The Daily Star Staff Tuesday 29th April 2008
Dear readers and fellow-Apes; below is the gist of the short article/report, including highlights in red and my comments in black:
BEIRUT: MP Ibrahim Kanaan said on Saturday that the Free Patriotic Movement (FPM) - dear readers and fellow-Apes; they’re not free, they’re not patriotic, and they cannot move unless Syria and Iran pull their strings via Hezballah and Amal - headed by MP (Major Puppet) Michel Aoun still represented the majority of the Christians. Kanaan, in an interview with LBC-TV, said that according to recent polls by the FPM - in other words, according to a poll of Fucking Packs of Monkeys by the Fucking Pack of Monkeys, the Fucking Pack of Monkeys still enjoy the support of 37 percent of Monkeys in the Metn region. This reflects a climb up and down of the same Monkeys up the same tree - in our popularity since 2005. He said: although Aoun is too old to be eligible, and rabid and senile, too, to boot, he had the right to run for the presidency, because this is Lebanon and the Fucking Pack of Monkeys have an alliance (or partnership) and an agreement with Hezballah and Amal, AND they’ve got the weapons!
HORSE-SHIT! POLLS! I could conduct a poll that would prove that the July 2006 Fiasco, Folly, Fallacy, and Madness between Hezballah and Israel never happened! It’s all a matter of asking the wrong people in the right places the wrong questions; or the right people in the wrong places the right questions; or the wrong people in the wrong places the wrong questions; or the right people in the right places the right questions; or the……Etc, and so forth and so on.
MP (Minor Puppet) Ibrahim Canine-Kenaan is Michael Aouu’s spare shadow and Zubran Bassil is Aouu’s shadow; and Michael Aouu is Nabih Beriberi Berri’s and Hassan Nesa-Allah’s ASS through which they FART; and Nabih Beriberi Berri and Hassan Nesa-Allah are Syria’s and Iran’s ASS through which they FART; so this Minor Puppet, Ibrahim Canine-Kenaan is……THE SPARE SHADOW OF AN ASS OF AN ASS! JEEZ! AND BY GOD, TOO!