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318: NABIH BERIBERI BERRI LOVED IT, AS CRAB-NET CABINET TANGLED-TANGO WENT ON – All is well that doesn’t end well for Lebanon or the Lebanese

12 July, 2008

NABIH BERIBERI BERRI LOVED IT, AS CRAB-NET CABINET TANGLED-TANGO WENT ON – All is well that doesn’t end well for Lebanon or the Lebanese

Original Headline: Berri loses patience as cabinet tango goes on – Sneaker-Speaker Beriberi says premier has no right to reject opposition's nominations

The Daily Star via Yahoo! Alerts Friday 11^th July 2008

BEIRUT: Lebanon was still awaiting the birth of a new cabinet (the formation of a new crab-net) on Thursday as Prime Minister-designate, Fouad Siniora, and parliamentary majority leader, Saad Hariri, tried to bridge gaps within the 14^th March Football Team. The premier met on Thursday with independent Christian politicians of the 14^th March Alliance in a bid to decide who would represent them in the new government, while Hariri paid visits to MP Walid Jumblatt and former President Amin Gemayel.

Also on Thursday, Sneaker-Speaker Nabih Nab-them and Bury-them-alive Beriberi Berri said he planned to call Parliament to session if a national unity government is not formed before President Michel Sleiman leaves for Paris on Saturday to attend the Mediterranean Union Summit, scheduled for Sunday.

The speaker also stressed that the Doha Agreement, which was signed on 21^st May, ending an 18-month political crisis in Lebanon, clearly detailed each party's share in the new crab-net. The Doha Agreement stipulated 16 seats for the parliamentary majority, 11 for the opposition, and 3 for the president. “Who do you think should choose the opposition's 11 ministers?” The sneaker asked, and said that Siniora had no right to interfere in the names of the opposition's nominees for the new crab-net.

My comments: But of course, my dear Sneaker Beriberi Berri, you are absolutely right! Neither Fouad Saniora nor anyone else has the right to do anything! Only you have the right to close down Parliament, lock the doors, and put the keys in your pockets; and only you have the right to treat the Speaker’s Chair or Post and Parliament as your own private and personal properties; to do with them what you will or wish or want – and all with the blessings of your owners and masters: Syria and Iran!

First, there was a president who was not a president, and a government that was not a government. Then, there was no president, but there was a government that was not a government. Then, after the Doha Hoo-hah Hee-hah, there was a president who was not a president because there was a government that was not a government. Yesterday, there was a president who was not a president because there was no government. Today, there is a president and a government, but a government composed of two opposing or opposite sides who will never ever agree to or on anything. Tomorrow, there will be ………watch this space………

Dear readers and fellow-Apes; meanwhile, and while you watch and wait – and also, to avoid repetitions, kindly read my postings: 51 / 222 / 283 / 290 / 300 / 305 and thank you for taking the trouble and the time to read my not-so-humble postings. BY GOD!

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