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Dear Readers and Fellow-Apes; 2008 was a Murky and Hapless Year! Let us hope that 2009 does not turn out to be even  More Murky and Hapless!

I intentionally did not wish you a Merry Christmas, because Christmas is another story for another Posting at another time; and I do not wish you a Happy New Year, since I believe that ONLY FOOLS ARE, OR CAN BE, HAPPY ALL YEAR ROUND. I do, however, wish all of you A GOOD YEAR! With a little Good in one's life, one can be a little happy, which is all one can ask for in one's short sweet dream one calls a life-time. BY GOD AND SATAN! 

A Jack of many trades and master of all; I am honest to the core and I hate lies, deceits, pretensions, hypocrisy, treachery, betrayal, and stoic compliance; and I despise – and actually pity – Human-Apes who follow-the-herd-or-pack

I expose and reveal the lies, deceits, pretensions, hypocrisy, treachery, betrayal, and blind, deaf, and stoic compliance, and Human-Apes who follow-the-herd-or-pack; I tell or write the truth; and I say what I mean and mean what I say

I fear nothing; least of all, death

If I must fear anything at all in life, then let me fear what I think and  know of myself; because, in the end, one’s knowledge and opinion of oneself is what counts most. All the world may think and believe one is such and such, but one knows one is such and such. Also, I like to look in the mirror and like what I see and know about me.

I invite comments, remarks, criticisms, and even insults – so long as they are straight to the point, in order for me to correct or adjust myself accordingly. What I do not welcome and won’t accept or tolerate is HORSE-SHIT!

Dear readers and felow-Apes; with every page, every report or article, every paragraph, every sentence, every word, and every letter; I thank you for taking the trouble and the time to read My Not-So-Humble Comments.

333: UAE LAUNCHES PRE-MARITAL MEDICAL SCREENING TESTS FOR MEN ONLY – And mind my language
25 July, 2008

UAE LAUNCHES PRE-MARITAL MEDICAL SCREENING FOR MEN ONLY – And mind my language

Bernama Sunday 13th July – Monday 14th July 2008

Gleaned from Bernama via Yahoo! Malaysia News Below is the full article or report, without the repetitions and circumlocutions since I have no pages to fill:

 

DUBAI: The United Arab Emirates (UAE) Health Ministry has teamed up with Bin-Sina Pharmacy in launching a nationwide campaign designed to urge and encourage prospective grooms to undergo pre-marital medical screening in an effort to enhance health awareness in order to create a healthier society by the prevention of contagious and genetic diseases.

According to a statement by the Health Ministry, it intends to highlight the serious consequences of ignoring these simple medical screening tests which will be conducted at special centres across the country, and which will cover hereditary diseases and viruses like hepatitis, thalassaemia, AIDS, TB, venereal and other diseases.

Studies have shown that hereditary diseases and physical handicaps can be prevented from being passed on to the next generation through pre-marital or early – newly-born, toddlers, and pre-teens – screening.

Dear readers and fellow-Apes; have any of the educated and enlightened Apes among you noticed that only prospective grooms were mentioned? What about prospective brides? The above article or report is highly typical of Arab Naïve Obtuse Ostrich Moron Males and Arab Naïve Obtuse Ostrich Moron Mentality, and the MMMMMMMMMMM-Media’s Obtuse Ostrich Horse-shit habit of always burying their heads in the sands of their stupidity, naivety, and ignorance! When it has to do with especially Arab women and girls, see no evil, hear no evil, and say no evil, because they do no evil, since they are pure and pious. BY GOD AND SATAN!

These Arab and Arab-speaking Jarabs either do not know, or don’t want to know, or know but don’t want to show or tell, that Arab women – and especially Arab girls – are more apt to have or catch venereal and other anal-sex-transmitted diseases like AIDS, Etc, since that is what they have before they are married – long before and ever after.

To those Apes among you who might say: Daniel. You’re too God-damn crude and rude, I say: Well, go ahead and say what I said, nicely and politely. I dare you! Let me tell you a short story:

A witness, who was testifying in a divorce case, pointed to the man involved with the other man’s wife and said to the judge: Your honour; I saw him, and then he pointed at the man’s wife and said: fucking her. The judge was furious, but the others in the courtroom thought it was hilarious. Silence in court! He yelled, and banged his gavel. Why you! You cannot use such crude and rude language in my court! He yelled at the witness. Get out and report back in 15 minutes, and mind your language or else I’ll have you up before me for contempt of court! The witness went out and came back in, 15 minutes later. Well? Are you prepared to testify now in a manner befitting a court? The witness replied: Yes, your honour. And the judge said: Well, what have you to say? And the witness said:

Your honour; I saw his balls dangling in the air

His you-know-what, in you-know-where

And if your honour doesn’t call that ‘fucking’

Then I’m sorry but I wasn’t there

You have my permission to laugh.

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