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MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD Part XIV – Mad-moose Ahmak-dine-jackass – in retrospect – back to the future
APRIL 2008
Big Brother Ape Ready to Mediate between Little Brother Ape and Falcon…Iran Prepared to Mediate between Syria and Saudi Arabia! Why, this is just like asking the monkey’s uncle to mediate between the monkey and the falcon!
BEIRUT: Iran's so-called Ambassador to Lebanon – but in reality, Iran’s Champion Jackass, and spy and mole monitor, handler, and pay-master in disguise – Mohammad Reza Sheibani, said that Iran is ready to mediate between Saudi Arabia and Syria if so requested; Sheibani made the remark after a meeting with Michael Aoun, the leader of the non-Lebanese non-National Party, the FPM. He also said that, at the meeting, the two sides reviewed regional developments – including those in Iraq, Palestine, and Lebanon.
Dear readers and fellow-Apes; you can bet your last bent buffalo nickel that they also argued over the confusion and commotion in the camp and Michael Aoun’s loss of face, reputation, and popularity; and whether Nabih Beriberi Berri and Amal, and Hassan Nesa-Allah Nasrallah and Hezballah, still need him as their day-time shield and night-time blanket, and whether it was still worth it for Iran and Syria to continue to back and support him as the so-called and supposed leader of the majority of Christians and the spokesman for Syria and Iran through the Opposition, whereas in reality he is their ASS through which they FART. What a schizophrenic, paranoid, senile, rabid, pathetic, moronic and obtuse ostrich!
Cold ties between Saudi Arabia and Syria have left negative impacts on Lebanon's political situation – negative impacts!? What negative impacts? These so-called cold ties are the results of the results of Syria’s and Iran’s interference and meddling in Lebanon’s and the Lebanese people’s affairs, muddying and messing up, and mauling and mutilating Lebanon’s whole Political and Social Stratum through their Lebanese moles, rats, jackals, hyenas, and Fiends! If you asked me, Lebanon’s Political Situation was negative enough already as it was and nothing, but nothing, could have had any more negative impacts on it.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you too many times already, that not all of us are Etc, and so forth and so on! BY GOD AND SATAN!
MAY 2008
Mystical Aurora Surrounds Mad-moose Ahmak-dine-jackass as he paves the way for the return of the Mahdi. Adolph Hitler also believed he was surrounded by a mystical aura as he dragged Germany along the path of death and destruction to his “thousand-year Third Reich” which brought Germany to her knees
Aura: a paranormal force, said to surround people of unusual psychic sensitivity – in good and plain English: Half-Horse-shit and Half-Horse-fart!
Reich: the German state or empire, the Holy Roman Empire or the First Reich (926-1806), the German Empire (1871-1919), the Second Reich or Nazi state (1933-1945), or the Third Reich which Adolph Hitler envisioned – you all know what happened between 1939 and 1945…
Clerics rebuff Ahmedinejad for saying the Imam Mahdi is guiding Iranian policies
TEHRAN: Iranian clerics told President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad to stick to more worldly issues after he had said that the “hidden imam” of Shiite Islam was directing the country's affairs. Ahmedinejad has always been a devotee of the Mahdi, the 12th Imam of Shiite Islam, who Shiites believe disappeared more than 1,000 years ago and who will return one day to usher in a new era of peace and harmony. In a speech to theology students broadcast by state TV, he went further than ever before in emphasizing his belief that the Mahdi was playing a critical role in Iran's day-to-day politics.
No wonder Iran is in such a mess; one of the richest oil-producing countries in the world with the poorest and lowest statistics in terms of living conditions and job-opportunities. As for human rights, beasts of burden have more rights than Iranian citizens, and women and girls are treated even less than the rats and cockroaches!
