Daniel Akill's Blog | 40: MICHAEL AOUU AOUN

40: MICHAEL AOUU AOUN

25 November, 2007

Before I begin – and especially to those of you out there whose thoughts I can hear and read from way out here – to me, Samir Geagea is out, too. These two did it to us – screwed us – back then in the late 80s and early 90s, and they’ve done it again! I did not like or follow them then, and I still do not like or follow them! Geagea atleast admitted his faults in all the papers and on all the TV Channels - SO LONG AS HE KEEPS AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY!

For your information; I follow and support NO Cotton-Picking and Mother-Fucking INDIVIDUAL! Whoever and whatever he is! I AM FOR LEBANON – and with those Lebanese who are for Lebanon – ONLY!

I wouldn’t give a bent buffalo nickel dipped in shit for any individual or any party, sect, or faction, BUT! I am prepared, willing, and ready to give my life for my country!

And now, to begin:

TO ALL THOSE AOUNIS – AND ANYONE AND EVERYONE – WHO ASK WHY WE OPPOSE AOUN; AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS ALLIANCE WITH HEZBALLAH AND AMAL ETC:

1: I knew something was terribly wrong and fishy from the way he returned – arrived at Beirut International Airport – as if nothing had ever happened. The Syrians and Iranians, and their Lebanese footstools, of course – had prepared a file on him so huge and thick it would have required 4 strong and able-bodied men to carry around and about. Then it struck me: If Syria and Iran hadn’t wanted him to return, he wouldn’t have dared to come! All his speeches and actions while he was abroad were Syria’s and Iran’s ruses and gambits to get him back to Lebanon – to serve them! How obvious!

2: Hezballah and Amal Etc, saw and knew him for WHO and WHAT exactly he was and still is: a highly unpredictable (erratic) and unstable psychotic, schizophrenic, and paranoid, senile, and presidency-rabid clown-comedian; and a craven coward, too; a desperate and obsessed madman who is prepared to stop at nothing and to stoop to anything to get to the presidency!

He was useful to them once, then, as a cover – or a blanket – but they have discarded him and tossed him into the used-clothes or second-hand clothes bin!

Either he doesn’t know it, or else he knows it but doesn’t give a damn or care a hoot as long as he gets to the presidency – and to hell with Lebanon and the Lebanese!

3: I call your attention to the fact that no party or sect could possibly have an agreement with any other party or sect unless they agree with them.

Likewise, Aoun and the Aounis and all their allies – you must know them by heart by now – couldn’t possibly have an agreement with Nesrallah and Hezballah and Berri and Amal and their allies, unless HE and THEY agree with HIM and THEM; and 'to agree with’ is 'to connive with’ and ‘condone’ whatever THEY and THEM do. That’s obvious.

4: A madman who could send his thugs and hooligans to BKERKI – back in 1989 – to maltreat, mis-handle, and manhandle the Patriarch – toss him around and up and down like a stuffed doll – and place and paste Aoun’s pictures on the Patriarch’s chair and on the walls, and only-God-knows what other outrages, atrocities, and abominations.

5: A coward who could desert his men – 600 of the best – and leave them behind to die, helpless and leaderless. Those that were blindfolded and lined up against the walls of Donkey-Sty Baabda Palace – if only those accursed walls could speak – and shot down like sitting ducks; and those that were carted off in trucks like so many cattle; to be beaten, tortured, and mutilated to death later; not to mention those that did not survive the trip! Never in the history of Cattle Dealing have cattle ever been carted thus! AND! Let’s not forget his wife and three daughters whom he literally threw to the wolves – so to speak – and fled with his tail tucked between his legs like a jackal in orange pyjamas to the French Embassy, and later to France.

6: An ungrateful wretch who could today deny, accuse, and insult the very country that accepted him and nourished and protected him for 15 years.

7: A betrayer of his own people and a treacherous and treasonous traitor to his country; who could have agreements and form alliances with Hezballah and Amal and their allies and yet could not even be on ‘speaking terms’ with his other fellow-Christians.

8. A Clown-Comedian who never appears in public or on TV until and unless he has two full bags of stale and corny jokes and wisecracks and, especially, below-the-belt insults to hurl at all those that do not agree with him or conform to his whims and quirks.

9. A misled, misguided, and mis-informed Syrian and Iranian Prime Proxy and Major Mole and madman who voluntarily offered himself and his followers and supporters as a blanket to cover and protect Syria’s and Iran’s TENTACLES OF TERROR – Hezballah and Amal and only-God-knows who else – and their other Proxies, Moles, Puppets, and Pawns; and help them to either stop or spike the International Tribunal, and either delete or delay UN Resolutions 1559 and 1701 which are highly important and crucial to Lebanon’s stability and the Lebanese people’s peace of mind.

Aoun and the Aounis – or what’s left of them – underestimated Nesrallah and Hezballah and Berii and Amal and their allies, and took them for fools – or at least, that’s what they thought. Whereas the actual truth is: They had seen and known Aoun and them for the fools and tools they were and manipulated, exploited, and used – or should I say misused – him and them all for their own ends or gains!

An after-thought:

Whatever you do, DON'T SEND HIM TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL! THE INMATES WILL GO ON STRIKE AND PROTEST! THEY MIGHT EVEN REVOLT AND KILL ALL THE DOCTORS AND NURSES AND WARDENS!

(The day after Aoun has been admitted to The Mental Hospital. All the inmates are outside The Hospital; yelling and screaming – after smashing and breaking everything inside, and beating up the doctors, the nurses, and the wardens)

Policeman: “Who is the spokesman among you?”

Inmates: “We all are!”

Policeman: “Hey! Cool it, guys! I’m only doing my job.”

Inmate Cook: “It’s true; we all are, but you can talk to me, and the rest of you had better shut up otherwise NO FLIES IN YOUR SOUP TONIGHT!”

Inmates: “Oh God, no; anything but that!”

Policeman: “So tell me; why did you bunch of crazy ass-holes behave like madmen?”

Inmate Cook: “That’s because we’re all crazy ass-hole madmen; but bringing in that I’m Mad Michael Aoun and imposing him on us, and making him one of us, was too much. In fact, it was the last straw that broke the camel’s back!”

Policeman: “And where is that … Er … where is he?”

Inmate Cook: “He’s inside, and that’s why we’re all outside. And we’re not going back in there until and unless they get him out of there!”

To the AOUNIS, AOUN is only the Basket-Case Basket in which something is delivered to them regularly so why not humour the rabid and senile ass-hole, so long as there’s something to be had from him. There’ll be time enough to quit, pack up, and leave.

Just you wait and see what happens the first time the Basket-Case Basket arrives empty!

BY GOD!

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