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39: EMILE LE-HOOD LAHHOUD; THE HERMIT-BABOON AND JINX

25 November, 2007

Emile Le-Hood Lahhoud; the Hermit-Baboon and Jinx:

He STEPPED DOWN after having STEPPED ON, SHAT ON, SPAT, ON, AND PISSED ON the Constitution and The Rule of Law; and Lebanon and the Lebanese, for 6 years running, with 3 more years added to the bargain for good measure!

9 years of Emile Le-Hood Lahhoud! It’s a miracle Lebanon still exists as a country, and the Lebanese are still alive! BY GOD!

And during all those accursed 9 years, he also SHAT and SPAT and PISSED all over Baabda Palace – a Palace built for presidents, but which had been converted to a stable for donkeys – The Palace must be in an even worse state than Tent-City! It is no wonder NO ONE HAS STEPPED UP to fill his place! It’s going to take a long time of hard sweeping, scrubbing, washing, and cleaning; and the burning of a lot of incense to make that Donkey-Sty Palace somewhat livable – fit for occupation.

Something tells me NO MARONITE MORON PRESIDENT WILL OCCUPY THAT DONKEY-STY PALACE FOR A LONG TIME TO COME – IF NOT NEVER EVER! I TOLD YOU! SAMSON in the Temple of DAGON!

However, Emile Le-Hood Lahhoud cannot, and must not, and will not be allowed to, TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR THIS MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENT because he could never have done it without Michael Aouu Aoun and his entourage, Suleiman Frenzied-Frantic Franjieyeh and his entourage, Michael El Marr-Marr El Murr and his entourage – let us not forget his foreign elements with Lebanese citizenship, and the-dead-brought-to-life – and all the rest of their collaborators; with strong lashes, shoves, and kicks-in-their-asses from their alliances!

Even as he removed his cursed carcass from that Donkey-Sty Palace, his last words – or parting shots – were poisoned arrows driven into the Constitution, and poisoned daggers plunged into the backs and hearts of Lebanon and the Lebanese!

And to think there are those that still say and maintain that there is god, or a god!

How could anyone – with a little sense, at least – believe in god when there are creatures like THESE who could do and get away with things like THOSE! BY GOD AGAIN!

Ever since our supposed so-called Independence in 1943 – A FARCE AND A HOAX – each President has been worse than the one before, with the exception of Bashir Gemaeyel and Renée Mouawad, who did not live long enough to either preside or do anything – right or wrong.

In other words; each successor has been worse than his predecessor, but Emile LeHood was the worst of them all so far! In fact, Lebanon and the Lebanese cannot tolerate and THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE an even worse President than Emile Lahhoud, unless by the worst possible whims or quirks of fate Michael Aouu Aoun became the next president!

He would make Emile Le-Hood Lahhoud seem like Gandhi!

Le-Hood left office, leaving his and the Opposition’s Squalid Eye-sore, Nose-sore, Nerve-sore, and Income-Sore Tent-City there; right smack in the heart of Beirut, bleeding her and the rest of the country to death!

He left office knowing fully well that, after he and The Speaker and their gang of Dingy Deserters and Treacherous and Treasonous Traitors – the Opposition – had taken us, the government and the Lebanese people, for too many long, tedious, tiresome, cumbersome, nerve-wracking, highly damaging and costly run-around, ring-around-the-roses and rigmarole rides over the past several months, they – the rides – will continue unabated!

HOWEVER, AND BUT! THE $100,000,000 QUESTION NOW IS: WHAT ARE HIS FUTURE PLANS after removing his carcass from Baabda Palace – a Palace built for Presidents, but which has been converted to a stable for donkeys (I know I said this before; so what?) – OR WHAT ARE HIS ORDERS AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE FUTURE? IN OTHER WORDS; HOW, AND IN WHAT WAY, IS HE GOING TO CONTINUE TO (hopefully, gladly, cunningly and willingly) SERVE HIS MASTERS: SYRIA AND IRAN?

Surely he and the rest of you out there do not expect us – the average, decent, and sensible Lebanese citizens – to believe that THEY are just going to simply LET HIM GO to live the rest of his life in peace and comfort after having DONE so much for him and after having USED him for so long – in other words; PUT HIM OUT TO PASTURE?

Not all of us are such blind bats, banal baboons, craven cowards, deaf and dumb ducks, fumbling fools, gullible gulls, idiotic imbeciles, moron monkeys, or obtuse ostriches as THEY – and YOU, if YOU, too – would simply love to think and believe!

BY GOD; ONE LAST TIME!

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