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440: POLITICAL ANALYSTS – POLE-TICKLE ANAL-ITCHES – It all depends on their Piles and how many times they itch and scratch

22 November, 2008

POLITICAL ANALYSTS – POLE-TICKLE ANAL-ITCHES – It all depends on their Piles and how many times they itch and scratch

Piles: Hemorrhoids – small swellings occurring in or around the rectum or at the anus, caused by the enlargement of the superficial veins; hemorrhoids occasionally prolapse or protrude from the anus, causing discomfort by strangulation; to relieve the pain, the prolapsed hemorrhoids must be replaced within the anal sphincter muscle.

Hemorrhoids cause pain in the rectum and itching at the anus and they often bleed. Symptoms usually occur after defecation, particularly after passing a hard stool – constipation – continued bleeding, even if slight, over a long period may cause anemia.

POLITICAL ANALYSTS are POLE-TICKLE ANAL-ITCHES masquerading as!

They know as much about Politics and Political Situations as donkeys know about Flying and Aeronautics!

If their anuses itch and they scratch once, it’s YES; if they itch and scratch twice, it’s NO; if they don’t itch or scratch, it’s MAYBE (that’s PERHAPS in good English); and if they itch and scratch a lot, it’s WHO KNOWS? BY GOD AND SATAN!

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