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THE CART AND THE HORSE

The International Tribunal is THE CART; the Presidential Elections is THE HORSE, so let’s not – as usual, if not as always – put THE CART before THE HORSE!

Setting up The International Tribunal without first settling the immediate and more urgent problem and quagmire of the Presidential Elections would be puerile, futile, and farcical – if not fatal!

FIRST THINGS FIRST; IF YOU PLEASE! AND THE FIRST IS THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!

Ban Ki-moon – JEEZ! Sounds like a drink invented by a drunken barman! An even worse ass-hole than his predecessor, Kofi Annan – ought to see to THE ONE before THE OTHER since THE ONE ought to come first before THE OTHER!

This makes one wonder what sort of qualifications one has to have in order for one to become The Secretary General of The UN (Usually No/Usually Never/Usually Not-now)

BY GOD!

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Syria and Iran

It was Syria and Iran that not only destabilized, but actually destroyed Lebanon and depleted her resources during the decades that they ran amok in Lebanon; and they're still at it!

Furthermore, if the 8^th March Camp are all Syria’s Football Teams, led and captained by Syria’s Proxies, Moles, Puppets, Pawns, Fools, Tools, Footstools, Toadies and Spies, why shouldn’t the 14^th March Camp at least seek refuge, help, protection, and support from whatever sources or countries that are willing and prepared to give them – especially since their members are being picked off and/or assassinated left and right and here and there and everywhere?

I ASK YOU!

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Bashar Al Assad

AL ASS-AD; sounds like an AD for ASSES (and asses with both meanings) or a Newspaper that deals with or writes only about ASSES (and asses with both meanings)!

This ASS-hole is so used to all his footstools, stooges, stool-pigeons, fools, tools, toadies, and yes-men – hand-kissers and foot-lickers – that he FARTS whatever he wants without thinking or worrying about whether there are those that see through him and his SLAVES or that not all of us are Etc, and so forth and so on!

However, I don’t blame him. I blame those that, although they are not blind or deaf or illiterate or dumb, (yet will they not) yet they will not see or hear or read or know!

BY GOD AGAIN!

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A DOCTOR WHO HAS NEVER SEEN A PATIENT AND A PATIENT WHO HAS SEEN TOO MANY DOCTORS!

Or better still: A DOCTOR WHO HAS NEVER SEEN A PATIENT AND A PATIENT WHO HAS SEEN ALL THE DOCTORS EXCEPT ONE!

The first (or the former) is Samir Geagea; the second (or the latter) is Michael Aoun.

MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THESE

Most of you out there see only to the end of your noses, and no further. That is not to say you cannot see much further, but that is only as far as you want to see.

I repeat again: like my late beloved Mama – who is in fact and in reality, I, MYSELF and ME – would say: “Son; it were better had Michael Aouu Aoun remained in France, but who is to say that the French government – and people, too – hadn’t gotten fed up with him and his monkey-antics and jitter-bug dances – not to mention his chronic complaints and comical cavorting – and couldn’t wait to see the last of him – or so they thought! How wrong they were! Syria and Iran knew him better than the French did – even though he was living in the heart of France – and they noticed his neurotic condition and saw the potential and promise in him and how they could misuse, manipulate, and exploit him to their benefit – to serve their purposes and to achieve their aims and goals – again!”

In other words; Osama Bin Lead-Laden-Head Ladin has now realised that his creation, his Frankenstein monster – Al Qaeida – has now begotten too many offspring – split up into too many groups or gangs – and that each offspring now strives to serve its own purposes and achieve its own aims and goals that do not include him and that have nothing to do with him.

Also! He has now realised – as he surely would have; sooner than later; albeit belatedly – that MOST OF THE SUNNI (at least) MOSLEM LEADERS HAVE WOKEN UP FROM THEIR SLEEP OF AGES AND SHAKEN OFF THEIR ILLUSIONS AND SELF-DELUSIONS and have now decided to do something about this OUTLAW OSTRICH with its head buried in the sands of its neurotic obsessions that is blaspheming, blemishing, and threatening – actually mutilating, distorting, demeaning, and destroying – ISLAM and all that ISLAM stands for and all that ISLAM teaches and preaches!

Osama Bin Ladin’s ADHA, CHRISTMAS, and NEW YEAR messages to the world in general and to the Moslems in particular.

UNITED NATIONS – The suicide bombings that ripped apart the U.N. headquarters building in Algiers on Dec. 11 and killed at least 37 people, including 17 U.N. employees, provided a bloody demonstration of the United Nations' emergence as a key target in al-Qaeda's global war against the West.

