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208: AOUU AND MARONITE ARCH-BISON FIND COMMON GROUND

28 March, 2008

The original Daily Star headline: AOUN, MARONITE ARCH-BISHOP FIND COMMON GROUND

Both want Christian representation Daily Star staff Friday, 28^th March, 2008

My version of the headline: AOUU AND MARONITE ARCH-BISON FIND COMMON GROUND

Both want Christian misrepresentation

Maronite Archbishop, Boulos Matar, briefed Maronite Patriarch, Nasrallah Butros Sfeir, on the outcome of his recent meeting with Free Patriotic Movement (FPM) leader, MP Michel Aoun, and Marada Movement leader, former MP Suleiman Franjieh. Wednesday's meeting at Aoun's residence in Rabieh was aimed at bridging the gap between Christian leaders of the opposition and the Head of the Maronite Church after relations between the two sides had recently been strained over political differences. Political Differences between Christians and the Church! BY GOD!

FPM official offal Gibran Zubran Bassil told The Daily Star…FPM low law-maker Ibrahim Kanaan Que-Anne (SHOU HMAR) told The National News Agency…the role of the Church in Lebanon, and its position towards the existing government …and the electoral law…and Christians to be truly represented in state institutions.

My comments: HORSE-SHIT! First of all, role of the Church has been reduced to Rich Beggars with Golden Bowls trudging around and about, begging for alms - attention and respect. Second of all, the Christians - the Maronite Morons and the Catholic Cat-Hole-Itches - have always been represented in State Institutions: what more representation than the Presidency? However, and but! Attention and respect are neither begged for nor asked for; they are earned! And representation isn’t the Donkey at the Donkey-Stable (Baabda Palace); it is what the Donkey says and does! In other words, Donkey is as Donkey says and does! And of all the Donkeys that ever sullied that Donkey-Stable with their rotten carcasses and even more rotten minds, speeches, and actions, Emile Le-Hood was the King Champion-Jackass of them all…so far; and not even God and all his angels and Satan and all his devils could help Lebanon or the Lebanese if, by the most mischievous and malicious twist or whims or quirks of fate, Michael Aouu became the next Champion-Jackass at the Donkey-Stable! He would make Emile Le-Hood seem like Gandhi!

Zubran and Que-Anne are ASS-ISTANT ASSES since they are each Aouu’s ASS in turn according to the Gospel of Syria and Iran; and Aouu himself is a DOUBLE-ASS, since he is Hassan Nesa-Allah’s and Nabih Berri-the-Beriberi’s ASS; and they in turn are each DOUBLE-ASSES, too, since each of them is Syria’s and Iran’s ASS in turn; Syria and Iran FART through Nesa-Allah and Beriberi in turn, and Nesa-Allah and Beriberi FART through Aouu in turn!

As for Suleiman Sully-man Frenzied-Frantic; he has always been Syria’s Jackal, Rat, and Hyena. No more mention of dogs; I had a dog once when I was very young!

Both 8^th March and 14^th March Football Teams are ASSES! BUT! The difference that makes all the difference is that, the 8^th March Football Teams are ASSES: ANUSES, whereas the 14th March Football Teams are merely ASSES: DONKEYS!

You may ride a donkey this much, and this far; but no more, and no farther; because a donkey can be highly stubborn and highly strong-willed, especially when the path one wants to ride him on or through doesn’t please him or involves serious danger or risk; and both one and he know it! Also, you may force a donkey to the river, but you cannot force him to drink!

The mere fact that this Arch-Bison (he looks exactly like a fatted buffalo) went to that rabid-clown-comedian-creature Aouu’s residence in Rabieh for the meeting instead of ordering that mad traitor-to-his-country and betrayer-of-his-people to report at Bkerki proves that Patriarch Nesa-Allah Sfeir has now got his left hand and his right foot in THE HORSE-SHIT OF RELIGION, and his right hand and his left foot - and his nose - in THE HORSE-SHIT OF POLITICS, and he no longer knows which is which, since he shakes hands and writes with his feet, walks on his hands, talks through his ass, and farts through his mouth! Impossible, you say? I say: No! If one Nesa-Allah (Hassan) can do it, why can’t another Nesa-Allah (Sfeir) do it, too? BY GOD AGAIN!

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