Watch out for my postings on Persian Civilisation at its Worst…coming out soon
Two leading clerics retorted that Ahmadinejad would be better off concentrating on Iran's foreign, domestic, and social problems – notably its double-digit inflation – than indulging in such mystical rhetoric. The spokesman for the conservative Association of Combatant Clerics said: To say that ‘the hidden imam’ supports the decisions of the government is not true. I suppose because no Imam, whether alive or long-dead, would allow or accept, let alone condone and connive with policies that flush billions of dollars down the drain of Horse-shit and Horse-fart projects while hundreds of thousands of jobless, homeless, aimless, hopeless Iranians roam the streets of Tehran and cities, towns, and villages all over Iran; and crime, drug and alchohol addiction, violence and prostitution, gays, lesbians, pimps, and punks have over-run the country.
A member of a Conservative Faction in Parliament told Mad-moose Ahmak-dine-jackass not to link the management of the country to the Imam. Ahmedinejad would do well to attend to social and economical problems like…instead of farting, hallucinating, day-dreaming, and sleep-walking while talking!
Since becoming president in 2005, Ahmedinejad has done shit for the country and its people, but has repeatedly stated that his government is paving the way for the return of the Mahdi and chided his foes for not believing that his return is imminent. Shiites believe that the Mahdi vanished in the 10th century and will return at an apocalyptic moment that will mark the end of time. Ahmedinejad's focus on that has caused controversy, since other believers place their emphasis on another figure such as the Imam Ali, the cousin of the Prophet Mohammed and the first imam of Shiite Islam. Fellow-Apes; one more King to come!
Earlier in 2008, Iran's former top nuclear negotiator, Hassan Rowhani, complained that superstition had grown in the country and that people were even putting out food for the Mahdi in case he returned that very night. I ask you! Mad-moose Hitler Adolph Ahmak-dine-jackass also raised eyebrows when he said he felt surrounded by a mystical aura when he gave his first speech to the UN General Assembly in New York in 2005. Similarly, in his latest speech, Ahmedinejad said the Mahdi had guided his “victory” in his famous talk to students at Columbia University. He actually said he had called upon the Imam and asked him to help so that the scene would be to the benefit of Islam. Poor Prophet Mohammed; if only he’d known what would become of ISLAM
Ahmak-dine-jackass added in the speech: Iran will be the focal point of the management of the world, thanks to God. A great and important event is about to take place in this part of the world and the hand of God must appear and make the roots of injustice in the world vanish.
Ahmak-dine-jackass's vision has adherents in Iran. Every year tens of thousands of pilgrims make their way to the Jamkaran Mosque outside Qom, an increasingly important site where the Mahdi is said to have appeared.
I told you; and I warned you! If he’s not stopped, this Mad-Jackal is going to drag the whole world through destruction and carnage that would make World Wars I and II, and all the wars ever fought on this cursed and doomed planet seem like children playing Cowboys and Indians with toy pistols and plastic machine-guns that shoot harmless plastic-pellets…
My dear readers and fellow-Apes; we are all in Deep Trouble or Deep Shit, because the Jews are waiting for their Messiah who will one day return to establish his Kingdom and his Thousand-Year Reign; the Christians are waiting for Jesus to return and establish God’s Kingdom and his Thousand-Year Reign; the Druze are waiting for Al-Hakim, and only God and Satan know who else are waiting for who else; and now this Mad-Jackal has convinced (most of) the Iranians of the return of the Mahdi who will also return to set up his Thousand-Year Kingdom or Reign or Rule. This means war; and a war Mankind-the-Apes have never seen before or will ever see again since these Omnipotent Kings and their Hosts will all be fighting for the control and sovereignty of the world! I ASK YOU AGAIN!
I don’t know much about Messiahs and Mahdis, Et Al, but I wonder whether Messiahs and Mahdis would want to return to a world without people or any other life-forms – because that is exactly what would happen if Mad-moose Ahmak-dine-jckass is allowed to continue on his present path or course of death, destruction, decimation, desolation, desperation, Et Al…
Only the Iranian people can stop or prevent that…through the ballot boxes