Pakistan has "intelligence intercepts" indicating that al Qaeda was behind the killing of opposition leader Benazir Bhutto, the Interior Ministry said on Friday.

Government claims militant with al Qaeda Ties linked to Bhutto's slaying.

Pakistan pointed a finger at Al-Qaeda for the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, as her body was taken to her ancestral home for burial and anger at her death erupted into deadly unrest.

And! All in the name of God and his prophet, Mohammed (prayers, peace, and blessings be upon Him), and ISLAM!

Osama Bin Ladin and his Frankenstein Monster – Al Qaeida – and ITS several offspring are blaspheming and blemishing, if not distorting and mutilating and actually destroying, ISLAM! They are barbed wire and ropes made of thorns wrapped very tightly around the necks of Moslems in particular and the whole world in general!

THE ARAB MOSLEM WORLD MUST WAKE UP FROM THEIR SLEEP OF AGES AND SHAKE OFF THEIR ILLUSIONS AND SELF-DELUSIONS!

Barack Obama! A typical Democrat who thinks and believes that running any country – let alone running a country as vast, as great, as powerful, and as complex as The US of A – is a 4-year Mardi Gras in New Orleans without hurricanes.

Someone ought to warn these fun-loving and big-spending DEMOCK-RATS: “THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT TO GET YOU WHICHEVER WAY THEY CAN SO YOU EITHER TAKE THE BATTLE TO THEM – GO WHEREVER THEY ARE AND HIT THEM REPEATEDLY AND HIT THEM HARD AND FAST AND KEEP THEM CONFUSED AND ON THEIR TOES AND ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, OR ELSE WAIT TO FIGHT THEM IN THE HOME-LAND – WAIT FOR THEM TO REGROUP AND RECOUP AND PLAN, AND THEN BRING THE BATTLE TO YOU!”

It’s that simple.

Hilarious Hilary Clinch-ton – she can get her own back at her husband without going all the way to The White House to do it – and that Barack Obama who is half-white 30% of the time, and half-black 30% of the time; and cannot make up his mind which – undecided – 40% of the time.

Lebanon's Religious Leaders and Politicians always put the cart before the horse; or put the horse beside the cart, on the left side; or put the horse beside the cart, on the right side; or put the horse IN or ON the cart, BUT! They never ever put the horse before the cart.

I ASK YOU!

From HW to HH to HHW Part Two

They had previously agreed to disagree; and during all the supposed and so-called meetings of minds – all absolute farces, monkey-antics, and jitter-bug dances – they agreed that they still do not agree. They also agreed that they shall meet again to continue to disagree, and to further strengthen and enhance, and improve their disagreement. They all looked and behaved exactly like the fools, tools, pawns, puppets, zombies, mouth-pieces, proxies and moles they were: blind, deaf, and dumb ass-holes – especially Syria’s and Iran’s friends – and no wonder! Where they were, they probably could not call their masters and hearken to their voices.

It was true that during all the dialogues or talks none of them made or received any calls and that, none of them received any folded pieces of paper, either, BUT! They were not required or necessary since each of them had already made and received calls – especially Syria’s and Iran’s friends – and that their instructions had already been written down for them and included or enclosed in their folders or briefcases.

Those National Dialogue Donkeys or Hiwar Hamir Watani were really something! Where did they come from, and what did they take us for; blind and deaf obtuse ostriches with bird flu in the brain?

BY GOD!

Someone really ought to have told them that all those jitter-bug dances and monkey-antics they'd done, they did, they've done, and they're going to do; and that all the poor and pathetic plays and shows they put on and acted didn't and won’t wash or fool anyone except the fools among the Lebanese.

They may fool some of the people some of the time; they may fool some of the people most of the time; they may fool some of the people all of the time; they may fool most of the people some of the time; they may fool most of the people most of the time; they may fool most of the people all of the time; they may fool all of the people some of the time; they may even fool all of the people most of the time; BUT! They cannot fool all of the people all of the time!

AND! Nothing, but nothing, escapes Daniel in The Lion's Den!

SHAME ON THEM!

The Lebanese are descended from the worst species of APES – adamant asinine banal coarse callous cruel destructive egoistic fickle fumbling grasping gross malicious mindless moronic naïve selfish unreasonable vain vicious vindictive and wicked APES!

They will never ever agree to or on anything! It's every APE for itself and the devil take the hind-most; for the simple reason that, from the onset, they could not agree to or on anything. In other words, and like my late beloved Mama would say.........

