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256: 12th JULY 2006 POOR ELIAS EL MURR ALIAS DEFENCE MINISTER AT THE TIME It’s over and past now, but we can still laugh, can’t we?

04 May, 2008

12^th JULY 2006 POOR ELIAS EL MURR ALIAS DEFENCE MINISTER AT THE TIME It's over and past now, but we can still laugh, can't we?

NB. EM = Elias Murr / HS = His servant

The following may, or may not, have taken place, but who cares; so long as it’s funny! Poor Elias El Murr, the almost eliminated Minister for Defence. He went to bed very late the night before; he woke up on that fateful day at eight to...

EM: “What are all those noises, hah; fire-works, hah; and who the FUCK in hell is getting married so early in the morning, hah?”

HS: “Maali Al Wazir, they're not fire-works; they're bombs!”

EM: “Bombs; where from, and why? What the FUCK is going on?”

HS: “Search me. You're the Minister for Defence; you ought to know!”

EM: “Minister for Defence my ass! You know and I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know…...”

HS: “Maali Al Wazir! Please. Enough of that rigmarole Horse-shit! The question is what are you going to do about it?”

EM: “Ass-hole and fool! That's not the question! I can't do anything about it and you and I know you know I know you know I know you know...”

HS: “Stop it! By God, you're right! I guess you'll have to do and say exactly as you're told; as always; right?”

EM: “Right; now you're talking turkey!”

HS: “Maali Al Wazir. You're the turkey; right?”

EM: “Right, but that's between you and me and the lamp-posts on the road to Iran via Syria; Capice?”

HS: “Capice; so long as you get paid, and you pay me, at the end of......”

I like Elias El Murr; I really do, because he’s not one of THEM, for the very simple reason that THEY tried to kill him. However, I won’t apologise to him because I say what I mean and I mean what I say. Also, a little leg-pulling never hurt anyone.

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