404: FAECES ON BEACHES AND IN DITCHES I – When you gotta go, you gotta go; but where to go to go not to go in your garb

12 October, 2008

FAECES ON BEACHES AND IN DITCHES I – When you gotta go, you gotta go; but where to go to go not to go in your garb

Faeces, Faeces Everywhere ‘Cause Nowhere Else To Go – In other Words: Shit, Shit Everywhere And Anywhere ‘Cause Nowhere Else To Shit

A very dear and gorgeous female reader and fellow-Ape once told me: Daniel, I love the way you play with words, but I love the way you play me even more

By I, myself, and me – with excerpts and portions gleaned from sources quoted:

Human-Apes use streams, and shoals of rivers and lakes; stream-banks, river-banks, lake-banks, railway tracks, sand-dunes, and bushes; behind people’s houses, behind synagogues, churches, mosques, and other buildings and places of worship; other people’s front and back-yards, gardens, and orchards in villages and the countryside; even street-gutters, alleys, corners, dead-ends in cities and towns, and almost any and every isolated spot anywhere and everywhere, as free public sanitary-bathrooms – in plain English: toilets; in plainer English: latrines; in simple English: Shit-sites. What one Ape sees another Ape do and where, Ape does, too. What Monkey see, Monkey do.

The above does not include the Human-Ape that finds itself in a very difficult condition and awkward situation whereby, and when, it is forced by the call of nature to relieve itself anywhere with the least possible privacy – go out or go in; you know what I mean...

N.B: I quoted the above places of worship according to the order of the formation or invention of their various religions – Read: 116 / 220 / 250 / 319 / 322 / 374

BBC NEWS ONLINE March 2002

Two British development charities said the lack of proper sanitation was killing almost 6,000 children every day. Half of the world's hospital beds were occupied by people suffering from water-borne diseases caused by defecations in or near water sources. The charities, Water-Aid and Christian group Tear-fund described the problem as one of the world's most urgent health crises; yet they said the diseases were preventable and solutions were both simple and cheap – Daniel: 6,000 children! And that was in 2002! Today, the figure must be at least x 4 or 5 – between 25 and 30,000. Go ahead, make my day, and prove me wrong!

They had published a report, The Human Waste, to mark the United Nations World Water Day on 22^nd March. In it they said the crisis was being made more urgent by urban time bombs as millions of people flooded into major cities of the world's poorest countries. In the early 1970s the Bangladesh capital Dhaka had about 250,000 people; today, it has more than 10 million.

A senior city official said that the entire city was a cesspool – a septic tank. The urban poor had no sanitation facilities whatsoever and the situation was getting worse by the minute. Across the world, the report said 160,000 people migrated from the countryside to the cities every day. It cited the man forever linked with the Indian struggle for independence, Mahatma Gandhi, who once said: Sanitation is more important than independence.

The head of the World Health Organisation said that safe water supply and adequate sanitation to protect health were among the basic human rights. Ensuring their availability would contribute immeasurably to health and productivity for development – Daniel: Health and Productivity in what; more mouths to feed = more asses to shit?

The report urged the UK Government to work to halve the number of people without adequate sanitation by 2015, and to ensure it is available to everyone by 2025 – Daniel: Such Horse-shit! This is 2008, so by the time they halve the number the number would have doubled in 2015, and doubled again in 2025! Not all of us are Etc and so forth… What the WHO actually urged the UK to do was to increase its donation; that’s all. The WHO knew and knows the situation was and is hopeless and the solutions were and are even more hopeless than useless, but Hey! Why not cash in on it in the meantime?

In 2000 the UK gave 0.32% of its GNP in aid. The charities said the scale of the problem was huge: in 10 years, diarrhoea had killed more children than the total number of people killed in armed conflicts since the Second World War. It also wanted ministers to set a timetable for increasing the UK's overseas aid to meet the long-standing UN target of 0.7% of gross national product (GNP).

In 1998, wars in Africa killed 308,000 people, but diarrhoea and other diseases killed six times as many. Ill-health is often the lot of those who do not die: children often suffer anaemia and stunted growth because of the parasites they carry.

Many people – women and children – suffer real distress out of their embarrassment at having to relieve themselves in public. A woman in Ethiopia said that women were ashamed to defecate during the day and had to wait until it was dark, but for men it was not a problem. They could go wherever they wanted anytime they needed to. An Indian woman said that there were snakes in the area where they went to shit.

The report said a basic latrine could be built in India for £3-4, or £10-15 if the pit needed lining. It said £11bn a year would halve the number of people with no adequate sanitation by 2015 and that, that was the amount spent on pet food each year in Europe and the US. Daniel: The Europeans and the Americans keep pets after making sure they know the responsibilities and obligations involved, and that they can meet these responsibilities and obligations. These people haven’t even got places to shit and yet they fornicate and have babies like rabbits. It’s all a matter of problems in proportion to poverty in proportion to population.

Diseases – with brief descriptions – that thrive on the absence of sanitation and clean water include dysentery, cholera, typhus fever, typhoid, schistosomiasis and trachoma.

Dysentery: disease of the lower intestines caused by infection with bacteria protozoans or parasites and marked by severe diarrhea, inflammation, and the passage of blood and mucus.

Cholera: acute and often fatal gastrointestinal disease with severe symptoms – violent diarrhoea resulting in vast loss of fluids caused by the bacterium Vibrio cholerae.

Typhus fever: an infectious disease that causes fever, severe headaches, a rash, and often delirium. It is spread by ticks and fleas carried by rodents. What? No mention of the Queen, the Anopheles Mosquito? No respect!? It is well that Human-Apes have no respect for the female of the species, since she has no respect for Human-Apes, either.

Typhoid fever: a serious and sometimes fatal bacterial infection of the digestive system, caused by ingesting food or water contaminated with the bacillus Salmonella typhi. It causes fever, severe abdominal pain, and intestinal bleeding.

Schistosomiasis: an often chronic illness that results from infection of the blood with a parasitic flatworm schistosome. It causes debilitation and can cause liver and intestinal damage. It is most common in Asia, Africa, and South America, especially in areas where the water is contaminated by freshwater snails that carry the parasite.

Trachoma: a contagious bacterial eye disease in which scar tissue forms inside the eyelid, eventually causing it to curve inward and the eyelashes to scrape the eye and cause infection.

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