Mama: “Son; as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be Lebanon without freedom, peace, security, or stability; down-trodden and debt-ridden, too, to boot!

Mama: “Son! Did I raise you to be a fool? Use your brain, (if) you've got one!”

Me: “Elementary, Mama. It's the CP and MF, and the silliest and most ludicrous and ridiculous CONSTITUTION ever evolved by the Lebanese APES, or any other APES for that matter, in the history of Mankind!”

I ask you! AND BY GOD AGAIN!

At first there was a National Dialogue or Hiwar Watani, which I named Hiwar Hisan, and later improved it to Hiwar Hisan Watani, but then I realised that Hisan in Arabic meant Horse in English, and which was in the singular form, and the plural form wouldn't do. I also remembered what my late beloved Mama once told me about horses and people.

She said:  “Son; at first, God created The Horse and The Dog, the noblest and most decent and faithful of all HIS creatures, then he went on to create the rest; but things began to go awry when HE got  tired, hungry, and sleepy, and had run out of (good) ideas. That was when HE created the monkey and later topped it all off by creating the APE. HE was actually quite pleased with HIMSELF at the time. Little did HE know or realise that, that APE would evolve and develop into the most vicious, vindictive, malicious, cruel, mischievous and destructive creature of them all.”

Me: “What do you think of horse-racing, Mama? Personally, I think it's a cruel method of exploiting horses and a very sorry means of making money.”

Mama: “That's putting it mildly, son. Actually, all the decency and nobility in horse-racing is to be found ONLY AMONG THE HORSES!”

And that, my dear reader or readers, was the reason why I named it Hiwar Hamir Watani, since the donkey is not as noble as the horse. However, that is not to say that the donkey is not clever or wise. Those of you who have read George Orwell's book “Animal Farm” know what I mean, because it was the donkey in the story who said – I have put it in the form of a speech; it’s more apt:  “Fellow beasts; God created me and gave me a tail to drive away the flies, but, if it were left to me, I would rather do without the flies and without the tail!”

See what I mean? Actually, the donkey is more clever and wiser than Lebanon's leaders and politicians – most of whom are Syria's and Iran's Proxies and Moles – for the very simple reason that, if a donkey walked a path or trail once (only), and encountered risks and/or danger and/or injuries, but managed to escape, it would never ever walk that path or trail again in its life; and, believe me, a donkey lives long!

None of you have ever seen a dead donkey!

Before I state my not-so-humble comment, let me quote Webster's Third New and Unabridged International Dictionary's definition of martyr and suicide.

Martyr: 1. One who voluntarily suffers death as the penalty of witnessing to and refusing to renounce his religion or a tenet (dogma, belief, doctrine), or principle, or practice belonging to it. 2. One who sacrifices his/her life, or station, or what is of great value for the sake of principle or to sustain a cause. 3. One who is killed for refusing to commit treason against one’s country, or betray one’s people – whether for wealth or position and prestige, or for both.

Suicide: The act, or an instance, of taking one's own life voluntarily and intentionally. The Japanese had two words for it: SEPUKU and HARA-KIRI which they considered the only honourable way of erasing or making amends for an act that brought shame and disgrace to one's family or honour or status; or for cowardice in the heat of battle, or for treason and/or betrayal, etc. They also had a word for the acts that these mindless, maladjusted, misinformed, misguided, misled, illiterate, ignorant, merciless, murderous and moronic mercenaries and terrorists are committing or perpetrating: KAMIKAZE, or kill by dying or die to kill! This was adopted only in the end when the Japanese realised there were loosing the war and everything else and, therefore, had nothing to loose.

A suicide is only a suicide when one kills oneself alone, without harming anyone else. One who commits suicide, and kills anyone else, let alone several others else, is a person with no moral or human values or respect or value for his or others' lives and properties; in other words, a killer; a stark raving madman, a craven, cowardly, and rabid jackal – a murderer.

Rafiq Al Hariri and Basel Flayhan, and their entourage were martyrs, and so were all the others; both before and after them – too many to mention here – whether you like it or not, and whether you accept it or not! They’re all well-known and well-remembered, including any and all that died with them as a result of those atrocious acts and hellish horrors. What these swine – these reprehensive, repulsive, revolting, abhorrent, appalling and rabid jackals; these scum, dregs, and impurities – the poorest of the poor and the lowest of the low – do not realise is that, each time they commit suicidal atrocities (acts) that result in the deaths and maiming of other people, and the destruction of properties – public or private –  they are throwing away their albeit worthless, useless, and aimless lives; and demeaning, besmirching, blemishing, belittling and blaspheming ISLAM, AND! Creating martyrs at the same time and in the same process!

