BY GOD! Wasn’t that one of the years – there were too many of them – in which Syria and Iran and their MOUKHABARAT and TOOLS – through the late Ghazi Kenaan who was alive then, and the still alive Rustom Ghazeli and their AGENTS, with the help of the EVIL AND UNHOLY QUINTET and the FOUR INCARCERATED OFFICER-AGENTS and their TEAMS – were running wild and free and AMOK in Lebanon? If we – the Lebanese people – ever needed any proof or evidence that this Clown-Comedian and Champion Jackass, I’m Mad Michael Aouu Aoun, was, and still is, Syria’s and Iran’s FOOL and TOOL – their spearhead and shield during the days, and their blanket during the nights – then this is it! This proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is Syria’s and Iran’s MAIN and MAJOR MOLE, PROXY, AND AGENT because only Syria (and Iran) could have provided him with such a document which only they could have forged or fabricated and inserted into those files in those ARCHIVES which were, and probably still is, under their care and control and/or of which they’ve got their own copies in their own records!

 

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107: LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION......
19 January, 2008
A very good friend of mine who is the SENIOR EDITOR of one of the NEWSPAPERS – no names, because my late beloved Mama knew a thing or two and she was nobody's fool; and she taught me a thing or two and did not raise me to be a fool, either – and who has very good and solid contacts with several other NEWSPAPERS and MAGAZINES approached me a few days ago and told me: “Daniel; you’re a decent guy and I like you and your postings very much. However, you work hard and crack your brains to BE ORIGINAL: publish your own postings, composed of either your own experiences or your own views, opinions, and ideas while others have chosen to BE ABORIGINAL and AB-ORIGINAL and PLAGIARIZE – steal – others’ works and publish them as their own – in other words; they rob others’ wood stacks to build their fires. Also – and this is very important – it doesn’t make a SHIT OF A DIFFERENCE to the people who are supposed to monitor and supervise and/or control THE BLOGS. In short; they don’t care a hoot or give a damn!” And before I could say anything, he continued: “Here is a goodly stack of ARTICLES and REPORTS that do not appear anywhere on that CLOGGED BLOG – I would have called it THAT COMPOST-CLOGGED BLOG but your postings are on it, too Read them and select the ones you like; then publish them.”

I ASK YOU; my Dear Fellow-APES!

I told him – gently and politely, for he meant well: “My Dear Sir. YOU – of all people – ought to know me better than that! I’d rather delete all my postings and become A HERMIT WITH CLAP than do that! Besides, I’m doing all right, because a lot of my Fellow-APES out there view and read my postings – at least, I hope they do. Also – and this is very important – my late beloved Mama once told me: ‘Son! What you can do by yourself is what you know. What you copy, rob, or steal – through plagiarism or downright thievery – will always be someone else’s work or property. You look at them and you know – they aren’t yours.”

He came back with: “I knew you would say that. I was only testing – tempting – you.”

“Well,” I replied. “Thou canst not test me nor tempt me for I am past these! So get thee behind me, good friend that thou art, though! Besides again, I like to look at myself in the mirror and like what I see. However, leave the stack here. I promise to read them and see if there are any that are worth my comments – my views, opinions, and ideas.”
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