A Sheikha once wrote to me and started off very well by stating ‘let me highlight a very important fact, that suicide is strictly forbidden in Islam, and in The Holy Qur'an, or Koran, ALLAH (SWT) promised eternal hell to whomsoever commits suicide. Equally forbidden is the killing of civilians (also punishable by eternal hell.’

Then she proceeded to quote a Moslem cleric, a (more than twenty expletives censored) Sheikh, Youssuf Al Qaradawi, who said: “It's not suicide; it's Martyrdom, in the name of God (ALLAH)!”

BY GOD! Whom are we to believe and whose words are we to acknowledge, accept, fear, and obey; the words of ALLAH, through his Prophet and Messenger, or a (another twenty expletives censored) Sheikh who is still alive? He is still alive because he brays and barks and FARTS what he believes not, and what he knows is not true, otherwise he would have done it and made a Martyr of himself!

If I were to express my rock-bottom low opinion of, and disgust for, all Clerics and/or Religious Leaders – from the pope, through the cardinals, patriarchs, and bishops to the priests; and from the ayatollahs, through the muftis and imams to the sheikhs; not even God Himself could edit it! BY GOD AGAIN!

As I stated in my comment 'Christians and Moslems' – which is on MY BLOG and which I expect and strongly urge you to read – if you haven’t read it already – The Holy Bible and The Holy Qur'an stand side by side in the small bookcase above my bed.

I repeat: "These swine are leprosy on ISLAM and barbed wire and ropes made of thorns wrapped very tightly around the sides of Moslems in particular and the rest of the world in general!"

AND! Instead of siphoning or straining and separating them from ISLAM, and denouncing them as out-casts and/or outlaws, we have people like the (twenty-four expletives censored) Sheikh bleating, barking, braying, howling, grunting, and FARTING encouragement, and cheering them on! I ASK YOU!

There is nothing moot about it. They are the products of illiteracy, and a total lack of education and enlightenment, and extreme poverty and ignorance, plus naivety! One whose parents had the means – some parents may not have had the means but they had the will to do whatever was necessary, and to do without whatever was not to provide their children with the education they needed in order to succeed or do well in life – and who had spent years cracking one's brains and straining one's eyes through school and college or university; and who, as a result of all that hard work, effort, and sacrifice, had a well-paid job, profession, or business; or could land any well-paying job, or get into any well-paying profession or business, would never, and I do mean never, tape explosives to one's self – one's highly paid for and therefore very dear and precious self – to commit suicide; not for Osama Bin Ladin, Ayman Al Zawahiri, Bashar Al Assad, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hassan Nesrallah, or any other wicked, cruel, heartless, vain, self-seeking, greedy, over-ambitious, egoistic, vicious, vindictive, malicious, obsessed, ignoble, Mad-Moron-Megalomaniac-Zealots – mad radicals and fanatics to the last; who are bent on achieving their aims and goals regardless of the costs in lives and properties of others only – seeking to impose or install, or maintain their own systems or brands of Dictator-ship, Dynasties, Sultanates, or Caliphates!

You'll never catch anyone rich like those mentioned above committing suicide; "No way, José!"

Furthermore, and finally, these very poor and lowly ignorant miserable misinformed misled brain-washed idiotic pathetic and expendable elements and perishable pawns do not commit suicide for the sake or the cause of a Jihad or for the glory of Islam – God, and The Prophet, forbid – they do it, for the money and for their families, who are paid after their deaths, since this is their only means of providing for them, and for the promise and the chance to enter paradise with keys hung around their necks to get their share of Virgins! JEEZ!

I wonder why Osama Bin Ladin, Ayman Zawahiri, Hassan Nesrallah, Nabih Berri, Ali Khamenei, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, Bashar Al Assad, and Yousef Al Qaradawi and all the others like them do not do it! Don’t they want to go to Paradise and get their share of Virgins before they are all taken?

The answer, my friends, is not blowing in the wind; it is quite clear and obvious: Either it’s all HOG-WASH (I’m sorry, but HORSE-SHIT is reserved for more important matters) – myths, lies, and elaborate hoaxes – or else they know or have received information from reliable sources that all the Virgins have been taken!

Rafiq El Harriri – after all is said and done, and which nobody in their right minds can deny – was a great man who...Go to 563 Updated and Enhanced

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